Wacking it

[punk_bbuilder]

ive done it ive gone 11 days without beating off. Im so horny but im determined to go for a while longer. I havent taken more than 3 days off of whacking it in 6 years.......WTF am i thinking.

[BlocRoc]

Yeah i beat my meat like it owes me money.

GOD Damn


Funny SHIT!!!!!


I molest my monkey like a priest with a choir boy! The older I get the more it gets abused...BUT my GF is 19 and im 28 so we keeps me going!


L8

[Magin]

actually i havent whacked it in 4 days i think something is wrong! is this bad im 16

hardly there was a 16 yr old on another forum im a member of and he has never choked the chicken,he posted a thread about how he should do it,he was scared of tearing his foreskin off and you knew by the way he acted he wasnt joking.

[lloyd_cannon]

haha man I have a rule during football no blowin the load after monday night. After game friday its ok but monday is the cut off.

[BIG R]

punk_bbuilder


Your nuts are going to look like the Bulldog's in the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Dont hold off much longer............or else, POP!!!

R

[punk_bbuilder]

Dude, i have over 60 Gigabytes of porno and im just dying right now. Its cool though cause I take it all out in the gym. Im looking forward to gettin off though. Its going to be like ive never done it before and now im jus t starting.

[BIG R]

Punk_Bb'er,

wont lie....I tried that same thing only way way back! I think after about 2 weeks I cut loose and it was a F*cking mess. Went off like a water hose. Now I wouldnt do that any more. Life is to short not to always be feeling an orgasm when you can get it.

Peace
R

[BlocRoc]

Hardcore is all that I can say!!!!!!!!!

L8

[bermich]

Longest I went was a month and the ONLY reason was cause I was locked up for awhile. Even while I was locked up I found ways to rub a few out.
Longest I have gone INTENTIONALY was 6 days. Damn, she just touched it and I plastering her to the wall with a load. Her eyes lit up like she got hit by a truck. Then 5 minutes later I came again. Then 15 minutes later then an hour later.
I try to go that long but it is TOO DAMN HARD right now.
Fuck, last night I took care of it myself like 3 times in an hour. I dont know what to do.
It is SO HARD NOT TO CHEAT ON MY GIRLFRIEND.
She does her best to take care of it but she has to go home every now and then, and when she is away I get really horny.

[Fooboy]

i have more porn than some have space on their HD...

[rxarms]

The more sex I have the hornier I am..If you don't use it, you lose it.

[punk_bbuilder]

The more sex I have the hornier I am..If you don't use it, you lose it.

That is so true. The more you bang the larger your wang.....I believe this also....I feel that if you keep pumping blood into the sucker eventually it will increase size or girth or something.

[Tobey]

Im gonna hold off on wacking it for at least 4 days (IF POSSIBLE) so when I have an orgasm, Im gonna pull out and see if it hits her in the face from way down there. Just something I am planning out of boredom. I always think ahead like that.

Better be careful you don't blow the poor girls head off.

And guy's let me say this, the older you get, the more often you seem to want it. Those old desires never fade.... Thank God.

IC

[wrstlr69sdnl]

Just wondering what is this so called masterbernation you guys are talking about is it some sort of new lift

[navydevildoc]

Just wondering what is this so called masterbernation you guys are talking about is it some sort of new lift

Ha! Don't worry, when you get with the grunts, you will know ALL about it. No women for miles + huge test producing macho environment = choking the chicken several times a day.

[wrstlr69sdnl]

I thought they put something in the food so you dont stand at attention

[Mick23]

I heard that they put saltpeter in the food so you are not sexually aroused? is that true?

[navydevildoc]

I heard that they put saltpeter in the food so you are not sexually aroused? is that true?

Not that I ever saw.... and I was horny as hell all the time, and most of the guys I knew were too. Just comes with the environment.

[DBfitness]

This thread is bringing back some of my fondest memories. I dated one girl who always wanted me to jack off in front of her, and she would just wait to swallow. It would have been better if she did the work, but still i thought it was cool. My first girlfriend loved sucking dick. She didnt want to have sex, have me do anything for her, just wanted to suck me dick all the time. Good times indeed. Ive gotta face the fact that im gonna marry a girl who looooves sucking it. Hell if i had my way, there wouldnt even be sex. I prefer getting head and licking clit, far above having sex.

i hate to sound like Im flaming, but to say you like licking clit and getting head over sex leads me to believe you dont know what your doing when it comes to sex. I love a good BJ, but most of the time the BJ just makes me wanna fuck em even more. Id much rather have my girl moaning in my ear because of my cock than her moaning because of my tongue. Id also much rather have my cock in her pussy than her mouth. Maybe you jsut dont liek sex cause you feel bad when you nut in 5 minutes?? i for one cant get off in 5 minutes when I get head. Takes a solid 15 minutes of her doing exactly what I say (but im hard to get off). No flame intended. Peace

