BJ Parties, Ok now I'm pissed!

**Smak** · 10-17-2005, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

yes i have... and the women that are available are fat..

the way to score with the good looking women..... bring a good looking woman..

LOL, I know right. That's so very true. Nothin but fat women even at this exclusive Miami Swingers Club I went to. If you bring a hot girl with you then all these old hairy men come and try to mack. It gets annoying.

BG · 10-17-2005, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

Wow we've were having those in HS!!!!!!!!! I miss those parties

Sure , you didnt get laid until you promised to marry your wife!!!!!!!!!!!

***Giantz11*** · 10-17-2005, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

yes he is ....and to be quite honest...quite frankly i'm getting a little bit pissed at how he always able to "take more of the shaft down" and "take more pee pee's at once"

he just has to be better than everyone else.....its really getting ridiculous!!

BTW Giants11 do you have a giant 11 inch pee pee? if you do ...call me asap.

MWAHHH
JSRH

It's only 2" long bout it's 11" wide? Is that ok Dally?

***Giantz11*** · 10-17-2005, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Buff_Daddy

I know a chick that goes to these all the time in NYC. It like some kind of club she belongs too.

Yo lets get the ****ing hookup on that club.

**Dally** · 10-17-2005, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

It's only 2" long bout it's 11" wide? Is that ok Dally?

no.....sorry but NO.

I need a real man in my life.

stop pm'in me stubbs.

**Dally** · 10-17-2005, 08:01 PM

WHO AM I KIDDING?

its fine.

call me.

**decadbal** · 10-17-2005, 08:04 PM

someone call dally, i cant handle the workload no mo

***Giantz11*** · 10-17-2005, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

someone call dally, i cant handle the workload no mo

I figure you've stretched him out plenty, so I won't hurt the poor guy too bad.

**Dally** · 10-17-2005, 08:16 PM

I wish someone would hurt me for once.... I wanna feel like a little weergein again....

just for one night if I could feel like a wittle weergin.

I'm gonna so shit on your chest baby....I **** wait.

**Dally** · 10-17-2005, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

someone call dally, i cant handle the workload no mo

all sucked out are we....

you were the best....you really were...with that little swirly tongue thing you do so well.

I just came.

call me tomorrow then.... G11

***Giantz11*** · 10-17-2005, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

I wish someone would hurt me for once.... I wanna feel like a little weergein again....

just for one night if I could feel like a wittle weergin.

I'm gonna so shit on your chest baby....I **** wait.

Dally, I hate to be the one who says this, but I think you crossed the line you sick bastard. Please take those little boys out of your closet and return them to their parents!

**Dally** · 10-17-2005, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

Dally, I hate to be the one who says this, but I think you crossed the line you sick bastard. Please take those little boys out of your closet and return them to their parents!

its too late and were all tired and snugglin in beddy's. It raining outside and I dont send anyone out in the cold rain nude....unless Im hungry for a sammich.

why am I so tired? gawd these young kids can just go and go and go and go.....

uhhh god love em

***Giantz11*** · 10-17-2005, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

its too late and were all tired and snugglin in beddy's. It raining outside and I dont send anyone out in the cold rain nude....unless Im hungry for a sammich.

why am I so tired? gawd these young kids can just go and go and go and go.....

uhhh god love em

You shoudl really think about taking the one in chains out of your avatar, you can see him right behind your rleft arm. I only say this to warn you of the legal ramifications of your disturbing acts

**Hackamaniac** · 10-17-2005, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

Bacardi and Cola, Do it, do it.

that's exactly what i was thinking.

***Giantz11*** · 10-17-2005, 08:32 PM

Whats your favorite Michael Bolton song??

**decadbal** · 10-17-2005, 08:35 PM

wow, normally id make some smart ass comment, but now that i have a daughter on the way, this sorta thing scares me..

**chest6** · 10-17-2005, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

I wish someone would hurt me for once.... I wanna feel like a little weergein again....

just for one night if I could feel like a wittle weergin.

I'm gonna so shit on your chest baby....I **** wait.

shit on me? I think not!

***Giantz11*** · 10-17-2005, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

wow, normally id make some smart ass comment, but now that i have a daughter on the way, this sorta thing scares me..

I know what you mean, I'm not close to having a daughter or son for that matter, but if I have a daughter she will be under 24hr surveilance.

Dally you have to wear an ankle bracelet right?

**Hackamaniac** · 10-17-2005, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

wow, normally id make some smart ass comment, but now that i have a daughter on the way, this sorta thing scares me..

Damn deca lost for word wtf

RA · 10-17-2005, 09:01 PM

You want some pain Dally? Lets switch this time.

**SHRED** · 10-18-2005, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

It's only 2" long bout it's 11" wide? Is that ok Dally?

