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  1. 09-01-2005, 04:54 PM #1
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    Would you get remarried if I die??

    >> > WIFE: "Let me ask you a question.
    >> >
    >> > HUSBAND: "Oh, Lord, let's not do this."
    >> >
    >> > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    >> >
    >> > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    >> >
    >> > WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
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    >> > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
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    >> > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    >> >
    >> > HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
    >> >
    >> > WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
    >> >
    >> > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
    >> >
    >> > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    >> >
    >> > HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
    >> >
    >> > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    >> >
    >> > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
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    >> > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
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    >> > HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
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    >> > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    >> >
    >> > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
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    >> > WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    >> >
    >> > HUSBAND: "No, she's left -handed."
    >> >
    >> > WIFE: - - - silence - -
    >> >
    >> > HUSBAND: "Shit."
    >> >
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  2. 09-01-2005, 04:57 PM #2
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  5. 09-01-2005, 06:23 PM #5
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  6. 09-01-2005, 08:04 PM #6
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