Most ****ed up situation EVER. What are the chances, what are the odds?

[hoss827]

I'm gonna make this short as possible.

I'm at the mall in Champs, and I met probably the hottest girl I have ever seen. Shes 5'1, 100...big in all the right places, brunnete, blue eyes.....anyway

We really hit it off, have alot in common......and she wants to hang out, like right then. She informs me she has a boyfriend but shes not really into him.. I dont really care either way, shes nice to look at anyway.....

So we were gonna go hang out at her place, but she has to go see her boyfriend first....i'm like yeah sure thats cool. So i'm following her and I notice i'm in familiar territory.......then we turn into a familiar subdivision...turn down some familiar streets, and park in front of my best friends house.

I'm thinking "Its not kevs house....cant be." and she walks right to the door and rings the door bell. I'm like, oh ****....oh ****..well Kev opens the door and hes like oh I see you met her blah blah blah come in......

I go in, he says hes gonna jump in the shower..so its just me and this chick in his room. I KNEW what I wanted to do and what I couldve done.....so I said hey, I gotta head out I forgot i had to do something but give me a call sometime..

So she wants a hug, no big deal....right?

I give her a hug and shes looking up at me and says "you just touched my ass.." and i was like no, i didnt? She grabs both of my hands, and puts them on there..then stands on her tip toes and bites my neck and says "he takes forever....about 20 minutes.." hinting that we have 20 minutes to do whatever......So before I did anything stupid, I cut out...


This girl, is so unbelievably ****ing hot and I want to slam the dog shit out of her but I cant do that to my bestfriend. **** why does this have to happen to meeeee and not some dick helmet like Sabuu?

[taiboxa]

[Myka]

dont touch that...youll be glad you didnt...

[crash187ct]

gj on not thinking with your dick


friends come first.....or...."bro's before ho's"

[ttuprincess]

only in the life of hoss

[hoss827]

gj on not thinking with your dick


friends come first.....or...."bro's before ho's"

Yeah......thats how it always has been between us. Plus hes on cycle with me and we're gym partners, we keep each other going at the very best....Sometimes he wont want a girl and he'll pass her onto me and vice versa..If theres a sign things aren't going well i'm gonna ask if I can have her for a week

[hoss827]

dont touch that...youll be glad you didnt...

I'm really glad I didnt right now...but I still want to, I aint gonna lie lol

[hoss827]

only in the life of hoss

I heard a funny story about you last weekend

[stayinstacked]

sounds to me like it was a setup for a threesome. No chick in her right mind would've done that w/ the guy in the house.

[symatech]

only in the life of hoss

only in the mind of hoss

[chest6]

Girl seems pretty damn slutty to me. I dunna bout the short ones..seems like I would break them or something. Im more into girls that r like 5 9-5 11. Good work on resisting..thats ur best friend mann

[C_Bino]

Ok so wait. This girl says she has to go to her bf's house first and you go with her??? And then you go up to the front door with her? I mean if I was in that situation and she pulls up to my buddies house i would speed outta there so damn fast man.

-Bino

[*Narkissos*]

Shes 5'1, 100...

So you met her and asked her her weight?

Or did you take her.. measure her..and then start talking to her?

Or maybe she had a name-tag with her height weight and sexual preference.. I hear those are the rave now-a-days

[*Narkissos*]

sounds to me like it was a setup for a threesome. No chick in her right mind would've done that w/ the guy in the house.

probably if that happened to you or me... but hoss?

lmao!

[*Narkissos*]

only in the mind of hoss

Hey.. maybe he's The Mind of Ross's brother?

They both have some great tall tales lmao!

[H]

[Neo]

Hoss, didn't you just tell me that you and your buddy kevin were tagging some other chick last week? Everytime you bring up a hot chick, she's dating your buddy and you are trying to sleep with her. That's f---ed up.....

[Teabagger]

hey hoss...it would be less confusing if you and Kev just slammed each other

[lowstace]

[IronReload04]

well, might as well go back to champs and get lucky next time

[ShnouzedUp]

Man up cuz' Just tell your friend she is filthy mongler and double team her ass.... i mean look what she's doin behind his back, same goes for you too man, or anyone else she's with... Slam those guts, and have a good laugh and beer with your boy after your done...

[Abenaki Blood]

I'd tell your boy that his girl is a slut.... and then hit it once he leaves her!

[ShnouzedUp]

I'd tell your boy that his girl is a slut.... and then hit it once he leaves her!

Man thats a no no, my idea is better...

