I told my doctor I was on steroids by accident

[Fluidic Kimbo]

It is not funny. I asked a serious question.

Okay then let's get down to business. First we need to rule out the Big 3:

(1) Have you ever murdered anyone?
(2) Have you ever raped anyone?
(3) Have you ever molested a child?

If you haven't ever done any of these 3, then you should be able to mesh neatly back into society (although perhaps with a little turbulence along the way).

If you've done (1), I think you'll need to find a religious community, perhaps born-again Christians or a Hare Krishna commune.

If you've done (2), you're really going to have to search for a forgiving community possessed of great forbearance. Perhaps Bethel church out in California.

If you've done (3), then you only have one choice:

[TheDreamer]

Okay then let's get down to business. First we need to rule out the Big 3:

(1) Have you ever murdered anyone?
(2) Have you ever raped anyone?
(3) Have you ever molested a child?

If you haven't ever done any of these 3, then you should be able to mesh neatly back into society (although perhaps with a little turbulence along the way).

If you've done (1), I think you'll need to find a religious community, perhaps born-again Christians or a Hare Krishna commune.

If you've done (2), you're really going to have to search for a forgiving community possessed of great forbearance. Perhaps Bethel church out in California.

If you've done (3), then you only have one choice:

OMG. You're terrible. It's not amusing at all.