Pleasing your woman and lasting longer

[Jerzey]

A lot of our relationship was mental as well as physical (we never planned that, but when cheating you never "really" do) , which is why at the end it turned into "A thin line between love and hate".

Not sure how many of you saw that movie, but just call me Martin Lawrence!

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I'm gonna go watch that movie now.. see what you are all about

[SwoleCat]

hard to explain but I think you know exactly what I was referring to. Sure sounds like it!

I like how you call yourself America's Most Sluttiest Male, LMAO

Yup, I know exactly what you mean.

Maybe not the sluttiest (freakin' w/everyone) but when I have in interest in a hot girl, then I can be America's Most NASTIEST Male.

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[SwoleCat]

I'm gonna go watch that movie now.. see what you are all about

Only difference between he and I is that I was not "sneaky" as he was. He was trying to sleep w/her and went all out to impress and get her. In my situation, it was a mutual attraction, and she was coming on to me, threw herself in my direction, and I simply gave her a good vibe back that enabled us to swap bodily fluids on a consistent basis.

However, it was understood from the get-go that we both had our own significant others at home, which we did, and there would be no hard feelings down the road. Now, the anomocity and hatred that Martin Lawrence experiences is what I had to go through, that is the similarity.

I don't go around tricking anyone.

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[Jerzey]

Yup, I know exactly what you mean.

Maybe not the sluttiest (freakin' w/everyone) but when I have in interest in a hot girl, then I can be America's Most NASTIEST Male.

~SC~

Well, there's nothing wrong with that!! The worst is being into someone who is boring in bed, that can't work, not for me

[SwoleCat]

Yeah, boring is well, BORING!

Congrats, you and I totally hijacked this thread!



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[Jerzey]

Only difference between he and I is that I was not "sneaky" as he was. He was trying to sleep w/her and went all out to impress and get her. In my situation, it was a mutual attraction, and she was coming on to me, threw herself in my direction, and I simply gave her a good vibe back that enabled us to swap bodily fluids on a consistent basis.

However, it was understood from the get-go that we both had our own significant others at home, which we did, and there would be no hard feelings down the road. Now, the anomocity and hatred that Martin Lawrence experiences is what I had to go through, that is the similarity.

I don't go around tricking anyone.

~SC~

Yes we did

Now let me get this straight.. you cheated on your wife, with another married woman... but you don't think you tricked anyone

Hummm......

[HeavyHitter]

This thread is fcking hilarious!! Goes from rubbing one out secretly while your eating your girl out.... to running into the bathroom to put toilet paper in your ears to block out sounds that she gives... WTF!!! hahahaha

Ive never had problems with busting nuts to fast... I usually take too long however. SO my question to you Dr. Love AKA Keyser Sozey... what happens when you last to long? I always make her go down on me... (always gets me off easy- im an oral freak!!) but I CANT WAIT to hear what your strategy is????

[SwoleCat]

Yes we did

Now let me get this straight.. you cheated on your wife, with another married woman... but you don't think you tricked anyone

Hummm......

Live and learn chica, live and learn.

This was 4 years ago.

The person I was referring to in being tricked was the mistress, who knew the rules of the game before we ever let our game-pieces touch.

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[Jerzey]

Live and learn chica, live and learn.

This was 4 years ago.

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Ok, Ok, I was going to ask you if you knew my ex bf for a second there... Not a subject I take lightly from my own experiences I guess..

Those are words I try to live by actually..

I see what you mean now, but for her to be involved with you at all, she should have had no "expectations" as she was in the wrong herself... I never did understand that but I guess that's just me.... To each their own!

Back to wacking off before sex.....

[SwoleCat]

We worked daily together in an office environment, so the "relationship" was being created daily and we didn't even know it.

To further "encourage" our eventual closeness, I was "placed" with her for training when I first began work there. When I walked into her cube, smelled her hair before she even turned around, then when she did our eyes met and we were stuck on each other for a good 5-7 seconds, I knew it was going to be trouble. Flirting from her and the okay from me back began that very first day, and it only continued to multiply more and more as the days went forward. Then you have the company e-mail system which really opens up the lines of communication even more.

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[SwoleCat]

I see what you mean now, but for her to be involved with you at all, she should have had no "expectations" as she was in the wrong herself... I never did understand that but I guess that's just me.... To each their own!

Yeah, I agree, but that's what happens in the minds/hearts/feelings of people.
We kicked it together daily at work, at lunch everyday, after work 3-4 times a week, on weekends at times, etc., and after a good 2.5 years of doing this over and over and over, feelings on a deep level DO surface and they are harder than hell to supress.

