Whats the kinkiest thing youve done in bed? Warning, sexually expliciate !!

[RA]

I piss on my girl just to show ownership.

[slob]

Ok this isn't so much kinky as funny.

I got off with an English chick in a club I was working in one night (a few years back). Anyway her friend was also with another guy, who I didn't know. We all ended back in their hotel room, and sensing a foresome starting I laid down the rules to the other guy, ie no crossing swords etc. And then we started.. Banging my one doggie style, and she started screaming at me to fvck her up the ass.. Honestly I wasn't going to go there with someone I didn't know... So I started to rim her with my middle finger, tearing the ass out of the bitch... When I was finished I went back to work and told my buddy on the door what had happened, and all about the finger up the ass.

While we were chatting (I hadn't washed my hands at this stage) another English slapper came up the stairs complaining she was tired and looking for my seat.. "Sure" I said, "sit on my lap".. I put my arm around her and found her belly button was peirced (this was years ago and it wasn't common then). I asked her what else was peirced, and she showed me her tongue.... "Wow, I'd love a blow job off that" I said... "Yea, thats no problem" she said and took me by the hand. I couldn't believe my luck and was wondering if I could get the lad up again so soon. Meanwhile my buddy was cracking up, I was getting another chic!.. But she thought the laugh was on me, instead of taking me to the toilets or fire escape as I'd thought she took my middle finger and started to simulate a blow job on it.

Breaking my shit laughing I leaned over to my buddy and said "Mark, thats the finger I had up the other one's hole only 15 minutes ago"..

u demon!

bit of a long story....
as for myself, kinkiest thing would have to be jan this year. I went on a camping trip and my friend had 2 canadian friends visiting her. one was 25, the other was 27 ( I was 19). They were going back home in 2 days so I figured one of them would want to have a little fun before they left. So we camped by the bank of a river and I said to the 27 y.o. "is there any part of australia you wanted to see before you go back home?" (just subtly dropping hints to her). She said she wanted to see some of the animals she had heard of, like wombats, koala's etc so I took her for a walk to have a look at the scenery. We had no luck finding any animals so we headed back to camp but it was dark and we'd been gone for about an hour. We got lost and when we finally found the camp she said "omg they are probably going to think we were ****ing or something", to which I replied "its still not too late, we don't have to dissapoint them". So cut a long story short, we went back to camp, sat there for a bit and I asked her to come for another walk, she said yes, I went to my tent, grabbed every condom I could find, and set off through the bush.
Anyyyway, we walked about 200m from the campsite ( so we thought - had the flashlight off so we didnt wake every1 up ) and I sat her down, spun her a few lines and within no time had her pants off and I was slamming her on the riverbank in the middle of the night. After a few mins I cut my knees on all the sticks ( we were under some trees) so I got her to stand up and grab the branch of a tree while I smashed her from behind. She screamed like she was dying for about 5 minutes and when we were done she said, go back to camp and get one of those air matresses and we'll go for round 2. So I grabbed my torch, walked about 10m and there was the campsite... haha.
Everyone was DEAD quite, all pretending to be asleep hahaahha.
So naturally, i grabbed the matress and made a quick getaway and got stuck into it for the next hour and a half =]

part2-
the next night we went down to the beach ( last night in aus for her) and I walked with her along the beach and we found a nice 'secluded' sand dude where she gave me a bj. I was lying down on the top of the dune, facing the beach and 4 people walked past, not even 20m away and they were all staring at me giving me the thumbs up and punching their fists in the air- I said nothing =p. I waited until she was done and I said "OMG THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU". She freaked hahaha, she spun around to see 4 guys standing down on the sand waving hahahahhaha. We made a fast getaway after that.

[guest589745]

Ive always had a thing with cumming on her face. Not sure if that's "kinky" but, I like it. I guess thats what finding porn at a young age will do to ya.

[Anna Bollick]

Ive always had a thing with cumming on her face. Not sure if that's "kinky" but, I like it. I guess thats what finding porn at a young age will do to ya.

Well, I rather enjoy a good face-full! Too often, the taste ruins my enjoyment of the moment, because some men's come is just too rank for my refined palate. But on the face, neck, breasts... that is FUN, Girlfriend! And safe, too!

Love
Anna

[Anna Bollick]

Hmm NOOOO

I'm not talking golden showers.. but always nice to have a suprise

I LOVE surprises, Girl! BTW, i just LOVE your back, in your avvy! That is just so incredibly sexy, the definition there! It inspired me to just TRASH my back while ago with dumbbell rows! Oh, I'm gonna be sore!

Love
Anna

PS Golden showers can be okay... give it a try in the tub or shower. Most men are thoroughly turned on by having a girl pee on them! (most won't admit it, but it is true)

[Mizfit]

I LOVE surprises, Girl! BTW, i just LOVE your back, in your avvy! That is just so incredibly sexy, the definition there! It inspired me to just TRASH my back while ago with dumbbell rows! Oh, I'm gonna be sore!

