Canadians only!

[Times Roman]

Well if you have a skill it's quite easy to immigrate to Canada. First you move to
India, then you apply for immigration to Brampton! Lol just kidding. But it's seriously easy to get into Canada. We are now accepting 300,000 new immigrants annually.. Oh and we have JOBS! lol

Yeah, a little canadian angel was telling me that the job market was pretty hot right now.

but really don't want a

"jay oh bee"

right now

[Hotwheels]

****eneh!.........go leafs go.

[calgarian]

Yeah, a little canadian angel was telling me that the job market was pretty hot right now.

but really don't want a

"jay oh bee"

right now

old ppl and non Canadians arent allowed......

[gonejeepin]

old ppl and non Canadians arent allowed......

God bless your avi.

[>Good Luck<]

God bless your avi.

Oh how I've missed calgarian

[Times Roman]

old ppl and non Canadians arent allowed......

yeah, I agree with you.

Next old, non canadian we see coming through the door, I'll hold em down and you blast 'em!

[Times Roman]

btw, I AM Canadian!!!

I already paid my dollar (see # 159) and know the Canadian Tricky Hand Shake =)

[capetown]

Our hand shakes get easier once you get use to the mittens, I promise.

[Times Roman]

I admit, the tricky hand shake was a little problematic to master at first. My hand was getting all cut up, stitches.....

....until i realized that both blokes have to put down their beer bottles first, BEFORE shaking!!!

[calgarian]

I admit, the tricky hand shake was a little problematic to master at first. My hand was getting all cut up, stitches.....

....until i realized that both blokes have to put down their beer bottles first, BEFORE shaking!!!

not that i wanna know the answer but which "hands" u were talking abt?

[calgarian]

Oh how I've missed calgarian

if u missed me too much y didnt u start a thread "where is cal"????

[Scabtree]

if u missed me too much y didnt u start a thread "where is cal"????

I was just about to... and then those breasts showed up, so I figured all was well.

[calgarian]

I was just about to... and then those breasts showed up, so I figured all was well.

right and i suppose to believe this ......

[>Good Luck<]

if u missed me too much y didnt u start a thread "where is cal"????

Sorry cal I was too busy reading all the new rules... And all the ugl reviews. What kind of friend am I...terrible!

[Times Roman]

not that i wanna know the answer but which "hands" u were talking abt?

danm canadians don't know anything!

...the ones attached to the ends of my wrists

[>Good Luck<]

Now when you say wrist ... What "wrist" are you talking about?

[>Good Luck<]

Another great day in Canada!! Does anyone know when "lobster season" is in the east coast? I think I want to do the trip out from toronto

[DSM4Life]

Your women suck at synconized swimming.

[>Good Luck<]

Your women suck at synconized swimming.

Really? That's such a shame. I will have to have my daughter trained in synchronized swimming to restore the honor of my nation! DAMN YOU SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING!

[canadian-bacon]

Another great day in Canada!! Does anyone know when "lobster season" is in the east coast? I think I want to do the trip out from toronto

You missed it by a few weeks. And crab season is just about over.

[>Good Luck<]

You missed it by a few weeks. And crab season is just about over.

Damn! Next year it is!! LoL well there is probably still fresh lobby kicking around. Just can't catch and eat

[MooseMacD]

Didn't take the time to read most of this thread.....but I'll shout out to any Ottawa lifters!

[canadian-bacon]

Damn! Next year it is!! LoL well there is probably still fresh lobby kicking around. Just can't catch and eat

May 1st is first day. And if you wanted you could jump in the holding tanks some restaurants have and catch them that way? Management might frown upon it. Lol

[Times Roman]

You missed it by a few weeks. And crab season is just about over.

really? with all the canadians bichin around here, ya'd think it was crab season all year long??

[capetown]

May 1st is first day. And if you wanted you could jump in the holding tanks some restaurants have and catch them that way? Management might frown upon it. Lol

Where is May 1 the first day?

