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  1. 05-05-2005, 01:05 AM #1
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    How do yout tell your GIRLFRIEND in a nice way to give you HEAD.

    If she seems like shes not into it, or lays her head down there but never does anything?!?!

    Kinda feel like saying, "your more than welcome to S MY D babe"

    Anyone ever been in the same boat??
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    Always. I still can't figure out how to be nice about it..........
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  3. 05-05-2005, 01:21 AM #3
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    k is it me, or do some girls just not like giving head?

    seems like some make the gag reflex excuse???
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  4. 05-05-2005, 01:23 AM #4
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    Actually you dont need to, she should do it before you mention it.
    Some gilrs are more into sexual things and some are not.....and those who are not very sexual also pretty bad in bj.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alevok
    Actually you dont need to, she should do it before you mention it.
    Some gilrs are more into sexual things and some are not.....and those who are not very sexual also pretty bad in bj.

    ya i can see that being true.
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  6. 05-05-2005, 01:27 AM #6
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    lol..go down on her first..and smoothly work your way into a 69..worx everytime..if they dont want to..stop.
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    Suck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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  8. 05-05-2005, 01:32 AM #8
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    déme cabeza

    Thats what I said the very first time I ever got head. It's sort of stuck since.

    Suck my dick, b1tch - also works.
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  9. 05-05-2005, 01:35 AM #9
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    lol newbrew that would be good if my chicl understood spanish. Although I guess I could always teach her.........oh and add ahora after cabeza

    deme cabeza arrita(ahora)
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  10. 05-05-2005, 04:38 AM #10
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    gently kiss her, look deep into her eyes, then grab her head and apply 3,000 pounds of hydraulic pressure until she's in position. sometimes the subtle methods work best
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    give me some head *snaps fingers* im rick james bitch
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  12. 05-05-2005, 07:03 AM #12
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    "you wanna do a job for me" , always works
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  13. 05-05-2005, 07:13 AM #13
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    ask her if she wants a job planting tulips for $14 an hour... when she gets excited at her new carreer tell her that she can start by planting tulips in your lap. Work like a charm... especially on those girls who don't speak english very well...lol
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    see you gotta train youre girls, it should get to a point where u just point youre finger to it and they know haha, nah i think its all about positioning for them to get the hint politely
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    it shouldnt be asked for... it should be expected.
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  16. 05-05-2005, 07:56 AM #16
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    Tell her you just finished watching the Crocodille Hunter and you want to make sure she knows how to get poison out of a snake bite if you happen to get bit on the penis. Clearly for saftey reasons only.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicRick
    If she seems like shes not into it, or lays her head down there but never does anything?!?!

    Kinda feel like saying, "your more than welcome to S MY D babe"

    Anyone ever been in the same boat??
    BRO EASY.........

    Whip it out and say "IT AINT GONNA SUCK ITSELF!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by alevok
    Actually you dont need to, she should do it before you mention it.
    Some gilrs are more into sexual things and some are not.....and those who are not very sexual also pretty bad in bj.
    I AGREE.......

    Some girls just don't learn they can't use there teeth, thats why I date girls over 50, they usually just pull them out when we have sex...

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  19. 05-05-2005, 08:24 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMA
    gently kiss her, look deep into her eyes, then grab her head and apply 3,000 pounds of hydraulic pressure until she's in position. sometimes the subtle methods work best
    lmao
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  20. 05-05-2005, 08:28 AM #20
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    this is why i love my gf. it's not ever an issue, it's just done. hell, when she's riding me on top she'll even sneak me in the back door.

    now THAT is what i call love.
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  21. 05-05-2005, 09:18 AM #21
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    When she lets you that is definetly
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  22. 05-05-2005, 09:23 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicRick
    If she seems like shes not into it, or lays her head down there but never does anything?!?!

    Kinda feel like saying, "your more than welcome to S MY D babe"

    Anyone ever been in the same boat??
    Just say "I want you to suck it." That works when I want a BJ.
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  23. 05-05-2005, 09:35 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by fighteveryone
    this is why i love my gf. it's not ever an issue, it's just done. hell, when she's riding me on top she'll even sneak me in the back door.

    now THAT is what i call love.
    Really? and here I am thinking she reserved that special love for me
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  24. 05-05-2005, 09:45 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by hellapimpin
    lol..go down on her first..and smoothly work your way into a 69..worx everytime..if they dont want to..stop.
    GENIUS!

    Iv done that a few times
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  25. 05-05-2005, 09:50 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigswiftos
    GENIUS!

    Iv done that a few times
    like this?

    http://dickcream.com/h/04/0329
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  26. 05-05-2005, 09:51 AM #26
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    lmao...this is the funniest thread. My b/f just asks, and he always receives.
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  27. 05-05-2005, 09:52 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    lmao...this is the funniest thread. My b/f just asks, and he always receives.
    Thats what I said. Just ask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by newbrew
    like this?

    http://dickcream.com/h/04/0329

    LOL

    He must be dizzy!
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    lol @ the video
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  30. 05-05-2005, 10:03 AM #30
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    you gotta compliement her and tell her she gives you the best blow jobs, even if they suck.


    then shell do it more
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  31. 05-05-2005, 10:13 AM #31
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    shes never done it to ya?

    what the?
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  32. 05-05-2005, 10:26 AM #32
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    I usually don't even have to ask....
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  33. 05-05-2005, 10:57 AM #33
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    suck me beautiful. if you go down on them it shouldnt me a prob. although i hate it
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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    suck me beautiful. if you go down on them it shouldnt me a prob. although i hate it

    well, you've obviously never eaten my womans poon then cause you'd love IT


    ummm ... wait a second, ... ah well fak it
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  35. 05-05-2005, 11:01 AM #35
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    more to the point, ....how do you tell her nicely that she isn't doing it properly without her biting ur knob off ???
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    I think the key is that the title of this thread is "How do you TELL..." when everyone's advice is not to "TELL" but rather to ask or suggest....
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  37. 05-05-2005, 12:35 PM #37
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    i had a girlfriend once...
    yep true story...
    anyways i just said hey how come you dont give head... and next day... i still didnt get any head.. moral of the story.. some do and some dont and asking will only put u in an awkward situation.
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  38. 05-05-2005, 12:43 PM #38
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    Good porn is the best way to learn things you don't know. There was a show on our regular station about this professional business woman who opened her own business teaching woman how to give bj's . She makes a party of it. She has dildo's of all sizes shapes and colors and lines them up on a table and then teaches how to but a condom on with her mouth to actually caressing and different ways of handling it. It's pretty cool and a great way to learn.
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    This woman is a Genius
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  40. 05-05-2005, 03:35 PM #40
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    i'm one of the fortunate who don't really have to ask, she likes 2.
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