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    "if you cant spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table... you are the sucker"

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    I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing [mole] off your face! Good day to you, madam.

    One of my all time fav movies.

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    "serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law."

    "sh-t, you were going to kill that guy!"
    "of course, i'm a terminator"

    "you can always be thinner, look better"

    "Past the jag-off guard who gets an extra c-note a week just to watch the door. I mean, it's routine. Business as usual: in, out, hello, goodbye. And that's all there is to it. Just another fat f-ck walkin' out [...] with a suitcase."

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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    young girl:"Pa- Pa...."

    young man: "say it bitch!"

    young girl" Pa- Pa- Parrrrrr"

    young man: (bitch slapping the young girl for kicks): "That's it! You're almost there sunshine!"

    young girl: "Party!!Partyboooooooy"

    young man:" thank you. now get out.cab fare is on the table"


    anyone seen that one???

    fukking classic!! except for the cab fare part. i dont pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    "if you cant spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table... you are the sucker"
    Rounders.....Classic.

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    i can't thik of any old ones right now but from IROBOT where will smith sneezes and says i'm sorry, i'm allergic to bull$hit

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    Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

    I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f**k a person in the a$$ and not even have the g**dam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

    You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?

    Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f**k my sister.

    Holy dog sh**. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cali
    Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

    I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f**k a person in the a$$ and not even have the g**dam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

    You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?

    Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f**k my sister.

    Holy dog sh**. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

    I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU!! hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU!! hahahaha
    Thought you and Lady and Lord might like those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cali
    Thought you and Lady and Lord might like those.

    love em sexy! thanx. you cant beat those quotes by anymeans.. soo funny! have a good weekend sweetie

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    Quote Originally Posted by animal-inside
    i recongnize this.. but i cant get the name of the movie....... tell me what movie or i wont be abel to sleep anymore..

    did nic cage say this???
    uncle buck

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    Quote Originally Posted by animal-inside
    i recongnize this.. but i cant get the name of the movie....... tell me what movie or i wont be abel to sleep anymore..

    did nic cage say this???
    John Candy in Uncle Buck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    uncle buck
    Oh is that how it's going to be!? Well then mister I'll come up with one you'll never guess the title too! You just wait! hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggy'sTwat
    Oh is that how it's going to be!? Well then mister I'll come up with one you'll never guess the title too! You just wait! hahahahaha
    i would say try me but i wont be back on here until monday. hit me then and ill try.

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    "i was like,emelioooooooooooo!"

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