Love
Anna

PS Golden showers can be okay... give it a try in the tub or shower. Most men are thoroughly turned on by having a girl pee on them! (most won't admit it, but it is true)

Why thank you Anna.. Your compliments r appreciated.. and you row that shit right up the creek.. lat pull downs too baby cakes

I ain't into golden showers.. Salad tossing sure.. but no freakin showers

[Rob]

im a virgin

[Mizfit]

im a virgin

Yes cool so am i

[RuhlFreak55]

im a virgin

jeez don't you know never to admit that? i did and now everyone knows..........psh

[ToTheBuckeT21]

Not kinky but crazy and pretty much unbelieveable... kinda long.. worth it.

So last year when i was 21 i went to this local college party. As soon as i got there i met this gorgeous girl dark hair, green eyes just perfect. alittle young 18 but i guess thats nothing by todays standards.. Anyway end of the night we end up going at it in my buddys room.. lucky for me he passed out elsewhere.. Anyway so we wake up in the morning take down her number and thats the end of that.. That night me and my boys go to a local club, I was on the dance floor all night.. now being that i'm white i can dance pretty well and the ladys love it. I ended up dancing with this chick that could have been between 30-40 but she was ****ing smoking! i didn't care if she was 50 she was hot as hell.. So my boy gets trashed and asks me to drive his bran new s2000 home cause he was leaving early with one of my other friends cause he was sick.. So i dance with this chick alittle more then the club closes and i walk her outside. Well her friend is in her car with some dude doing whatever so she asks if she could sit in my car. as we are walking out to the car she asks me how old i am and whatever so i say 25, she then asks me what i do.. so i say i'm a Dr. Not a total lie i am in med school.. So shes like ur full of shit, so i start using all these medical terms on her and walk her right up to the s2000 and open the door for her.. her jaw kinda dropped.. as soon as i walk around the car and sit down in the driver side she just jumped on me so we are hookin up doing whatever we could in that little ass car.. about 20mins later her girl calls saying to finish up cause she is leaving now.. and this chick asks for a ride home so of course i'm like yes. Get to her house, she is drunk as hell.. basicly says "Your coming in to **** me right" get up get in the house she shuts the door and just bangs the hell out of me right on the steps which then moved onto the couch.. we finish up, lay there for a bit and she gets up and asks me if i want coffee i kinda laughed and said sure.. so she starts making the coffee and i walk around her house just taking alittle tour.. suddenly i notice a wall of pictures, I couldn't believe my eyes but the girl i ****ed the night before, her pictures where all over the freakin place.. So i'm like hey whos this pretty girl in all these pictures.. "O thats my daughter" I almost shit my ****ing pants!! she starts going on about how she goes to college and blah blah blah.. so i drink my coffee and go to leave.. well i get out into her driveway and just sit in my boys car and kinda recap on what just happend, I'm just sitting in her driveway and i start calling all my friends to tell them about it haha.. well all of a sudden this bitch comes runnin out of the house fast as shit.. Here she looked at the computer after i left to find a message from her daughter that had a picture of me and her daughter at the party saying how cool i am and how she has a real thing for me and whatever... So the mom comes running out of the house opens the door and is just cursing me off almost crying, and she is like pulling on my leg to get out of the car.. She was for reall just pulling my leg..... Just like how i am pulling all of your legs right now HAHA!! wooo i'm awesome!!

[NotSmall]

Not kinky but crazy and pretty much unbelieveable... kinda long.. worth it.

