Whats the kinkiest thing youve done in bed? Warning, sexually expliciate !!

**Anna Bollick** · 12-17-2005, 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by xtinaunasty

it can feel great if you go slow and use lots of lube

You sound like my kind of girl, xtina!

Love
Anna

**Anna Bollick** · 12-17-2005, 02:50 AM

Originally Posted by Poison Ivy

sixty-nine

That many? At one time? Girlfriend, you get the prize for longest train, anyway! I am just super jealous right now!

Love
Anna

**chest6** · 12-17-2005, 03:07 AM

69? uh oh! watch out thread

**ShnouzedUp** · 12-17-2005, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

Girlfriend, that is so sick! You are lucky you woke up with your precious manhood that you abused that poor dear with, intact! Look, when you don't have anything else, use egg whites. Not cold straight from the fridge, either.

Love
Anna

HAHAHAHAHA what about if i just slam a chick when she is raggin and smash her butthole with my bloody dick???? Thats better than soap..right?

**spywizard** · 12-17-2005, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by jdh

i cant believe what im readin here. what the hells wrong with 69? nothin better then munchin tha box (my favorite thing to do ladies) while shes bobbin on your knob, best of both worlds. bring it this way ivy.

69 is awful..

I prefer 68, and i owe ya one..

too distracting.. if you are going to enjoy, giving or recieving, the do that, concentrate of what you are doing..

**Poison Ivy** · 12-17-2005, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

69? uh oh! watch out thread

yes sixty-nine is the kinkiest thing that I have done in bed.. azznozzles!

**chest6** · 12-17-2005, 04:30 PM

well at least i can still look at your avatar

**steve0** · 12-17-2005, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

well at least i can still look at your avatar

hahahaha, what kinda person would let someone write in majic marker on there ass????

**IXISiDiuSIXI** · 12-18-2005, 02:16 AM

I think Danbrooks2k needs to reply to this thread. :P

**Mesomorphyl** · 12-19-2005, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

69 is awful..

I prefer 68, and i owe ya one

LOL

I prefer the ol' 71... that is a 69 with two fingers in her ass.

**mrsuperpump** · 12-19-2005, 08:34 AM

this thread is outta control some serious bisnassty.... made me realize that i need to find some new sluts...lol...i just hate the whole std paranoia after...but ive been playing it safe for a while now, keepin condoms close by all the time...and dont forget there are millions of peaches out thier, all u got to do is go out and pick one thats ready

**G-Force** · 12-19-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

LOL

I prefer the ol' 71... that is a 69 with two fingers in her ass.

ha ha

i'm gonna try that

**xtinaunasty** · 12-19-2005, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

LOL

I prefer the ol' 71... that is a 69 with two fingers in her ass.

**Anna Bollick** · 12-20-2005, 02:12 AM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

LOL

I prefer the ol' 71... that is a 69 with two fingers in her ass.

I think I love you, Meso! And hey, a girl does need her prostate checked once in a while, eh?

Love
Anna

**kalisko** · 12-20-2005, 04:17 AM

hi ya,
i enjoy threesomes and foursomes,love twos chicks sucking me at the same time whilst they're kissing eachother, love doing my wife doggy whilst shes eating pussy.

**G-Force** · 12-20-2005, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by kalisko

hi ya,
i enjoy threesomes and foursomes,love twos chicks sucking me at the same time whilst they're kissing eachother, love doing my wife doggy whilst shes eating pussy.

nice work if you can get it

**G-Force** · 12-20-2005, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

nice work if you can get it

and if you can get it - wont you tell me how

**kalisko** · 12-20-2005, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

and if you can get it - wont you tell me how

swinging clubs. theres plenty in the uk.

**Anabolic CEO** · 12-20-2005, 09:22 AM

Not sure if this would be kinky but probably dirty.........lol. Well the day started off as drinkin out side and riding four wheelers, got head on the four wheeler from this one chick and then banged her an hour later, as the day went on she left and i went upstairs to my room with this other chick and banged her, we kinda passed out after that but around 1am or 3am my boys girl banged him and then comes to my room and asked the girl laying with me if she can have sex with me, she said yeah and i banged her too. Three girls in one night. WHO CAN BEAT THAT?

