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08-10-2004, 02:23 PM #1
I dub myself the offical "Ladies Man Guru"
If anyone has questions about picking up women post them here and ill sort it out for ya. I have a good understanding of the games girls play and how to counter that ****. i recently hijacked hockeybabe2's thread so i decided to start my own. Post issues you have about relationships or just picking up girls in general and ill set ya on the right path. Co2boi i dub you "2nd Lt. Pimp Class"
so post some stories to get this ball rolling.
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08-10-2004, 02:28 PM #2Respected Member
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08-10-2004, 02:33 PM #3
Dear Ladies Man,
The girl I've been banging for the past month got pissed when she found out I was also banging her sister. Now she won't return my calls but she still has this nice set of earings I loaned her and I'd like them back.............would you be so kind as to ask your girlfreind to give me back those earrings? I want to give them to her sister now.
Thanks Ladies Man
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08-10-2004, 02:33 PM #4
when you pick up women....Do you lift with your back or knees????
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08-10-2004, 02:34 PM #5Retired Vet
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Shall we call you Leon Phelps?
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08-10-2004, 02:34 PM #6Junior Member
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Originally Posted by Juggy'sTwat
HAHAHA I GET IT "YOUR GIRLFRIEND" HAHAHA
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08-10-2004, 02:36 PM #7
lol juggy youll have to be more specific to which girl
dgage: i usually like it when they carry me out to my car. that puts me in a pretty good mood.
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08-10-2004, 02:39 PM #8
HEy "Ladies Man" my friend was with this chick the other night and she said rear enty only....What does that mean..?? and why would she only want it in the rear enty...... He did say she had a rough beard...What would u do in this situation...?
OG
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08-10-2004, 02:39 PM #9
Dear Ladies guru,
My girl isnt into anal, but I want to do nothing but ram it up there. Is there a slow approach to this, instead of having her bite down on a pillow??
Anally yours,
Maraxus (_o_) <---- I wanna put it in there.
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08-10-2004, 02:39 PM #10
uh yea basically you need to uhh just to it in the butt!!
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08-10-2004, 02:42 PM #11Originally Posted by OGPackin
If i was him i would first take her to the bathroom and shave her face and possibly her chest. then take her in the room and load her up with ky jelly and go to town. dont forget to use sex toys like a bag over her head, maybe even a black plastic garbage bag for her body as well.
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08-10-2004, 02:44 PM #12Originally Posted by OGPackin
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08-10-2004, 02:46 PM #13Originally Posted by Maraxus
I would start with something small like a pinky finger and just loosen it up abit. work your way to larger objects eventually when it gets to fit objects the size of your thumb, your penis will have plenty of space to manuver.
i realize you guys laugh at this and so do i. i have a lot of down time at my job and this just helps me pass time.
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08-10-2004, 02:46 PM #14Originally Posted by rugbyking
lol...she was a he i do believe....
OG
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08-10-2004, 02:47 PM #15Originally Posted by damiongage
wtf what kind of girl says im saving my virginity for marrige so **** me hardcore in my ass??? pm me the # plz
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08-10-2004, 02:49 PM #16Originally Posted by OGPackin
you need to wingman for your bro then. you shouldnt let him get that ****ed up where he picks up guys. unless he is gay?
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08-10-2004, 02:49 PM #17Originally Posted by rugbyking
how about a carrot, can i try to stick a carrot in there first?
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08-10-2004, 02:51 PM #18Originally Posted by Maraxus
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08-10-2004, 02:52 PM #19Originally Posted by OGPackin
Sharing your sexual encounters with MASS I see....I thought you two were gonna keep that on the dl. Not cool bro, not cool at all....
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08-10-2004, 02:55 PM #20
the easiest thing you have control over is your appearance. this goes without saying but when you go out you should always look your best. that means shave your face or trim your beard. wash your face and make sure you get your hair cut often. i get mine cut every friday. always where clothes that fit you well. dont leave your house looking like you just crawled out of bed. looking good will get you noticed which will ignite a spark and make it easier for you to start a positive conversation. you would be amazed how many guys overlook the fact of just cleaning up before they go out.