[clockworks]

i hate to sound like Im flaming, but to say you like licking clit and getting head over sex leads me to believe you dont know what your doing when it comes to sex. I love a good BJ, but most of the time the BJ just makes me wanna fuck em even more. Id much rather have my girl moaning in my ear because of my cock than her moaning because of my tongue. Id also much rather have my cock in her pussy than her mouth. Maybe you jsut dont liek sex cause you feel bad when you nut in 5 minutes?? i for one cant get off in 5 minutes when I get head. Takes a solid 15 minutes of her doing exactly what I say (but im hard to get off). No flame intended. Peace

holy shit, doode, my sentiments exactly. i was trying to explain that to my roommate last night infact. bj's just get me riled up to fuck. and like you were saying it takes you a long time to nut when getting a bj, no shit doode. i start to feel bad cuz she's down there so long trying to get me off. stick it in the pink though and i become a two pump chump! well not really, but you know what i mean...

-- clocky

[punk_bbuilder]

yeah but it all depends....I can see both sides...Screwing is great but i love to look down at a chick in a tight little g-string with her big eyes looking up as she goes back and forth with my.....well you know....I love head its great....sex is fun too but its more work....all depends if im in a slammin mood or just want some good fucking head.

[punk_bbuilder]

amazing this post is still around....On a good note i broke up with my woman, was reduced to spankin it into an empty pizza carton but last night...after10 days at the bar...bam got laid...Isnt life grand.

[spywizard]

On the 12th day of boot... they give you a shot with a square needle too..

18 gauge..........

LOL

I heard that they put saltpeter in the food so you are not sexually aroused? is that true?

[hoss827]

First time i've wacked it since last week.....Been to busy to have the time . Boy was it ever fun,

[spywizard]

just trying to keep my post count up...

did you wash your hands.???

You do know you use your hands don't you??

Hoss????

[KINGKONG]

I do it after I workout, that is when I retire to my room, shut out my roomates, turn the lights down, whack it and swallow the evidence...

was looking for a search on numb hands and found this was laughing
so hard it hurt figured I would..........Bump

[Russ616]

Heres a question for every one, when do you wack it if at all, before or after a workout? Have fun with this one

That is a funny pole

[navydevildoc]

[punk_bbuilder]

It will never die..Masturbation is the best bro...lol, well besides banging my gf

[punk_bbuilder]

i have a thread like this over at www.worldclassbodybuilding.com about my gf's ass with pics and it refuses to die. Its a little more interesting that wacking it talk

[Hooligan]

LOL this thread is ****in hilarious...

BUT IT JUST WON'T DIE!!! HAHAHAHA

[PrairieDawg]

Definately POST workout........Would never make it through squats if I was winded like that. That is one of my RULES now...never before a work out.

R

yeah i deff agree. you have such ****ty work outs if you go pre

[sooners04]

I want to know who voted for never. LIARS or they dont have any limbs.

[decadbal]

right befo bed baby, im all about it..... sends me to sleep

[KINGKONG]

I cant help it every morning I wake up playing my girl taps me and I kind of wake
up and stop,then go to the couch and finish,the funny thing is my girl gets mad at me
for wasting my cum........so i have to hide it......shes jelous of my hand

[punk_bbuilder]

right befo bed baby, im all about it..... sends me to sleep

Same here dude...either then or right after i lift before my shower.


You ever notice that after you spank it to a chick or a chick in a porn...You lose all intrest in the girl right after. Like she becomes meaningless...or a chick that you would bang when horny becomes 5 x uglier after spanking it.

[KINGKONG]

Same here dude...either then or right after i lift before my shower.


You ever notice that after you spank it to a chick or a chick in a porn...You lose all intrest in the girl right after. Like she becomes meaningless...or a chick that you would bang when horny becomes 5 x uglier after spanking it.

of course thats half the reason I jerk sometimes, Iam not giving
women the satisfaction of thinking there hot cause Iam raging
on test and trying to ****.........

[alphamedic]

someone needs to try the "Houdinni"...That is when you get a girl doggystyle, pull out ...spit on her back to make her think you finished...and when she turns around to look at you......shoot it in her eye!!...lmao...

[alphamedic]

another variation is the "Abe Lincoln"...that's where you go and shave a chicks pubes......(keep the hair, but don't let her know )...and when she gives ya a BJ, pull out shoot on her chin....and throw all of the pubes on her chin and make 'em stick with your goo...lmao

[KINGKONG]

another variation is the "Abe Lincoln"...that's where you go and shave a chicks pubes......(keep the hair, but don't let her know )...and when she gives ya a BJ, pull out shoot on her chin....and throw all of the pubes on her chin and make 'em stick with your goo...lmao