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[Jerzey]

We worked daily together in an office environment, so the "relationship" was being created daily and we didn't even know it.

To further "encourage" our eventual closeness, I was "placed" with her for training when I first began work there. When I walked into her cube, smelled her hair before she even turned around, then when she did our eyes met and we were stuck on each other for a good 5-7 seconds, I knew it was going to be trouble. Flirting from her and the okay from me back began that very first day, and it only continued to multiply more and more as the days went forward. Then you have the company e-mail system which really opens up the lines of communication even more.

~SC~

I have been in that exact situation also, my last firm was a large firm and when I started I had just become single and met this guy, we had that "connection"... however, he failed to tell me he was engaged... eventually someone else caught on and told me... After that I decided never to be involved with anyone I work with or am associated with at work, got really awkward after that.... Two places I don't want drama, work and the gym!

I know what you mean though, and this happened a few years ago to me. To this day I won't date anyone to do with my job because of that....

[Jerzey]

Yeah, I agree, but that's what happens in the minds/hearts/feelings of people.
We kicked it together daily at work, at lunch everyday, after work 3-4 times a week, on weekends at times, etc., and after a good 2.5 years of doing this over and over and over, feelings on a deep level DO surface and they are harder than hell to supress.

~SC~

I know, unfortunately I see it every day, especially in my line of work as most of these people are here more then home... Just makes me want to stay single though....

[SwoleCat]

Don't let a few bad grapes ruin what could one day be the best basket of
fruit you have ever tasted.



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[Jerzey]

Don't let a few bad grapes ruin what could one day be the best basket of
fruit you have ever tasted.



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I am trying not to, sometimes it's hard though I'm working on it

[SwoleCat]

Good deal, I'm outta here to go tan and work chest/sh/triceps.

Maybe now they can get back to the topic at hand .

Until I get back to hijack it again.

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[Property of Steroid.com]

Ok, Ok, I was going to ask you if you knew my ex bf for a second there...

Ouch...

[Keyser Sozey]

This thread is fcking hilarious!! Goes from rubbing one out secretly while your eating your girl out.... to running into the bathroom to put toilet paper in your ears to block out sounds that she gives... WTF!!! hahahaha

Ive never had problems with busting nuts to fast... I usually take too long however. SO my question to you Dr. Love AKA Keyser Sozey... what happens when you last to long? I always make her go down on me... (always gets me off easy- im an oral freak!!) but I CANT WAIT to hear what your strategy is????

Dr. Love LMFAO , that's funny shet. Never had problems bustin early either. The first post was meant to make those who last, last longer (also perfromance is key too, if you last and perform soso, then there is no point). I'll tell you, when I'm on gear, my sensitivity level diminishes and if I do the aforementioned, I'l be goin all night. Now, lasting too long can be a problem, especially if you're pounding hard ( dryness occurs and what not ), so in that case keep handy some KY.
If your girl goes down on you, then your pipes have been cleared and the fifteen minutes of remission can be spent going downtown. In this situation, the first post on this thread is not necessary. Additionally, I would like to add that some women do not know how to properly give oral and I'd rather get to business myself than have teeth scrapes on my boy.
Dr. Love

[Keyser Sozey]

Good deal, I'm outta here to go tan and work chest/sh/triceps.

Maybe now they can get back to the topic at hand .

Until I get back to hijack it again.

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This is no hijacking my friend, this is good conversation . This is gold for the soul. Venting these kind of scenarios can only be healthy.
Anyway, off to do legs.

[Tazwell]

I usually take too long however. SO my question to you Dr. Love AKA Keyser Sozey... what happens when you last to long? I always make her go down on me... (always gets me off easy- im an oral freak!!) but I CANT WAIT to hear what your strategy is????

same problem here.. make her talk "dirty" in bed, that always works.

[Honest Abe]

lamest thread i ever read

[Keyser Sozey]

lamest thread i ever read

You are entitled to your opinion, Honest Abe.

[mark956101957]

"Btw, the purpose of this is to avoid using cialis, viagra, etc. (except when on pct, of course)"
Oh ya rubbing on off as you put it before getting together with your woman is really going to help you avoid cailas or viagra. LOL

[SwoleCat]

lamest thread i ever read

It's fitting, because you have the lamest post within that said thread.



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[stayinstacked]

When I'm trying to last longer, I think about working out, I think of rep after rep, in a machine like hydrolic motion, I focus hard on this and dont ask me why but it helps.

