Thread: Pet inhancement
04-03-2004, 05:01 PM #1
Please no one take this too seriously:
This is totally hypothetical, but what do you guys think would happen if i shot my cat up on a 12 week test cycle?
I was watching dusk till dawn 2 and one of the charachters had his pooch on the juice. Now i would never do this in real life (and my cats dead anyway) but i got him to 16lbs natural i recon i could have possibly made him 30lbs.
Get a rudimentry harness and make him drag some weights or **** and you got yourself a ****ing huge pet.
Am i just a bit weird or have others ever wondered what undiscoverd potential their pets may have?
04-03-2004, 05:13 PM #2
in undergrad a guy i knew fed his dalmation creatine and made him pull cynderblocks. the dog was huge and cut, never seen anything like it. no gear just natty supps.
04-03-2004, 05:16 PM #3
I am not taking this seriously, but please dont act on this. THis is cruel imo. Animals do not understand the drugs you would be giving them.
An example: I personally enjoy taking the occasional benzodiazeprine (valium/zan/amb/etc), i know what the drugs do, and self medicate myself accordingly-and am prepared for consequences/feelings of the drug. Getting to the point, my cat is going to have to fly on a plane here soon, and the vet has given her kitty zanax essencially. and the vet told me to test it out on her to see how see reacts beforehand.... So, while it was pretty funny/entertaining to see the 11lb cat all messed up and drunklike, she didnt understand why she was f'ked up. She was trying to function, but kept falling, walking sideways, running into walls, etc, lol. I could elaborate more on this, but i dont think this topic deserves it. these are just one man's opinion
04-03-2004, 05:21 PM #4
with the topic being "pet enhancement," If you love your pet, focus on taking care of them by: showing affection, quality food, exercising them-all the norms.... Dont abuse or be cruel to animals. (and yes, this is coming from the same guy who's motto in hunting is "if it flys, it dies") but this is a different subject
04-03-2004, 05:38 PM #5Originally Posted by 956Vette
There were members on the board (now banned thank god) who planned on juicing up a golden retriever and making it mean. I think just for general purpose. That is cruelty to animals.
04-03-2004, 05:41 PM #6Originally Posted by Prime
That would be interesting to see.
04-03-2004, 06:12 PM #7
04-03-2004, 06:18 PM #8
I love my cat, won't be doing anything that might hurt him. Won't even consider it.
Vette - hope your cat makes the trip ok. My cat's an indoor cat and he freaks out just going to the vet.
04-03-2004, 06:25 PM #9Originally Posted by SV-1
04-03-2004, 06:27 PM #10
I had to medicate my cat a few times for flights,so I can relate to what you wrote Vette.After the third flight,he didn't require anymore meds.Hope your cat has the same experience.
04-03-2004, 06:30 PM #11Originally Posted by 956Vette
04-03-2004, 06:35 PM #12Originally Posted by SV-1
04-03-2004, 06:38 PM #13Originally Posted by Da Bull
I wish mine was like that, no such luck though.
04-03-2004, 06:48 PM #14Originally Posted by Da Bull
04-03-2004, 07:18 PM #15Originally Posted by 956Vette
04-03-2004, 07:21 PM #16Originally Posted by Da Bull
04-03-2004, 07:23 PM #17
Here where Im from they inject pitbulls and rotts to make them bigger for illegal dog fighting. There is a huge dog fighting problem here.
04-03-2004, 07:23 PM #18
When i had my rottie i would work him daily, we would go for a jog then have him pull some light weight on the sled, i'd loved to see him on some test-e, he was around 130lbs when i gave him away to a good friend. Oh and what was funny about him is that he was a rare dog because he was all black, didnt have his markings like all the other rotties, and yes he was akc registered and came from a breeder...
04-03-2004, 07:37 PM #19
You dog ppl stay out!!!This is a cat thread!!
04-03-2004, 07:43 PM #20Originally Posted by Da Bull
Amen brother. You mongrel lovers have no business in a thread of your betters.
04-03-2004, 07:44 PM #21
<---Ah, shudup!!Originally Posted by Da Bull
04-03-2004, 09:41 PM #22Swellin GuestOriginally Posted by LuvMyRoids
Just kidding guys. I have met a couple of cats I like...and I'm an animal lover...not a killer.
