your favorite line from a movie

[Kärnfysikern]

" There he goes -- one of God's own
prototypes -- a high powered mutant
of some kind never even considered
for mass production. Too weird to
live and too rare to die."

That one rocks and I love the movie

[co2boi]

"Say hello to my little friend"

"Um, yeah Lumberg here... we're running a little behind so I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday"

[hung-solo]

"im your huckleberry" --val kilmer-

" what do i look like, the goddammn weather man?" sam elliot- we were soldiers

"And Shepards we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filius, Spiritus sanctus"--- the boondock saints

"people do coke because they are too fukiing lazy to roll a joint"--jack nicholaus

"mr. pink? why the fukk do i have to be mr. pink???"-- steve buscemi-resevoir dogs

"because you are a fawkin faggot dats why!" --the reply to mr. pink. lololol

[mustang331]

Anyone wanna guess this?

NEVER MIND!!!!!! DAMMIT!!

[hung-solo]

Anyone wanna guess this?


"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

boondock saints

[Quake]

"In order to talk to his equal an irishman is forced to converse with God!" - Braveheart

and

"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure, you're Fuked! Hahahahahaha!" - also Braveheart

[houseofpain]

TOMBSTONE
Wyatt Earp : You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

ANCHORMAN
Veronica Corningstone : For Channel 4 News, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Thanks for stopping by.
Ron Burgundy : And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go **** yourself, San Diego.

DUMB AND DUMBER
Lloyd Christmas : I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry Dunne : I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd Christmas : That John Denver is full of ****, man.

Harry Dunne : I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd Christmas : Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

There are too many to list, here are some good ones though. I like it. HOP

[DevilsDeity]

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

" I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal,
food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."



"I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared
to yours. We are but eightscore young blondes, all between
sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life ... bathing ...
dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear...."

[allsaucedup]

He says, Ahoy capt stuben, how are gopher and doc. permission to come aboard sir. that is one of the best lines of that movie.

so many, and I am sure that more will come to mind as i read all the posts, but here's one...

What is that??? Velvet????

see if anyone knows.

coming to america i love that movie

[DevilsDeity]

"San Diego actually means Whales' vagina in German".

"You pooped in the refrigerator & You ate the whole circle of cheese? Actually, i'm not even mad, thats amazing!"

"Knights of Columbus that hurt"

[hung-solo]

any lines from the drill sergent in "full metal jacket"

anything from chris farley

--you can kiss my rebel dick!"-- wyat erp

--" i would fukk you, you, you over there, yes and you too, no not you but your friend will do."---me from yesterday when i drove by the cheerleaders at the university

[Maraxus]

"Ill be your Huckleberry" - Doc Holiday, Tombstone.

[allsaucedup]

Dumb and Dumber: "That John Denver's full of $hit."
Swingers: "Your so money and you dont even know it"
Old School: "True love is catching the red eye home from San Diego and finding two naked people in your bathroom ready to tag team your girlfriend"

[HeavyHitter]

"no body puts Baby in a corner"

this is killing me..... wheres this from princess??? (the only thing im thinkin of is Dirty dancing- but thats not it.....)

[HeavyHitter]

How bout this guys.... "Know what ole' Jack Burton used to say when death and evil is staring into your eyes and the crashing storms are about to fall upon you.... Give me your best shot, I can take it"

there was more to it and im sure thats not the exact quote, but its good enough...

[hung-solo]

aight this is my last one

" when i get to college, all i am going to do is BANG BANG BANG!"-- dazed and confused..

[DevilsDeity]

How bout this guys.... "Know what ole' Jack Burton used to say when death and evil is staring into your eyes and the crashing storms are about to fall upon you.... Give me your best shot, I can take it"

there was more to it and im sure thats not the exact quote, but its good enough...