[Z-Ro]

I am also America's Most Sluttiest Male, so it was like I was on X all the time (never used that actually but I hear stories so I relate my hornyness/nastyness to that). So, when eruption time came, I whimpered and yelled like a little bitch, lol, and you could hear that shit all through the underground parking garage by the beach.

Oooops, there goes my undercover spot!

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ROOOOOFFFFLLFOROFLROFLORLFL WHIMPERED AND YELLED! Funniest thing I've heard all day, thats a classic.

[Keyser Sozey]

When I'm trying to last longer, I think about working out, I think of rep after rep, in a machine like hydrolic motion, I focus hard on this and dont ask me why but it helps.

Exactly! Think about your next workout, recite NBA players ppg, recite songs, whatever it takes.

[lucabratzi]

Dr. Love LMFAO , I'll tell you, when I'm on gear, my sensitivity level diminishes and if I do the aforementioned, I'l be goin all night.

does anyone else agree with this, if so, shit im hoppin on a cycle faster then i can shoot a load.

[Property of Steroid.com]

Kaiser Sozey has been here a day, and he's helped a mod get a very questionably gay shirt (that mod being me, and that shirt being the one George Michael wore in a "Wham" video), and started a 100-post rant on pleasing your woman.

I have to say...If I were given a million choices for my first week of posts on an AAS board....I would never have thought to go this particular route...

[HeavyHitter]

same problem here.. make her talk "dirty" in bed, that always works.

hahhaa thats my number one weakness bruva good call!! but sometimes they wont do it!! those damm sweet girls!!! hahahahaa

[Keyser Sozey]

Kaiser Sozey has been here a day, and he's helped a mod get a very questionably gay shirt (that mod being me, and that shirt being the one George Michael wore in a "Wham" video), and started a 100-post rant on pleasing your woman.

I have to say...If I were given a million choices for my first week of posts on an AAS board....I would never have thought to go this particular route...

I thought the shirt was off base, but you were asking if anyone could find it. So, as I was looking for my G-N-R shirts, I found that "questionably gay shirt." I don't need to know the reason why you would want it (perhaps you were joking). Anyway, I thought I'd do you the favor.
As for the thread, it was meant for entertainment. Different strokes for different folks. Anyway, I respect any reply from any member, even the negative.
There will never be beef from me, Hooker.

[*Narkissos*]

I just tell her, "If you don't come when I come, you come when I come back".



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Holla!

[Property of Steroid.com]

I didn't mean that to be negative....I just mean...it's soooo F-ing weird to start off on an AAS board with these posts...

[Keyser Sozey]

In the gym today, I was thinking "Damn, that post was a little out there." LOL.. I will admit that, but being that I have been reading threads on AR for some time I already felt like I was hangin w a group of people I knew. (does that make sense?)
Anyway, I'm the type of person that goes to the party with two bottles of Goose and a case of Corona, let everyone enjoy. I like jumping into the water head first, if there are rocks at the bottom, oh well.
Btw, I was reading your profiles (God bless those profiles) and read that you play rugby....oh man.. Then, I had the thought of some big ass dude, playing rugby w a "Choose Life" shirt on (almost made me pee my pants)
Anyway, I bumped your clen profile w a q? When you get the chance see if you can help me out w that one.
Thanks Hooker

[China Dawg]

To this day I won't date anyone to do with my job because of that....

My rule is "never mix business with pleasure". I don't date girls from work.....period. It's tough for me because I'm the only foreigner working in a factory of like 1,800 hot, young girls in China, but I still stick to this rule.

Now about the main thread, I really don't like the idea of trying to remove your thoughts from the act of sex. If you're too hot and need to think about black garbage men, the NBA, recite songs, etc. then you're going to be missing out on really getting into the action and not enjoying it because you're doing your best to NOT enjoy it and not think about it. WTF, that's no fun!

Why not just take it slow? I mean do you really have to be pumping away like a jack hammer 100% of the time? I prefer to just take my time and let the passion build gradually. If I'm horny I could bust a nut within seconds at the onset of sex, but I'll slow it down in that case, give her time to get lubricated, give me time to chill and get a little desensitized. Then I'll work up to orgasm and then back off, work up again, back off. The pleasure just keeps coming up and down like waves on the ocean and I'm into it, into her, and not thinking about sweaty men and stinking garbage (uh, unless maybe I'm doing oral ). Works for me and I haven't had any complaints on the other end as long as some of those waves peak enough for her to orgasm and I finish off with the tsunami.