So last year when i was 21 i went to this local college party. As soon as i got there i met this gorgeous girl dark hair, green eyes just perfect. alittle young 18 but i guess thats nothing by todays standards.. Anyway end of the night we end up going at it in my buddys room.. lucky for me he passed out elsewhere.. Anyway so we wake up in the morning take down her number and thats the end of that.. That night me and my boys go to a local club, I was on the dance floor all night.. now being that i'm white i can dance pretty well and the ladys love it. I ended up dancing with this chick that could have been between 30-40 but she was ****ing smoking! i didn't care if she was 50 she was hot as hell.. So my boy gets trashed and asks me to drive his bran new s2000 home cause he was leaving early with one of my other friends cause he was sick.. So i dance with this chick alittle more then the club closes and i walk her outside. Well her friend is in her car with some dude doing whatever so she asks if she could sit in my car. as we are walking out to the car she asks me how old i am and whatever so i say 25, she then asks me what i do.. so i say i'm a Dr. Not a total lie i am in med school.. So shes like ur full of shit, so i start using all these medical terms on her and walk her right up to the s2000 and open the door for her.. her jaw kinda dropped.. as soon as i walk around the car and sit down in the driver side she just jumped on me so we are hookin up doing whatever we could in that little ass car.. about 20mins later her girl calls saying to finish up cause she is leaving now.. and this chick asks for a ride home so of course i'm like yes. Get to her house, she is drunk as hell.. basicly says "Your coming in to **** me right" get up get in the house she shuts the door and just bangs the hell out of me right on the steps which then moved onto the couch.. we finish up, lay there for a bit and she gets up and asks me if i want coffee i kinda laughed and said sure.. so she starts making the coffee and i walk around her house just taking alittle tour.. suddenly i notice a wall of pictures, I couldn't believe my eyes but the girl i ****ed the night before, her pictures where all over the freakin place.. So i'm like hey whos this pretty girl in all these pictures.. "O thats my daughter" I almost shit my ****ing pants!! she starts going on about how she goes to college and blah blah blah.. so i drink my coffee and go to leave.. well i get out into her driveway and just sit in my boys car and kinda recap on what just happend, I'm just sitting in her driveway and i start calling all my friends to tell them about it haha.. well all of a sudden this bitch comes runnin out of the house fast as shit.. Here she looked at the computer after i left to find a message from her daughter that had a picture of me and her daughter at the party saying how cool i am and how she has a real thing for me and whatever... So the mom comes running out of the house opens the door and is just cursing me off almost crying, and she is like pulling on my leg to get out of the car.. She was for reall just pulling my leg..... Just like how i am pulling all of your legs right now HAHA!! wooo i'm awesome!!

DICK

[G-1000]

Hell kinky shit. I have done any thing your sick minds can think of plus some.

I have done ever thing from anal to water sports to wipes and chaines. I have done it in a plane and in a pool. I have done it in a crowd of people and on the beach. I have has 3 sum and more.

[RA]

Hell kinky shit. I have done any thing your sick minds can think of plus some.

I have done ever thing from anal to water sports to wipes and chaines. I have done it in a plane and in a pool. I have done it in a crowd of people and on the beach. I have has 3 sum and more.

And I was kidding about pissing on my women.

[G-1000]

And I was kidding about pissing on my women.

Im not. I have done that also. Also love when she is sitting on my face and squirts of piss a little.

[RA]

Im not. I have done that also. Also love when she is sitting on my face and squirts of piss a little.

To each his own bro.

[Logan13]

Why thank you Anna.. Your compliments r appreciated.. and you row that shit right up the creek.. lat pull downs too baby cakes

I ain't into golden showers.. Salad tossing sure.. but no freakin showers

damn that's hot, Mizfit.

[Anna Bollick]

Why thank you Anna.. Your compliments r appreciated.. and you row that shit right up the creek.. lat pull downs too baby cakes

I ain't into golden showers.. Salad tossing sure.. but no freakin showers

I don't have any cables here, but I favor weighted chins anyway. I am up to 40 lbs for my heavy set! I think I could do more if I were to get rid of some of this blubber LOL!

Know who you are with, before salad tossing. Apparently hep C can be spread like that. Maybe I am just paranoid from being involved in the sex industry, (more or less retired from that, now) but one should be aware of the chances one takes.

Love
Anna

[Anna Bollick]

Hell kinky shit. I have done any thing your sick minds can think of plus some.

I rather doubt that. Have you ever had a man giving you head while his wife sucked your breasts and then rogered you with a big dildo? Ever pulled a train? Ever had a man lick his come out of your behind? Ever bound and whipped a man as hard as you could before shoving it in him? Naaah. You are all lightweights.

I have done ever thing from anal to water sports to wipes and chaines. I have done it in a plane and in a pool. I have done it in a crowd of people and on the beach. I have has 3 sum and more.

Wipes? er.... ooooooookay.....

Love
Anna

[NotSmall]

I rather doubt that. Have you ever had a man giving you head while his wife sucked your breasts and then rogered you with a big dildo? Ever pulled a train? Ever had a man lick his come out of your behind? Ever bound and whipped a man as hard as you could before shoving it in him? Naaah. You are all lightweights.

You're waaaaaaaaaaaay outta your league on this one gsxxr!

[G-1000]

I rather doubt that. Have you ever had a man giving you head while his wife sucked your breasts and then rogered you with a big dildo? Ever pulled a train? Ever had a man lick his come out of your behind? Ever bound and whipped a man as hard as you could before shoving it in him? Naaah. You are all lightweights.




Wipes? er.... ooooooookay.....

Love
Anna

I am into striate sex with females not bi. So on that note no i have not took any kind of dildo or cock up my ass. The most i have done was have a chick’s finger in there. My wife and i have had a few good 3 and 4 sum. Most of the play is mff or mmf with other female. My wife does not like other men touching her.

There is a point when thing get freaky. That hole BDSM is out of control. The people that are into that have some mager problems. You can say what ever you like about it. But there has been study that proves mantle instability of some kind.