Mine is like a tuna can.......

***Giantz11*** · 10-18-2005, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Buff_Daddy

Mine is like a tuna can.......

You still never gave up the name of that BJ club in NYC.

**NYGIANTS21** · 10-18-2005, 08:25 AM

How in the hell did i miss out on that shi*? BJ with no strings attached, wow catch a Bj then say, "see you in class tommorrow"...great sign me up.

***Giantz11*** · 10-18-2005, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by f'n new guy

How in the hell did i miss out on that shi*? BJ with no strings attached, wow catch a Bj then say, "see you in class tommorrow"...great sign me up.

I know, these kids got it made. Bastards.

**Anna Bollick** · 10-18-2005, 08:28 AM

Whoa, wait a minute... you are having BJ parties with female women there? Girlfriend, that's not a proper BJ party! All you need is a few of your best friends, and maybe a trans-girl or two.

Love
Anna

**kloter1** · 10-18-2005, 08:43 AM

thanks giantz now im depressed

**SHRED** · 10-18-2005, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

You still never gave up the name of that BJ club in NYC.

No its not like a specific club out there. She is a member of a club called "candy" (like a group) and they have these sex parties all over NYC at different nightclubs.

She's been asking me to go to one with her forever - she says "all the girls would love you" - but I don't think my girl would be to happy about it....

**marcus300** · 10-18-2005, 08:51 AM

XL training partner always goes to these partys,,,,he's the one giving head tho!!

**SHRED** · 10-18-2005, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by marcus300

XL training partner always goes to these partys,,,,he's the one giving head tho!!

**co2boi** · 10-18-2005, 08:56 AM

Yeah, that does suck (no pun intended), but we are grown-ups, we can have drunken orgies.

***Giantz11*** · 10-18-2005, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Buff_Daddy

No its not like a specific club out there. She is a member of a club called "candy" (like a group) and they have these sex parties all over NYC at different nightclubs.

She's been asking me to go to one with her forever - she says "all the girls would love you" - but I don't think my girl would be to happy about it....

Ok here's the plan, you and my girl meet. They go out for a nice night out and we do the same. Instead we jet to NYC nad party with the Candy Club and head back to Stamford later on that night after many many orgies and never speak a word about it again.........

Until the next time we go.

**SHRED** · 10-18-2005, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

Ok here's the plan, you and my girl meet. They go out for a nice night out and we do the same. Instead we jet to NYC nad party with the Candy Club and head back to Stamford later on that night after many many orgies and never speak a word about it again.........

Until the next time we go.

im down!!!!!!!!!

***Giantz11*** · 10-18-2005, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Buff_Daddy

im down!!!!!!!!!

BJ's aren't cheating at all, because they're not intimate. Neither is sex as long as it's with a Condom because its not technically skin to skin.

**SHRED** · 10-18-2005, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

BJ's aren't cheating at all, because they're not intimate. Neither is sex as long as it's with a Condom because its not technically skin to skin.

I agree and the fact that we won't even be in the same state, well, thats justification of its own!

**diponyou** · 10-18-2005, 11:26 AM

well ive never herd of these blojob parties but damn i wish i knew some of the girls.

but i have been to parties and gotten blowjobs.... does that count?

man....blowjob parties

**punchrf** · 10-18-2005, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by f'n new guy

How in the hell did i miss out on that shi*? BJ with no strings attached, wow catch a Bj then say, "see you in class tommorrow"...great sign me up.

and then after you get your bj quickly copy her homework so you don't fail algerbra.

**punchrf** · 10-18-2005, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by diponyou

well ive never herd of these blojob parties but damn i wish i knew some of the girls.

but i have been to parties and gotten blowjobs.... does that count?

man....blowjob parties

if i had heard about these i would have made sure i went to every one of them. i would probably be there an hour early. how can you turn something down like that?

**CRUISECONTROL** · 10-18-2005, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

BJ's aren't cheating at all, because they're not intimate. Neither is sex as long as it's with a Condom because its not technically skin to skin.

***Giantz11*** · 10-18-2005, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by punchrf

if i had heard about these i would have made sure i went to every one of them. i would probably be there an hour early. how can you turn something down like that?

Is it even possible?

**SMYL_GR8** · 10-18-2005, 12:05 PM

When I was 22, I was waiting tables and this HOT fvcking 16 year old hostess was all over my sh!t so I figured even though she was in junior high a mere two years prior, she was fair game. So I boned her a few times and then I hear some of the busboys at the restaurant talking about her and I listen in to their conversation. She was at a "train party" that past weekend and got stuck by like 10-12 guys in a row. . . . . I almost puked in my mouth and never saw her again outside the restaurant.

A "train party"?!?!? I couldn't even get laid in high school, let alone ride a "train".