[canadian-bacon]

Where is May 1 the first day?

Cape Breton

[Scabtree]

Your women suck at synconized swimming.

Ok. That was low. And that might be true; but you should see our Canadian women take down caribou's with their bare hands. Kill em, gut em, clean em. Now if that was an Olympic sport...

[gonejeepin]

Ok. That was low. And that might be true; but you should see our Canadian women take down caribou's with their bare hands. Kill em, gut em, clean em. Now if that was an Olympic sport...

If that were an olympic sport we might get a gold medal...

[>Good Luck<]

Canadian girls would win gold if beer drinking was an Olympic sport as well... Then again, they'd lose the medal once they tested for marijuana and 100% of the population tests positive lol

[gonejeepin]

Its HOT in TO today, damnnnnn, sorry JustJoe but I won't be putting your tax dollars to very good use today lol.

[Canadream]

and plus the smog from all the vehicles... I can just imagine ....

Its HOT in TO today, damnnnnn, sorry JustJoe but I won't be putting your tax dollars to very good use today lol.

[>Good Luck<]

Its HOT in TO today, damnnnnn, sorry JustJoe but I won't be putting your tax dollars to very good use today lol.

Lol was that u in the Toronto sun front page yesterday??? Looked like u

[Times Roman]

Canadian girls would win gold if beer drinking was an Olympic sport as well... Then again, they'd lose the medal once they tested for marijuana and 100% of the population tests positive lol

[gonejeepin]

Lol was that u in the Toronto sun front page yesterday??? Looked like u

Lmao, no sir it was not, but those guys are screwed. I'm in full agreeance that guys like that should be sh!t canned. I'm suprised that article wasn't written by Sue Anne Levvy, she really hates us.

[>Good Luck<]

Lmao, no sir it was not, but those guys are screwed. I'm in full agreeance that guys like that should be sh!t canned. I'm suprised that article wasn't written by Sue Anne Levvy, she really hates us.

Is it safe to assume u have a break at 9am like the rest of the world?? Could he have been sleeping on his 15 min coffee break??? Bah whatever he's probably gonna get roasted anyways.

[gonejeepin]

Is it safe to assume u have a break at 9am like the rest of the world?? Could he have been sleeping on his 15 min coffee break??? Bah whatever he's probably gonna get roasted anyways.

Not sure when that departments breaks are, either way imo sleeping isn't appropriate on a 15min break at work anyways, if you can't stay awake, stay home....... On another note, how many shootings do you predict during caribanna this wknd,

[>Good Luck<]

Not sure when that departments breaks are, either way imo sleeping isn't appropriate on a 15min break at work anyways, if you can't stay awake, stay home....... On another note, how many shootings do you predict during caribanna this wknd,

Good question! I'm gonna say 3 targeted shootings.

In addition, I'd say theyll be another one of those point and spray gun fights that keep happening, where stupid wannabe gangsters pull out a gun and shoot at a croud trying to someone and end up killing several innocent people... Sad story. Which makes me think about our retarded government who want to ban guns so ONLY criminals will be armed! Yay! So now only illegal guns will be around, and only criminals will have guns. Can't see how punishing responsible gun owners will fix our gun crime problem.


Me personally, I'm all for harsher penalties. Hell, I'd bring the death penalty to Canada if I could. I'd throw the switch on the electric chair given the opportunity. I'd wire that puppy up for no mistakes. We need to set an example of these low life losers who are going around fighting with weapons and stripping us of our safety and freedom to enjoy life. These criminals need to be handled. The "rights and freedoms" of Canada are protecting the wrong people, and it's unfortunate. Oh shit, I'm ranting again...

[capetown]

Cape Breton

They must have moved it back did they?? Was always on the 15th to the 15th what I remember.

[>Good Luck<]

Eh Canada! Eh!

[gonejeepin]

Mayor Rob Ford is in the hospital with stomach issues eh! I guess that comes with being a 315lb fatty eh.