**Mesomorphyl** · 12-20-2005, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Anabolic CEO

WHO CAN BEAT THAT?

Me, A few of us guys ran into a car full of girls that were from out of town. They said they would fvck every guy there if we bought the booz and had a place. We got a fifth of tequila and a fifth of peppermint schnapps and downed some peach xanax... A few more people came over including a couple of girls(they did not join in, but watched). After getting somewhat hammered, one girl and one of my buds got naked. He could not get it up as the room was full, so I pushed him off of her and said this is how it is done... started to finger her while she was on the floor and pinched her nipples with my other hand. Another girl walked up and said to let them go at it and she would do me first. Needless to say before my friend got back on her I pulled out my hardon and said sorry she goes first and tapped her first. By this time all 4 were undressed and the girls that came in later left. I took a blow off the girl while my buddy was nailing her from behind. That was it for me, but 2 of my friends fvcked all 4 even after I spooged in one. It was fvcking sloppy... The girl that wanted me first asked me to do her and I said no. She slapped me, I told her I did not take sloppy seconds, she slapped me again, I said next time you hit me I will have no choice but to hit you back, she punched me strait in the nose... This was the first time I hit a girl, not proud, I was messed up, I warned her, and I even felt bad after doing it. Well, it was not a punch I gave her a forward snap kick to the stomach. I hate even talking about it as I thought I would never hit a girl... but tequila must have bested me.

I think that may beat your story.

**G-Force** · 12-20-2005, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

Me, A few of us guys ran into a car full of girls that were from out of town. They said they would fvck every guy there if we bought the booz and had a place. We got a fifth of tequila and a fifth of peppermint schnapps and downed some peach xanax... A few more people came over including a couple of girls(they did not join in, but watched). After getting somewhat hammered, one girl and one of my buds got naked. He could not get it up as the room was full, so I pushed him off of her and said this is how it is done... started to finger her while she was on the floor and pinched her nipples with my other hand. Another girl walked up and said to let them go at it and she would do me first. Needless to say before my friend got back on her I pulled out my hardon and said sorry she goes first and tapped her first. By this time all 4 were undressed and the girls that came in later left. I took a blow off the girl while my buddy was nailing her from behind. That was it for me, but 2 of my friends fvcked all 4 even after I spooged in one. It was fvcking sloppy... The girl that wanted me first asked me to do her and I said no. She slapped me, I told her I did not take sloppy seconds, she slapped me again, I said next time you hit me I will have no choice but to hit you back, she punched me strait in the nose... This was the first time I hit a girl, not proud, I was messed up, I warned her, and I even felt bad after doing it. Well, it was not a punch I gave her a forward snap kick to the stomach. I hate even talking about it as I thought I would never hit a girl... but tequila must have bested me.

I think that may beat your story.

ha ha girls cant take rejection can they?

sometimes i'll turn a girl down just to see the "what do you mean you are rejecting me" look on her face

some get really arsey and are like "why not, whats wrong with me, am i too fat" and yeah sometimes they slap you

gotta laugh though

**Bryan2** · 12-20-2005, 07:29 PM

AH hahaha thats pret tay funny

**ZIA1** · 12-21-2005, 12:13 AM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

But she thought the laugh was on me, instead of taking me to the toilets or fire escape as I'd thought she took my middle finger and started to simulate a blow job on it.

Breaking my shit laughing I leaned over to my buddy and said "Mark, thats the finger I had up the other one's hole only 15 minutes ago"..

Fun, not kinkey!.

CLASSIC!!!