I could kill a piece of **** that fights dogs though...no problem there. That is one of the lowest forms of life on the planet.
04-03-2004, 10:24 PM #23New Member
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what about rooster fighting?? i knew a guy that wanted to shoot his roosters up with juice and fight em?? what do yall think would have happened??
04-03-2004, 11:49 PM #24Originally Posted by Prime
04-04-2004, 07:54 AM #25
Thing is winstrol is a horse steroid anyway right, so people must be putting stuff in some animals. Imagine a greyhound in epo and test. lmao.
My cat was so fat he couldnt fit thru the cat flap, he used to get stuck and id have to give him a push. Totally random but on a larger scale imagine putting youre pet elephant or tiger on juice, that would be pretty unique.
04-04-2004, 08:18 AM #26Originally Posted by bigtyme
Nothing like a ton of test for a nice healthy cošk
04-04-2004, 08:21 AM #27Originally Posted by Da Bull
My parents cat would get sick instantly if you put him in his cage when driving somewhere, but if let lose in the car (which is illegal) he was fine, and actually enjoyed the ride.
I've driven up to the country house a few times in the past with the cat in my car, and she'd crash out on the dash... stretched out... looked pretty pimp, shag covered dash
04-05-2004, 02:28 AM #28
04-05-2004, 02:31 AM #29
hmmm... i seem to remember a certain thread getting closed becuase a question was asked about shooting up a guinie pig with winny (i think, right chris? )
04-05-2004, 02:55 AM #30
not that i would condone it because it is animal abuse, but if you want to see some entertainment give a cat aa tab of ecstasy, now THAT would be funny.
04-05-2004, 02:59 AM #31
LOOK AT THIS BAD MOFO!!!
04-05-2004, 07:28 AM #32Associate Member
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i have 2 cats, they are brothers... 1 of them plays fetch... no joke... he plays fetch with my wifes pony tail holder or a cat nip filled mouse... i can throw it down the steps, then go into my bedroom or bathroom...he will run downstairs, play with it for a second, then run it back upstairs and find me and drop it right at my feet...i swear on my life he plays fetch... the other cat does not... when friends come over i show them my half dog cat... its actually very cute to see... who would think a cat plays fetch...
anyway...my .02 to this thread
04-05-2004, 10:16 AM #33
I personaly would never give my dog advice on using AAS until he had a sound diet and workout plan.
He is 35 or so in dog years so he is old enough but I'd like to see what he can accomplish as a natural athlete.
Seriously though, someone mentioned creatine, what else could we apply to them? Dextrose and whey protein? I alredy give him fish oil and efas.
Dogfood is generic garbage and I feel guilty feeding it to him. Makes me sad thinking that he will only live a fraction of the time I will, and he eats the same crap every day.
I like to pull a sled from time to time, maybe I'll have him start working out with me. Summer is coming up ya know?
04-05-2004, 10:58 AM #34
It is kinda weird that no one condonse giving steriods to animals while most of us here are using vet grade steriods. Evey bottle of qv I get comes with a picture of a dog on it...
Just so everyone knows I do not condone doing this either and would never put my Rottie on the sauce.
04-05-2004, 11:09 AM #35Swellin GuestOriginally Posted by damiongage
You have the choice to modify your body...your pet does not.
04-05-2004, 02:02 PM #36Originally Posted by Swellin
I'm sure as hell not saying that sterilization is a bad practice, I question whether or not it would be unethical to consider HRT for a dog.
04-05-2004, 02:19 PM #37
HRT will be incredibly different if the animal has been nutered or not. A nutered male wont have much test anyway.
04-05-2004, 02:37 PM #38
Then are you saying you are against spaying, neutering, croping ears or tails or even cliping nails??? All these things alter their bodys and are not their choices.
I do not believe in animal cruelity... but I also don't believe they are intittled to choices. They are animals.
04-05-2004, 05:04 PM #39
My friend had a British bulldog and he had it on Test., the dog was so vicious, and it was so muscular, I never seen anything like it. It was actually pretty cool.
04-05-2004, 07:34 PM #40
If they are testing.......... better us the test prop..........
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