Big trouble in little China

[w_rballs]

jsut got the. they 20's
then aint 20's but they nice
yes they is. them 20's........ nah they 10's but i keep em clean

Dede and craig from Next friday

[Maraxus]

jsut got the. they 20's
then aint 20's but they nice
yes they is. them 20's........ nah they 10's but i keep em clean

Dede and craig from Next friday

LOL. I remember that one

[drdeath613]

bond james bond
did i do that hehe
lol wheres the beef
lol from cheech chongs up in smoke
man u got a joint in my pocket here u go. man i think this is a toothpick man. naw man its the bomb. naw this is a tooth pick see aww man wait nope thats my dick oh wait here u go. hehhehehe man thats the size of your dick. hey man u want to get out and walk also from cheech & chong man thats not a joint this is a joint. hey man is that a quater pounder. yea man but my dog ate my stash i had to fellow him around for a week it really blew his mind . hey man u mean were smokeing dog **** man . ya . man i wonder what great dane taste like

[w_rballs]

"all i want for christmas is a fat bitch with a name belt that say "glitter" on it "

"Man suck a fat baby's balls"

" All i want is 2 fat bitches that smell like cheeseburger so chico can lick on em and a 2 year supply of rollin papers"

Dede- the friday after next

[fitnessNY]

bond james bond

Such a Classic!

[HeavyHitter]

Big trouble in little China

Nice DD

[cb25]

this is killing me..... wheres this from princess??? (the only thing im thinkin of is Dirty dancing- but thats not it.....)

that's exactly what it is...and i'm ashamed that i know that.

[cavemanspearchucker]

scarface bro, thats the ****

**** YEA IT IS, GOOD EYE!

[OSTIE]

"Donny, were you listening to the dude's story? Then you have no frame of reference. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what's going on!"

or to keep it simple..."Shut the f*ck up Donny!"

Another Big Lebowski fan. There were so many good lines in that movie, walter is hilarious. My favorite...

"Me and Charlie eyeball to eyeball, now thats fckin combat.... The man in the black pajama's dude, now thats a worthy fckin advesary......Where as what we have here - A bunch of f@g-eaters wearing towels on their heads trying to find reverse on a soviet tank. These are not worthy advesaries...."

[DevilsDeity]

"Buckwheats for everybody" --The Man With The Plan, ttdidwyd

[Maraxus]

You said he was a getaway driver. What the fvck can he get away from?!?

[Blown_SC]

Another Big Lebowski fan. There were so many good lines in that movie, walter is hilarious. My favorite...

"Me and Charlie eyeball to eyeball, now thats fckin combat.... The man in the black pajama's dude, now thats a worthy fckin advesary......Where as what we have here - A bunch of f@g-eaters wearing towels on their heads trying to find reverse on a soviet tank. These are not worthy advesaries...."

Jesus Quintana : Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fuking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus Quintana : You said it man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

[Mr.Magoo]

I never saw anything like that. Have you? Where is Wyatt anyway? He's down by the creek, walking on water.


Why are you doing this Doc? Docs responce," Wyatt Earp is my friend"
Hell, I got lots of friends. Docs responce," I don't"

[OSTIE]

Jesus Quintana : Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fuking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus Quintana : You said it man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

"8 year olds dude"

[Philliagorillia]

Arthur: Look you you stupid b astard you got no arms left

Black Knight: Yes I have.

Arthur: Look.

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

Black Knight: I'll do you for that

Arthur: You'll what?

Black Knight: Come here.

Arthur: What are you gonna do bleed on me?

Black Knight: I'm invincible.

Arthur: You're a loony.

Black Knight: The Black Knight's always triumphs.

[RATM]

I dont know if its already been said...

Austin Powers...

My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah.

[max-it]

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[Blown_SC]

"8 year olds dude"

"Yeah, Walter, you're right, there is an unspoken message here. It's fuk you! Leave me the fuk alone!"

Go to THIS SITE

[radar1234]

"surely you must be kidding?"
"i'm not kidding and don't call me shirley".

leslie nielson in naked gun

[Philliagorillia]

Narrator: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Narrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus! What are these god**** animals?!
Acosta: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive.
Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...

[cb25]

"surely you must be kidding?"
"i'm not kidding and don't call me shirley".

leslie nielson in naked gun

wasn't it "Airplane"??

[elicotton]

"We use words like honor, code,
loyalty...we use these words as the
backbone to a life spent defending
something. You use 'em as a punchline.
I have neither the time nor the
inclination to explain myself to a man who
rises and sleeps under the blanket of the
very freedom I provide, then questions the
manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer
you just said thank you and went on your
way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
weapon and stand a post. Either way, I
don't give a **** what you think you're
entitled to."

JESSEP in "A Few Good Men"

[houseofpain]

FRIDAY AFTER NEXT:
Pinky : C'mon, Young Blood. Don't kill me, man. I got a motha****in' girlfriend. I got a wife on the side.