How do yout tell your GIRLFRIEND in a nice way to give you HEAD.

[stayinstacked]

They either enjoy it or they dont, bottom line. My woman isnt too fond of it, but she will. But when she does it, it's not for very long. But on the other hand, she lets me nail her in the ass so I suppose it evens itself out. But she's loyal, trustworthy, and thinks the world of me so it's not as big of an issue as it used to be. As long as I'm getting my nut I can deal with it. Just too many girls out there who will suck you off all night, but then suck the other guy off the next night.

[hellapimpin]

pimpin aint ezy.if you dont got da juice..you just dont got it...dip your dick in chocolate mold and put a cherry on top of it.

[VIXI]

lol...love the suck me beautiful line...but can't agree with kloter on the "I don't like it" thing...must be eatin at the wrong establishment...

[stayinstacked]

Good porn is the best way to learn things you don't know. There was a show on our regular station about this professional business woman who opened her own business teaching woman how to give bj's . She makes a party of it. She has dildo's of all sizes shapes and colors and lines them up on a table and then teaches how to but a condom on with her mouth to actually caressing and different ways of handling it. It's pretty cool and a great way to learn.

Reminds me of that part of the movie Old School where that thing was teaching the chicks how to give head, and the dude looked through the window and it appeared as if his wife was blowing the homo in the wig.

[perfectbeast2001]

Cover it in her favourite dessert topping. I covered mine in pickle and now my wife brings cheese and crackers to bed.

[Property of Steroid.com]

Law:

Yeah...porn is a good way for girls to learn things...however, if a guy is trying to get a blowjob by learning from porn...then he'd probably be doing all kinds of dumb stuff...

As far as I understand it, all you need to do to get laid in porn is to be a Pizza delivery guy, plumber, mailman, etc...

And generally, I don't see those dudes nailing all the girls in my neighborhood...

[Commando_Barbi]

lmao...this is the funniest thread. My b/f just asks, and he always receives.

Mine doesn't even have to ask. He's still trying to figure out which of us enjoys it more....me giving or him receiving!!

[Commando_Barbi]

Have you tried sitting down with her and talk about it? Ask her why? What turns her off about it. When she does go there......try NOT to ram it down her throat....let her control the depth and speed......and length of time. Let her get used to it. After a few nights of that, when she starts to quit after a few minutes....tell her how wonderful it feels....and beg her not to stop.

Suggestions.....

Take a shower right before so you are nice and fresh in that area. WE don't like smelly sweaty balls anymore than you like us to smell bad....and for the record....some of you guys can get pretty RANK!

You might try some playful stuff like spreading whipped cream or flavored sauce on her....lick it off......then paint some on you......ask her to do the same. Not just on your jewels but on your chest, stomach, etc. Make it fun for her.

Just my .02cents

[bor]

Wait a minute women DON'T like smelly sweaty balls?

[VIXI]

Wait a minute women DON'T like smelly sweaty balls?

Who'd a thunk?...lol

[GQSuperman]

i used this one a few times in college....

start drying humping etc, then stop and roll off. you then yell "ouch" or make some other statement to signal pain or discomfort. when she asks "whats wrong", you simply tell her you have rug burn, or you bent him etc. you then ask her if she'd like to "kiss him and make it better".

sounds corny, but it worked like a charm. you don't come across as pushy or crude and she doesn't really have an out.

[***xxx***]

Wait a minute women DON'T like smelly sweaty balls?

[RJstrong]

Start off by saying "baby you got the nicest teeth I ever come across"

[Dave321]

i used this one a few times in college....

start drying humping etc, then stop and roll off. you then yell "ouch" or make some other statement to signal pain or discomfort. when she asks "whats wrong", you simply tell her you have rug burn, or you bent him etc. you then ask her if she'd like to "kiss him and make it better".

sounds corny, but it worked like a charm. you don't come across as pushy or crude and she doesn't really have an out.

GREAT technique! classy and smoooth!

[AVAGO]

gently kiss her, look deep into her eyes, then grab her head and apply 3,000 pounds of hydraulic pressure until she's in position. sometimes the subtle methods work best

Hahaha nice i particlarly like this one, it also seems to work most times

[HeavyHitter]

Mine doesn't even have to ask. He's still trying to figure out which of us enjoys it more....me giving or him receiving!!

WOW....

