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08-16-2004, 06:36 PM #1
Serious sex question so dont ****ing make fun of me now
as some might have read I am a virgin. To be honest I havent even kissed someone. Just some on the throat and ****.
now there is a very BIG possiblity I might get some sex tomorrow if I play my cards right. Just a one night stand with a girl I meet in a pub 2 days ago. Took ger number and she basicly said that she wants to have sex in a sms today...
But Im ****ing nervous as hell!!!!!!!!!
Got any good pointers or something??
should I tell her that I am a virgin(pretty phatetic considering I turn 20 in 2 months)??
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08-16-2004, 06:37 PM #2
I also have some cialis pills I have never tried. Should I pop one to make sure I will get the little ****er upp incase I go limp or blow my wad before entering or something??
or is the sides to unpredictable to make it worth the risk-
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08-16-2004, 06:44 PM #3Originally Posted by johan
dont tell her that your a virgin, PLease.
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08-16-2004, 06:40 PM #4Member
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Don't tell her your a virgin, I've read your other posts and it seems thats one of your big problems. Pop some viagra if you want, you may not want to though because if its anything like my first was, your going to want it to be over fast. This is a learning experience, its very akward at first. Good luck man and tear that **** up!
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08-16-2004, 06:41 PM #5Member
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i personally think there is nothin wrong w/ the virgin thing. but are you sure you want to lose it to this lady? if ya tell her that you still have ur cherry she'll prolly want to **** you more!
i'm gonna out a limb and say you prolly don't need the cialis!
my only advice is to rub one out before you go see her! RELAX AND GOOD LUCKLast edited by Kato; 08-16-2004 at 06:45 PM.
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08-16-2004, 06:46 PM #6
Animal thansk for the advice but no alkohol for me. It doesnt realy relax me anyway
Kato yeah Im sure, I just want to get rid of it right now cause it is one of the things realy eating me and it ****s upp my self esteem alot Il remember to rub one out. Considering all the juice Im on right now I guess cialis wont be nessecary. If Im not to nervous and cant get it upp cause of that reason.
lol mass that post made me laugh. Your right
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would any of you guys turn down a female virgin?....i highly doubt it. Hunny's ain't no diif!
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08-16-2004, 06:48 PM #8Member
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Originally Posted by Kato
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08-16-2004, 06:47 PM #9
Bro..... try not to be nervous......... when it comes time to hit it you will be ready..... don't use the cialis........ Good luck!
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08-16-2004, 06:50 PM #10
best thing is to whack it like an hour before so you last longer
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08-16-2004, 06:50 PM #11
remember.. if she says it's small..
tell her.. "well you won't mind it going in your ass will you.??"
give her hell.. don't worry about her.. cum 3 times if you can..
for god's sake.. wear a condomThe answer to your every question
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08-16-2004, 06:55 PM #12Originally Posted by spywizard
is it possible to get a std from her if she gives me a blow job
I guess Il go with my gut feeling about the virginity thing, more embarassing if I dont tell her and she just notice it from my lack of experience...
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08-16-2004, 06:58 PM #13Originally Posted by johan
eating pussy is personal.. i don't do that unless there is a relationship..
and if i don't trust the pussy.. i don't fcuk the pussy..
but hey.. at 19.. i was hittin and eatin anything that would hold still long enough.
Oh.. if she asks you to.. get the blowie 1st.. then you are kind of obligated to.. unless you fake being drunk..The answer to your every question
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08-16-2004, 06:58 PM #14Originally Posted by johan
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08-19-2004, 10:31 AM #15Originally Posted by mass junkie
Saran wrap won't work; it's got pores large enough for viruses to get through. Dams made of latex will work just fine.
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08-19-2004, 12:50 PM #16Originally Posted by Tock
go to hell tock!
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Originally Posted by johan
As for the lack of experience thing, dont worry about it, the girl will probably pick up on this but then again many girls are attracted to this too and might turn her on more. Quit thinking its the sexual olympics and that you have to perform like a porn star. If you are about to blow load, slow down or take a break, if she asks why, tell her you are about to cum, she'll be fine with you not blowing load too soon and saving some fun for her.
