Most ****ed up situation EVER. What are the chances, what are the odds?

**WEBB** · 02-24-2006, 02:36 PM

HAHAHAHAHA... Hilarious, owww my sides hurt from laughing so hard...the tears are rolling down my face...i can barely type...

**WEBB** · 02-24-2006, 02:36 PM

is that better Tai?

**taiboxa** · 02-24-2006, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by WEBBNB

is that better Tai?

Yes Thank You!

**WEBB** · 02-24-2006, 02:40 PM

Anything for Tai.

**novicenovicen** · 02-24-2006, 02:59 PM

bros before HOE's. Remember the man rules too. when she dumps him ask his permission and he has to give it to you.

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

I would not care, I REPEAT, WOULD-NOT-CARE!!! You told me to play in traffic implying that i should go get hit by a car, so in what respect should i give 2 shits about your mother (what if my son got hit by a car playing in traffic??) if you cant handle the heat, dont start shit.

I dont like getting involved in bullshit but you're a real cunt. You're quite the internet warrior. Grow the fuck up dickhead.

God allows my foul language to go unedited on AR so the world sees true bitches as they are.

**NotSmall** · 02-24-2006, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by USfighterFC

I dont like getting involved in bullshit but you're a real cunt. You're quite the internet warrior. Grow the fuck up dickhead.

You like that lil' trick ol' NotSmall showed you eh bro?

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

You like that lil' trick ol' NotSmall showed you eh bro?

LOL comes in handy doesnt it?

**NotSmall** · 02-24-2006, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by USfighterFC

God allows my foul language to go unedited on AR so the world sees true bitches as they are.

**NotSmall** · 02-24-2006, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by USfighterFC

LOL comes in handy doesnt it?

I feel it gives you a little edge!

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

I feel it gives you a little edge!

Yeah it does. Turns the screws that much tighter.

**NotSmall** · 02-24-2006, 03:57 PM

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!

**NotSmall** · 02-24-2006, 03:58 PM

Hmm, that last one may have blown our cover...

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 03:59 PM

LOL i'm shutting up now....even I can get suspended or banned.

**decadbal** · 02-24-2006, 04:01 PM

what did i miss

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 04:02 PM

Nothin actually......we were just swappin recipes.

**NotSmall** · 02-24-2006, 04:03 PM

Move along... nothin' to see here...

**BigJames** · 02-24-2006, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by stocky121

micky mouse is wearing a hoss wrist watch

This has to be the funniest thing I have seen all week...brilliant.

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 04:10 PM

Lemme just explain real quick that I know what its like to lose a mother and it def hurts. It's no joking matter and should never be looked at as a joke in any form. The joke of " Go play in traffic" is as old as time and trying to use your "son" as a weapon and a means of justification is a complete lack of character and pretty disconcerting. We're too old for this "Your mama" bullshit and its pretty sad that people even say ignorant comments like that nowadays.

**decadbal** · 02-24-2006, 04:13 PM

yea, making fun of someones parent who is passed on is a good reason for banning IMO... if they knew the parent was gone..

**chest6** · 02-24-2006, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

I would not care, I REPEAT, WOULD-NOT-CARE!!! You told me to play in traffic implying that i should go get hit by a car, so in what respect should i give 2 shits about your mother (what if my son got hit by a car playing in traffic??) if you cant handle the heat, dont start shit.

You're a dad? You act like you're in elementary school. Grow up and act your age at least.

**chest6** · 02-24-2006, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

yea, making fun of someones parent who is passed on is a good reason for banning IMO... if they knew the parent was gone..

agreed...

**hoss827** · 02-24-2006, 05:49 PM

I told him about the whole thing today feeling really really guilty and expecting him to be upset.....

He doesnt give a shit if I slam her or not, what a pal

lol

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 05:51 PM

yeah, a real pal

**Carlos_E** · 02-24-2006, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by hoss827

I told him about the whole thing today feeling really really guilty and expecting him to be upset.....

Bring him flowers and chocolates. Kiss and make up.

**Tren Bull** · 02-24-2006, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by hoss827

I'm gonna make this short as possible.

I'm at the mall in Champs, and I met probably the hottest girl I have ever seen. Shes 5'1, 100...big in all the right places, brunnete, blue eyes.....anyway

We really hit it off, have alot in common......and she wants to hang out, like right then. She informs me she has a boyfriend but shes not really into him.. I dont really care either way, shes nice to look at anyway.....

So we were gonna go hang out at her place, but she has to go see her boyfriend first....i'm like yeah sure thats cool. So i'm following her and I notice i'm in familiar territory.......then we turn into a familiar subdivision...turn down some familiar streets, and park in front of my best friends house.

I'm thinking "Its not kevs house....cant be." and she walks right to the door and rings the door bell. I'm like, oh ****....oh ****..well Kev opens the door and hes like oh I see you met her blah blah blah come in......