[Dally]

too many girls out there who will suck you off all night, but then suck the other guy off the next night.

you got any numbers?

but, I'll be honest, chicks have never had a problem suckin my whopper so I feel for ya man, that sux.



and BTW, hittin the brown is just fukin gross, Im swear to god, my x wanted some love there, so we inched er in, uuuuhhh ahhh uuhh ahhh, lil more UUUUHHH AHHHH lil more... till she started makin some pretty loud noises which were pretty distracting btw and then I started sinkin nuts deep and she was freakin out kinda and then all of a sudden no noise... nothing .. so I started to slow down and stopped all together, moved the hair off the side of her face and she was FUKIN passed OUT with her mouth open and squashed up into the pillow and I pulled my whopper out and it was covered in DUMP and the woft of a rank stank from friggen hell took me and I ran to the can to "rinse"

well, thats the last time Im ever doin that "crap" again

BTW I came back in the room and she had the covers pulled up to her neck and the room reeked of LYSOL

[GQSuperman]

to use an anema before hand? guess the porno's never point that out....according to them, it slips right in and is clean as a whistle...so clean the girls will suck it afterwards.

never had the opportunity, but my buddies all said once was enough....i will give it a lick though, right out of the shower...and only if she's a petite girl with a pink eye and must be totally waxed.....if it's brown or dark....it's a no go.

[Dally]

to use an anema before hand? guess the porno's never point that out....according to them, it slips right in and is clean as a whistle...so clean the girls will suck it afterwards.

never had the opportunity, but my buddies all said once was enough....i will give it a lick though, right out of the shower...and only if she's a petite girl with a pink eye and must be totally waxed.....if it's brown or dark....it's a no go.

gotta love the skin color or pink eh?

and yes, I have done d to a to m on some victims

many many times, its quite erotic (gawd I hate that word) but it is tho

[JayP40]

you got any numbers?

but, I'll be honest, chicks have never had a problem suckin my whopper so I feel for ya man, that sux.



and BTW, hittin the brown is just fukin gross, Im swear to god, my x wanted some love there, so we inched er in, uuuuhhh ahhh uuhh ahhh, lil more UUUUHHH AHHHH lil more... till she started makin some pretty loud noises which were pretty distracting btw and then I started sinkin nuts deep and she was freakin out kinda and then all of a sudden no noise... nothing .. so I started to slow down and stopped all together, moved the hair off the side of her face and she was FUKIN passed OUT with her mouth open and squashed up into the pillow and I pulled my whopper out and it was covered in DUMP and the woft of a rank stank from friggen hell took me and I ran to the can to "rinse"

well, thats the last time Im ever doin that "crap" again

BTW I came back in the room and she had the covers pulled up to her neck and the room reeked of LYSOL

ROTFLMAO THAT IS HILARIOUS. HEARD OF THIS HAPPENING SO I JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE BROWN EYE.

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE AND ANSWERING THE ? TRY BUYING YOUR CHICK A BOTTLE OF WINE. WINE MAKES CHICKS DO SOME CRAZY $HIT. PLUS IT TAKES THE EDGE OFF AND THEY DONT FEEL AS NERVOUS. AND TOO IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG THE NEXT DAY YOU CAN JUST BLAME IT ON HER BEING DRUNK

[Jantzen4k]

well, you've obviously never eaten my womans poon then cause you'd love IT


ummm ... wait a second, ... ah well fak it

not when it tastes like a pot of honey.



YUM!!!

[Dally]

WINE MAKES CHICKS DO SOME CRAZY $HIT.

ahhahah YAH, she was all wined up come to think of it.

[newbrew]

you got any numbers?

but, I'll be honest, chicks have never had a problem suckin my whopper so I feel for ya man, that sux.



and BTW, hittin the brown is just fukin gross, Im swear to god, my x wanted some love there, so we inched er in, uuuuhhh ahhh uuhh ahhh, lil more UUUUHHH AHHHH lil more... till she started makin some pretty loud noises which were pretty distracting btw and then I started sinkin nuts deep and she was freakin out kinda and then all of a sudden no noise... nothing .. so I started to slow down and stopped all together, moved the hair off the side of her face and she was FUKIN passed OUT with her mouth open and squashed up into the pillow and I pulled my whopper out and it was covered in DUMP and the woft of a rank stank from friggen hell took me and I ran to the can to "rinse"

well, thats the last time Im ever doin that "crap" again

BTW I came back in the room and she had the covers pulled up to her neck and the room reeked of LYSOL

]

hah, i was literally laughing out loud here.

I sometimes hate myself for having such a vivid imagination

[Commando_Barbi]

WOW....

Heee heee got your attention didn't I

[AnabolicAlien]

ass warriors.... hehe

[AnabolicRick]

Jeezus Christ, this thread has got me thinkin in so many directions, I like the one that talks about dry humpin, then too I like the one about gettin em all liqoured up, and I also like the one about, DAME CABESA, AHORITA! DAME DAME DAME

[HeavyHitter]

Heee heee got your attention didn't I

you noticing me noticing.... hahahaha love dat!