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08-10-2004, 02:59 PM #21Originally Posted by rugbyking
So I guess showering EOD is out of the question?
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08-10-2004, 03:02 PM #22Originally Posted by Maraxus
you should shower in the morning and after you workout. before i goto bed i would get the gel out of my hair and wash my face. this will help with any acne problems you might have
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08-10-2004, 03:21 PM #23
seriously though if there is a topic or something that is bothering you post it and ill give ya my imput
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08-10-2004, 03:27 PM #24Originally Posted by Maraxus
Jealous i see...
OG
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08-10-2004, 03:28 PM #25
Rugbyking, Will you be using the Alpha Male pattern of manliness as your guidlines?
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08-10-2004, 03:29 PM #26
Well, Im heading back to college next mon and will be looking for chicks right away. I have a few numbers from chicks in my classes last year and there could be some chicks in my dorm who are hott. I move in early and the rest of the ppl dont till thurs. Ladies man, where should I start? With the numbers of chicks who know me but could possibly be off the market or go to parties those first nite in hopes of meeting someone new?
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08-10-2004, 03:31 PM #27Originally Posted by OGPackin
Just a little......
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08-10-2004, 03:32 PM #28Originally Posted by 1victor
yes, i inteded this thread for how to PICK UP women. not start a marrige or maintain a marrage or anything with marrage. this is strictly tips to approach women and how to play games or deal with the games women play. i will explain the games women play and how to counter act them. you do this because that will put you in control and allow yourself to decide the course of the relationship be it for a night or indefinately.
THIS IS FOR TIPS ON GETTING LAID
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08-10-2004, 03:33 PM #29Originally Posted by rugbyking
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08-10-2004, 03:33 PM #30
Well ladies man I am looking forward to your progressive tactics, bring it on!
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08-10-2004, 03:37 PM #31
yet another stupid lame thread in the lounge...
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08-10-2004, 03:37 PM #32
Dear Ladies guru,
Me and my girlfriend (Miss Doll) always get into ruff sex and she explodes with happiness. It always cost me about a $100 to get a new girl. I always use lube and it still gets hot up in there. What can I do...BTW...her mouth is to small...lol
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08-10-2004, 03:37 PM #33
do both
Originally Posted by Soldier of Misfortune
are the girls whose #s you already have friends of yours? what is your relationship to them?? if they are your friends, you should invite them to go with you to parties for the first week and use them as social proof. let other girls notice the fact that you came with girls. when you first get to a party walk around a bit and scope out the scene for possible targets. after you have a few girls in mind get in range of them and talk to your girls. let the target see you with other girls. that will automatically make you more attractive in her eyes cause she will see that other girls value you as well. then when you approach the target she will already be receptive to you because she thinks that your not just another chump trying to pick her up. if there are girls in your dorms try to at least have conversations with them all. see what everyone has going on . your not going to want to get with every girl there so see what ones would make good sex parnters and which ones would make better drinking buddies.
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08-10-2004, 03:39 PM #34
OMG....Mass is cheating on me???
Originally Posted by Maraxus
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08-10-2004, 03:39 PM #35Originally Posted by jbigdog69
find a girl that loves cock and **** her silly that way you wont have to pay for it either
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08-10-2004, 03:47 PM #36Originally Posted by rugbyking
We were both 16 too...those were the days.
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08-10-2004, 03:48 PM #37Originally Posted by rugbyking
I am sure we will have some stories of our own soon.....
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08-10-2004, 06:51 PM #38Originally Posted by damiongage
oh definately. i can prolly come up not this weekend but next. i think aug 21st. prolly friday night? hows your schedule?
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08-10-2004, 06:57 PM #39Originally Posted by rugbyking
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08-10-2004, 07:06 PM #40Originally Posted by damiongage
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