**USN DV** · 12-21-2005, 12:23 AM

got the remote control

**Anna Bollick** · 12-21-2005, 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by Anabolic CEO

Not sure if this would be kinky but probably dirty.........lol. Well the day started off as drinkin out side and riding four wheelers, got head on the four wheeler from this one chick and then banged her an hour later, as the day went on she left and i went upstairs to my room with this other chick and banged her, we kinda passed out after that but around 1am or 3am my boys girl banged him and then comes to my room and asked the girl laying with me if she can have sex with me, she said yeah and i banged her too. Three girls in one night. WHO CAN BEAT THAT?

I have had more than three girls. I have had more than three men. I have had more than both, in one night. Well, maybe not in one night, but I did have at least 8 men in one night once. And I did three big fat black lesbians at our local swing club, then went home with my girlfriends and had a bit of one of them. (The other was tired). But qualtity does not make for quality, necessarily, anyway. Oh, the three lesbians, they must have weighed nearly a half ton together, and with my GF over a hundred twenty, I definitely can claim to have eaten a half ton of pussy in one night. THAT is braggin rights!

Love
Anna

**5ocal** · 04-08-2006, 10:36 PM

i love shaved pusssy

**Mike Dura** · 04-08-2006, 10:52 PM

My ex-wife was into doing it in risky places and sado-masochistic role play. We did the ole in-out in-out a sound proof study room at SUNY New Paltz library. We got caught by strangers as we were in reverse cowgirl on the hood of my car behind a head shop called "not fade away" in broad daylight. During sundays, which was commited to sex the whole day through, we'd act kind of nasty towards each other...it was about the game and building up to an agressive type of lovin.

I lick the ole botton eye? How many here would be bold enough go rimming?

**kloter1** · 04-08-2006, 10:54 PM

i grabbed a boob once

**zimmy** · 04-08-2006, 10:55 PM

lol ...well back in the day i used to be into pain...having my gf bend certain parts of cartalidge on my body in nice angles...... any way.... after that i figured i'd get an apadravya....tried using it one time... little pain is good...ALOT OF PAIN ...bad :|

**Mizfit** · 04-08-2006, 10:58 PM

kinky is how u keep a man

**kloter1** · 04-08-2006, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

kinky is how u keep a man

only if youve been together for awhile. otherwise its bad.

**Mizfit** · 04-08-2006, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by kloter1

only if youve been together for awhile. otherwise its bad.

Hmm NOOOO

I'm not talking golden showers.. but always nice to have a suprise

**kloter1** · 04-08-2006, 11:05 PM

kinky stuff right off the bat would freak me out

**Superhuman** · 04-08-2006, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Hmm NOOOO

I'm not talking golden showers.. but always nice to have a suprise

i'll be honest I'm into those... not sure why

**Mike Dura** · 04-08-2006, 11:33 PM

I once gave myself "golden showers" when I pee'd into the wind behind the tool shed. That's kind of kinky. Right?

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Hmm NOOOO

I'm not talking golden showers.. but always nice to have a suprise

**Superhuman** · 04-08-2006, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

I once gave myself "golden showers" when I pee'd into the wind behind the tool shed. That's kind of kinky. Right?

that's pushing the envelope...

**Mike Dura** · 04-08-2006, 11:48 PM

Livin on the edge baby!

Originally Posted by Superhuman

that's pushing the envelope...

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 04-08-2006, 11:54 PM

i peed on this girl once, we were getting ready to go swimmin and she was changing and bent over so she couldnt see me so i peed on her back and ass...omg she was like WTF are you doing and i ran out laughing...she jumped in the pool and jerked me off

**DIESELPWR** · 04-09-2006, 12:01 AM

well this one was kind of painful.. me and my girlfriend were having sex and we started on the bed and kinda of headed other places and it ended up off the bed and one of the electrical outlets in my room has the cover cracked off so we were a$$ naked and i had my back leaning up against the wall and she was on top of me and i got electricuted.. it zapped me so bad and i threw her across the room and i dove across the room the other way... that was somthing i wouldnt forget

**Nasser** · 04-09-2006, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

well i was going pretty good with my right hand right, so them BAM i switched up to the left, and that was going good, but then i thought "Hey, let me try Samurai style" oh shiut, now that was a good time.

Lol good old Handgela and Palmela!