[MMA]

Suggestions.....

Take a shower right before so you are nice and fresh in that area. WE don't like smelly sweaty balls anymore than you like us to smell bad....and for the record....some of you guys can get pretty RANK!

You might try some playful stuff like spreading whipped cream or flavored sauce on her....lick it off......then paint some on you......ask her to do the same. Not just on your jewels but on your chest, stomach, etc. Make it fun for her.

Just my .02cents

also, how hairy are you? that can turn some women off of oral

[JayP40]

ahhahah YAH, she was all wined up come to think of it.

my point exactly

[jollygreenGIANT]

If she seems like shes not into it, or lays her head down there but never does anything?!?!

Kinda feel like saying, "your more than welcome to S MY D babe"

Anyone ever been in the same boat??

just whip it out man..see what she does lmao

[Tock]

If she seems like shes not into it, or lays her head down there but never does anything?!?!

Kinda feel like saying, "your more than welcome to S MY D babe"

Anyone ever been in the same boat??

If I had as many sticking outta me as I've had stuck into me, I'd look like a porcupine. That being said, let me say this about that . . .

Just like some people like strawberry ice cream and some don't like spinach, some folks don't like to put big things in their mouths, primarily because it makes 'em choke.
If your girlfriend gags easy, you can bet she isn't gonna share your fantasy, at which point you can either get another girlfriend, or make do with the one you have . . .
-Tock

[mark956101957]

If YOU are constantly going down on her and taking care of her needs I don't think you should have to ask very often and if you do than she is the one with the problem.

[LAW]

BTW, much better if you guys are completely shaved, you don't like flossing while doing oral and women don't like it either. Clean it all up. It's a more sensual feeling for both of you.

[Luminaire]

ok first off you wana have that shit completely shaved... i dnt know if shes given you head before but that first time is key in future head, make sure that shit is sparking clean and doesnt smell. If she starts giving you a handjob, say something like 'ouch baby it hurts its too dry' --> that ALWAYS works for me, but be nice about it. Also, if you eat the bitch out theres no way she should reciprocate, and as mentioned earlier in this post if you can start eating her out and you move her into a 69 position...nothin wrong with that your already eating the girl out shes not gona complain cuz she has to do the same thing... also girls love compliments, so when she does give head, make sure you tell her its the best head you ever got, even if it isnt. If it isnt the greatest head, you can turn it into the greatest head by just tellin her what u really like i.e "i really love when you go deep and you rub your tongue on it" or some shit like that.

[alphaman]

I just place my hand on the back of their head, and apply a very small amount of pressure. They know what to do.

[MMA]

I just place my hand on the back of their head, and apply a very small amount of pressure. They know what to do.

yeah, you can always upgrade to the 3000 pounds of hydraulic pressure if she doesn't take the hint

[alphaman]

yeah, you can always upgrade to the 3000 pounds of hydraulic pressure if she doesn't take the hint

I wait until she's been goin' at it for a little while!

[alphaman]

Here's a good story: I used to be a waiter at this Italian reataurant that was filled w/ hotties. One summer, I went through all the hostesses, a couple waitresses, the pantry girl, and all the bartenders except one- the hottest chick in the whole place!

So, one night at the end of this particular summer, the whole place went out together. This chick (the last remaining bartender) used to be a dancer at a high-class "gentleman's club". The whole night she's dancing all over and around me, teasing the helll out of me! At the end of the night a bunch of people, myself included, end up at her house. She continues the lap dances, grinding on me, letting me look up her skirt etc. So, I'm thinking "this is a bonafide done deal", right? Wrong.

So, when we're the only two left there, she says, "do you want to stay here? You can stay down here, or up in my bed w/ me, but if we go up there, nothing's gonna happen." So, of course I'm like,"yeah right, whatever, I'll sleep w/ you upstairs"

So we get up there, and I'm trying all these subtle things, and nothings working! She was serious! You belive that $hit!!? After all that! So this goes on for like an hour, and I'm gettin frustrated, and I say, "Man, I'm about to pull my dik out and start jerking off!" And she goes,"Really? You'd do that?" I'm like, " yeah" she's like, "Do it." So I pull my thing out and start going to town and she's like "Here." Giving me some lotion. As soon as I started stroking it w/ the lotion, BAM!!!! She went down on it (and it was goooood) and that was all she wrote!! It was on till the break o' dawn!!

So, anyways- I think that's another good way too get her to go down on you.

[AnabolicRick]

just whip it out man..see what she does lmao

word !

yea my shits wayyyyyyy shaved, not that you all need to know,lol but shes got no flossin to worry about!

I'll see what happens ya'll

[MMA]

just whip it out man..see what she does lmao

when in doubt whip it out!