[tryingtogetbig]

there went 30 seconds of my life I can never get back. Why do I bother thinking that Hoss will post something of value one of these days?

peace,

ttgb

[ShnouzedUp]

and film it, throw it on the net and make some money off her whore ass

[hoss827]

Ok so wait. This girl says she has to go to her bf's house first and you go with her??? And then you go up to the front door with her? I mean if I was in that situation and she pulls up to my buddies house i would speed outta there so damn fast man.

-Bino

I was meeting him after I went to the mall anyway so it all kinda worked out..only not :-/

[hoss827]

there went 30 seconds of my life I can never get back. Why do I bother thinking that Hoss will post something of value one of these days?

peace,

ttgb

Why dont you cry about it old man--maybe that would make you feel a bit better?

[hoss827]

and film it, throw it on the net and make some money off her whore ass

I can throw up pics next time we all hang out.....she turned 18 yesterday so its board legal.

[NotSmall]

All smells a bit fishy to me...

[bigbouncinballs]

So you met her and asked her her weight?

Or did you take her.. measure her..and then start talking to her?

Or maybe she had a name-tag with her height weight and sexual preference.. I hear those are the rave now-a-days

damn straight, i wear mine all the time!

[TheMudMan]

Hoss has more stories then Walt Disney

[WEBB]

1) you just went with some hot girl you just met to her boyfriends house, WHY????
2) she gave you all her important measurments???
3)this is supposed to be your best friends girlfriend yet you have no idea what she looked like before you randomly met her at champs, you didnt even get a name from your best friend or a description of her?????
4) and she never mentioned his name once???

Sorry bro, i just should have been warned to grab a shovel before i came up on this big steaming pile of BS.

[stocky121]

Hoss has more stories then Walt Disney

micky mouse is wearing a hoss wrist watch

[WEBB]

micky mouse is wearing a hoss wrist watch

LMFAO

[damiongage]

Yeah......thats how it always has been between us. Plus hes on cycle with me and we're gym partners, we keep each other going at the very best....Sometimes he wont want a girl and he'll pass her onto me and vice versa..If theres a sign things aren't going well i'm gonna ask if I can have her for a week

Is this one of your teenage friends that you are running gear with...or an older guy that was dating a teenage a girl???

Man you a just a little click of idiots aren't you?

[Timm1704]

guys, is there a farm near-by? i sure can smell bullshit

[G-1000]

Bro i would tell your boy the story and see waht he has to say. he might just be like be my gest this chick is nuts.

[SwoleCat]

You should write for Penthouse Forum.

~SC~

[chest6]

Oh damn Hoss you're getting busted up. LMao at nark and his

[H]

hahaha

[spywizard]

I'm gonna make this short as possible.

I'm at the mall in Champs, and I met probably the hottest girl I have ever seen. Shes 5'1, 100...big in all the right places, brunnete, blue eyes.....anyway

We really hit it off, have alot in common......and she wants to hang out, like right then. She informs me she has a boyfriend but shes not really into him.. I dont really care either way, shes nice to look at anyway.....

So we were gonna go hang out at her place, but she has to go see her boyfriend first....i'm like yeah sure thats cool. So i'm following her and I notice i'm in familiar territory.......then we turn into a familiar subdivision...turn down some familiar streets, and park in front of my best friends house.

I'm thinking "Its not kevs house....cant be." and she walks right to the door and rings the door bell. I'm like, oh ****....oh ****..well Kev opens the door and hes like oh I see you met her blah blah blah come in......

I go in, he says hes gonna jump in the shower..so its just me and this chick in his room. I KNEW what I wanted to do and what I couldve done.....so I said hey, I gotta head out I forgot i had to do something but give me a call sometime..

So she wants a hug, no big deal....right?

I give her a hug and shes looking up at me and says "you just touched my ass.." and i was like no, i didnt? She grabs both of my hands, and puts them on there..then stands on her tip toes and bites my neck and says "he takes forever....about 20 minutes.." hinting that we have 20 minutes to do whatever......So before I did anything stupid, I cut out...


This girl, is so unbelievably ****ing hot and I want to slam the dog shit out of her but I cant do that to my bestfriend. **** why does this have to happen to meeeee and not some dick helmet like Sabuu?

I call bullshit on this one...

1st, if you met a girl, and then followed her to her boyfriends house, you would never go up to the door, you would be waiting at the 7-11 for her to come back and get you..

and remember.. bro's before hoe's

[WEBB]

1st, if you met a girl, and then followed her to her boyfriends house, you would never go up to the door, you would be waiting at the 7-11 for her to come back and get you

my thoughts exactly.

where is the BS flag on this one.