I go in, he says hes gonna jump in the shower..so its just me and this chick in his room. I KNEW what I wanted to do and what I couldve done.....so I said hey, I gotta head out I forgot i had to do something but give me a call sometime..

So she wants a hug, no big deal....right?

I give her a hug and shes looking up at me and says "you just touched my ass.." and i was like no, i didnt? She grabs both of my hands, and puts them on there..then stands on her tip toes and bites my neck and says "he takes forever....about 20 minutes.." hinting that we have 20 minutes to do whatever......So before I did anything stupid, I cut out...

This girl, is so unbelievably ****ing hot and I want to slam the dog shit out of her but I cant do that to my bestfriend. **** why does this have to happen to meeeee and not some dick helmet like Sabuu?

oh god bro, you have no idea how amazingly familiar this sounds. remember that even though your feelings of lust towards that girl may not seem like bad thoughts, but trust me bro, sh_t goes all bad real quik. imo girls like that are all bad. it sucks that you seem to have so much in common with her, cause that kind of a connection is much more rare than a pretty girl.

**Tren Bull** · 02-24-2006, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

Girl seems pretty damn slutty to me. I dunna bout the short ones..seems like I would break them or something. Im more into girls that r like 5 9-5 11. Good work on resisting..thats ur best friend mann

i was thinking exactly the same thing bro. trust me hoss, you will regret hooking up with her, especially if you do it when shes still with your boy.

**Tren Bull** · 02-24-2006, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Or maybe she had a name-tag with her height weight and sexual preference.. I hear those are the rave now-a-days

haha yea bro, cut right to the point

**Tren Bull** · 02-24-2006, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Neo

Hoss, didn't you just tell me that you and your buddy kevin were tagging some other chick last week? Everytime you bring up a hot chick, she's dating your buddy and you are trying to sleep with her. That's f---ed up.....

thats for sure bro. il never even look at my friends girls like that. having a good friend is much better than getting laid once or twice, and having a straight enemy

**Tren Bull** · 02-24-2006, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp

and film it, throw it on the net and make some money off her whore ass

haha yea bro. this girls deserves something like that anyway. some girls are straight drama

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 06:50 PM

my man hitman is lurking in the thread....i gotta see this reply lol

**Carlos_E** · 02-24-2006, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by Tren Bull

haha yea bro. this girls deserves something like that anyway. some girls are straight drama

...waiting for Tren Bull to figure out Hoss and his stories are fulla shit.

**sp9** · 02-24-2006, 06:56 PM

Not only is Hoss on Steroids ...so are his stories!!!!!!!!!!

If, say it is a true story. I give you 100 to 1 odds she has either:

HPV or HSV!

If you don't know what those are, they are life long friends that you will always have after having a "conversation" with a girl like that.

**BIGRTHABETTR** · 02-24-2006, 06:56 PM

What did you say" your girl tried to bang me in your room?

" and he said "just change the sheets", you full of

**BIGRTHABETTR** · 02-24-2006, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by sp9

Not only is Hoss on Steroids ...so are his stories!!!!!!!!!!

If, say it is a true story. I give you 100 to 1 odds she has either:

HPV or HSV!

If you don't know what those are, they are life long friends that you will always have after having a "converstation" with a girl like that.

The gift that keeps on giving

**Evil Predator** · 02-24-2006, 06:56 PM

Wow, I cant believe I didnt open this thread and see this ****ing stupidity sooner.

Carlos, sorry about the loss of your mom bro, I hope things get better for you soon.

Bojangles, your a complete piece of shit. Congrats, you get the award for being the the biggest piece of shit of all the pieces of shit.

Tai, a ****ing Hoss watch?

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by sp9

Not only is Hoss on Steroids...so are his stories!!!!!!!!!!

Wow....another amazing one liner.....LMAO.....keep em coming people.

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by Evil Predator

Wow, I cant believe I didnt open this thread and see this ****ing stupidity sooner.

Carlos, sorry about the loss of your mom bro, I hope things get better for you soon.

Bojangles, your a complete piece of shit. Congrats, you get the award for being the the biggest piece of shit of all the pieces of shit.

Tai, a ****ing Hoss watch?

I dont think carlos lost his mom i think he put it "What IF i lost my mom" to make a point. I thought this myself.

**USfighterFC** · 02-24-2006, 07:00 PM

[QUOTE=Evil Predator] you get the award for being the the biggest piece of shit of all the pieces of shit.[QUOTE]

Damn that was funny too.... lol you guys are killin me tonight

**oldman** · 02-24-2006, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by NotSmall

You like that lil' trick ol' NotSmall showed you eh bro?

tsk tsk.. that is a neat trick.. Not good if everyone finds out.. I saw it right away but will not use so I don't get Banned or worse, have Hoss still my wife.. hahahaha

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