Whats worst then cuming too fast... well could be: Being too nervous, feeling like you gotta be a porn star and then cant cum or keep it hard. Most girls I been with wear out after 15-20 mins of funking so try to hold back 10 mins then let her have what you want to give her! Remember nothing else feels as awesome as letting her have it inside her but then you risk getting a souvenier (baby). Often when a woman is most interested in sex and horniest is also when she is most fertile. So weigh it out, if you dont want the souvenier, then pull out and blow on her tummy or use a condumb.
Also I was reading somewhere that saliva (spit) is extremely anti-HIV. Since lesbians do their sex mostly with oral (eating pussy), there are almost no cases of lesbian transmission of aids. Also they found gay men who do nothing but oral sex also have almost no cases of HIV transmission thru blow jobs. However if the blow job giver has a cold sore (herpes) or syphillis of the mouth, then you CAN catch these from getting a blow job. Its extremely difficult for a man who f's a woman to catch aids from a woman, however its rather easy to catch gonorrea or syphillis from a woman. The good side is that z-pack or penicillin take care of the non-aids STD's just fine. Also the most commonly transmitted STD's are actually insects, like crab lice and scabbies.Last edited by Ntpadude; 08-17-2004 at 10:25 AM.
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08-17-2004, 10:41 AM #18Originally Posted by Ntpadude
wtf?? get the fukk outta here man. ****! i mean really go on..****!
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08-17-2004, 01:07 PM #19Originally Posted by johan
yes, you can def. get an std from a blow job, and wear a condom!
good luck and don't tell her your a virgin eitherStrength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, THAT IS STRENGTH
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08-17-2004, 01:35 PM #20Originally Posted by Danielle
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08-17-2004, 06:43 PM #21
he should be getting it right about now...
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08-16-2004, 06:51 PM #22AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by johan
You said to not make any jokes.
D*rn you for ruining my fun!!
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08-16-2004, 06:52 PM #23Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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08-16-2004, 06:55 PM #24
pop something to get it up for sure. You're going to be way too nervous to get it up and when its not going up you're going to get even more nervous and then its game over, lol.
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08-16-2004, 06:57 PM #25
you could get herpes if she has them on her mouth
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I keep thinking of American Pie on this one!
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08-16-2004, 06:58 PM #27Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Johan...good luck man
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Originally Posted by kc
We also swing our hands raw in the batting cages,
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08-16-2004, 07:01 PM #29Originally Posted by SwoleCat
speaking of...my right hand is now purple/green and kinda blue
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08-16-2004, 06:58 PM #30
just dont think about it to much, if u spend the whole night thinking about how ur gonna perform and whatnot, its gonna make it difficult, just go with her to have fun and just let things fall into place, dont worry about how she is getting off and whatever too, ur banging her for ur pleasure, if u dont do well enough or whatever, too bad, thats why they make vibrators....
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08-16-2004, 06:58 PM #31
just wear a dub and you'll be fine. the morning after is when you worry about std's
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08-16-2004, 06:59 PM #32
You don't know this chick..... don't go down on her.
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08-16-2004, 07:00 PM #33
Spy she is 23m good advice on the blowie lol
mass do you mean putting that thing that you put around sandwiches to keep them moist? Should I wrap my tounge in it ??
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08-16-2004, 07:06 PM #34Originally Posted by johan
and for god's sake don't marry her..
the wrap is placed over the vagina.. so the STD's don't get in your mouth..The answer to your every question
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08-17-2004, 10:26 AM #35Originally Posted by johan
**** this is too much i am in tears right now.. dont go down on her bro! but remember "if it smells like fish, its a dish. if it smells like cologne leave it alone"!!! lololol
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08-16-2004, 07:02 PM #36
deep breaths, deep breaths
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08-16-2004, 07:03 PM #37
btw when u guys are getting into it, give her a firm smack on the ass to let her know whos boss
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08-16-2004, 07:06 PM #38
Hey bro, good for u! And i respect the fact u can admit ur a virgin! Not that there is anything wrong with it, but u know how people are. Anyway, rub one out a few hours before ur supposed to see her. That will help u hold out longer. Also, viagra, cialis wont help u go longer, just keep a hard on. IMO it might be a good idea. Cause again IMHO for men its more mental then for women, and u might be thinking about it to much to preform. Good luck and have a great time!!
OG
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08-16-2004, 07:08 PM #39
I have one rule.....If im goin to town, im eatin..
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08-16-2004, 07:09 PM #40Originally Posted by OGPackin
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