[marcus300]

I am into striate sex with females not bi. So on that note no i have not took any kind of dildo or cock up my ass. The most i have done was have a chick’s finger in there. My wife and i have had a few good 3 and 4 sum. Most of the play is mff or mmf with other female. My wife does not like other men touching her.

There is a point when thing get freaky. That hole BDSM is out of control. The people that are into that have some mager problems. You can say what ever you like about it. But there has been study that proves mantle instability of some kind.

lol

[farrebarre]

not kinky or anything just plain disgusting. So i had this virgin muslim girl at my bros appartment. I tried for like 10min to push inside her ass and also used tons of lubricant, anywho i **** her for like 2-3 min and she tells me she cant take it anymore coz it hurts to much, i pull out of her and oh my ****ing god, my cock was brown (had a condom, lucky me). and out of her ass a mix of shit and lubricant poures out. i was ready to puke so we went to take a shower, and i got in the tub. the funny part was afterwards i think she was so embaressed she was like "hold me" all i had in my head was "get the **** out of the appartment you hoe"...

[farrebarre]

oh kinky stuff, i like getting my a-hole licked

[farrebarre]

man i keep remembring sick stuff, i dont know, this is probably just a coincidence but almost all the chicks ive been with have been really religious. one was a muslim girl with the scarf thingy on her head, one was a christian girl, on one arm she had jesus tattoed on the other a cross and her dad was a priest hahahaha, etc.

[G-Force]

what are wipes and BDSM?

[farrebarre]

what are wipes and BDSM?

suuure you dont know, mr "look at me in sooo innocent"

[G-Force]

suuure you dont know, mr "look at me in sooo innocent"

i was 21 before i figured out how babies were made

[farrebarre]

i was 21 before i figured out how babies were made

hm i dont see any smileys so i take it ur serious lol...anywho..carry on..

[G-Force]

hm i dont see any smileys so i take it ur serious lol...anywho..carry on..

i'm not being serious dude

it was me that started this thread off months ago

although i dont know what wipes or BDSM is

i can imagine BDSM is something to do with bondage
wipes sounds like whiping each others arse

but that cant be it surely????

[farrebarre]

i'm not being serious dude

it was me that started this thread off months ago

although i dont know what wipes or BDSM is

i can imagine BDSM is something to do with bondage
wipes sounds like whiping each others arse

but that cant be it surely????

lol then in that case i dont know what it is either

[NotSmall]

I'm pretty sure "wipes" was a typo and was meant to be "whips", dunno exactly what BDSM stands for but I'm pretty sure it's bondage / sadomasochistic type shit.

[heavyrotation92]

i'm not being serious dude

it was me that started this thread off months ago

although i dont know what wipes or BDSM is

i can imagine BDSM is something to do with bondage
wipes sounds like whiping each others arse

but that cant be it surely????

when he said wipes i think he meant whips...

[G-1000]

Bondage, Discipline, Domination and Submission

BDSM

Yes whips

Scat is shit play. 100% nasty

[farrebarre]

Bondage, Discipline, Domination and Submission

BDSM

Yes whips

Scat is shit play. 100% nasty

you seem to know alot about these stuff

[Mizfit]

I don't have any cables here, but I favor weighted chins anyway. I am up to 40 lbs for my heavy set! I think I could do more if I were to get rid of some of this blubber LOL!

Know who you are with, before salad tossing. Apparently hep C can be spread like that. Maybe I am just paranoid from being involved in the sex industry, (more or less retired from that, now) but one should be aware of the chances one takes.

Love
Anna

Hmm well i don't think one should have salad tossing with everyone.. so your correct..

I don't work in the sex industry and don't think i have quite the head count.. (pardon the pun), that you have established for yourself.

[G-1000]

you seem to know alot about these stuff

yes i do.

[taiotosh7]

So what is the deal with the ladies trying to put fingers in my ass? I've been with a few girls that after a few great nights of sex they get comfortable and seem to go from my balls, to the space between my ass & balls then straight to my ass. Wether thay want to rub it, lick it, or go all the way in I can tell they want to do it REAL BAD.....what is the drive for this ladies??

[Mizfit]

So what is the deal with the ladies trying to put fingers in my ass? I've been with a few girls that after a few great nights of sex they get comfortable and seem to go from my balls, to the space between my ass & balls then straight to my ass. Wether thay want to rub it, lick it, or go all the way in I can tell they want to do it REAL BAD.....what is the drive for this ladies??

stroke your prostate.. if you didn't have a gay hangup .. you mite see it feels damn good

[Rob]

i wouldnt let a finger go in my ass, not because i have a hangup or some sort, just seems dirtyy

[Mizfit]

i wouldnt let a finger go in my ass, not because i have a hangup or some sort, just seems dirtyy

your still a pup.. im playing the devils advocate here