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[Alex Rodriguez]

if that happens to me i doubt i'll live past 25........

chicks find it still cute at 23.

[Alex Rodriguez]

idk......dude that's what steph said......and i'm not sure i should believe anything she ever told me......and i'm only 19 by the way....everyone thinks i'm older than i am even if they've never seen me apparently

how old was the girl u were crazy bout?

[RuhlFreak55]

she's 19 too......

[Evil Predator]

chicks find it still cute at 23.

Well, you keep being 'cute'...

I'll keep sleeping with hot chicks...

Ruhl, if you listen to this guy, you'll be smokin' pole in a roadside cafe for cheeseburgers in no time. Trust me, go with the whore.

[QuieTSToRM33]

Ruhl, if you listen to this guy, you'll be smokin' pole in a roadside cafe for cheeseburgers in no time. Trust me, go with the whore.

hahahaha .........

[RuhlFreak55]

well they find it i dunno if the word is cute.......weird kinda......and they giggle and shit but none of them ever fix the problem....kinda like last semester when i had never drank........now this girl at the house i party at remembers better than me how many times i've been drunk...which is up to six

[Alex Rodriguez]

Well, you keep being 'cute'...

I'll keep sleeping with hot chicks...

Ruhl, if you listen to this guy, you'll be smokin' pole in a roadside cafe for cheeseburgers in no time. Trust me, go with the whore.

yeah and all the hot chicks u paid... look ruhl, chicks like sex just as much as guys... i don't think it bothers women as much as it bothers men at ur age to be a virgin. Anyways most women hate virgins at 40 because most of em are total losers. U will understand when u become 40 years old.

[Evil Predator]

yeah and all the hot chicks u paid... look ruhl, chicks like sex just as much as guys... i don't think it bothers women as much as it bothers men at ur age to be a virgin. Anyways most women hate virgins at 40 because most of em are total losers. U will understand when u become 40 years old.

If sarcasm was a glove, i'd have slapped you in the face with it, and you still wouldnt have got it. Congrats on nothing.

Your advice sucks. Ruhl needs to get under some hot drunk university slut. Make that shit happen ruhl.

[Myka]

wow...webb just kind of abandoned us...

[Myka]

Im looking at MTSU (TN) anyone know of it

[RuhlFreak55]

webb had to help lil taylor study.....

[Evil Predator]

wow...webb just kind of abandoned us...

hmmmm... sex with a hot chick, or talk to you guys?

Did I mention I wont be here tomorrow night

[RuhlFreak55]

Im looking at MTSU (TN) anyone know of it

yeah i wanted to mold a team out of nothing on NCAA football and i picked them because they hadn't won a game in like three years

[Myka]

yeah i wanted to mold a team out of nothing on NCAA football and i picked them because they hadn't won a game in like three years

Haha...really?

I dont care about gay football(my personal opinion please dont start with me) There rugby team is DI...is that good?

[RuhlFreak55]

someone post damnit......i'm going to bed if no one starts talking

[RuhlFreak55]

Haha...really?

I dont care about gay football(my personal opinion please dont start with me) There rugby team is DI...is that good?

dunno.......

[Myka]

hmmmm... sex with a hot chick, or talk to you guys?

He actually usually chooses us...liltaylor was on here complaining about it...

[Myka]

If someone walks down the hall singing and it is echoing...Is it justifiable to murder them?

[RuhlFreak55]

that's true she was one time

[RuhlFreak55]

If someone walks down the hall singing and it is echoing...Is it justifiable to murder them?

in a dorm? after 11? **** yes...murder the bastards....

[Myka]

is it usually quiet around that time at your dorm ruhl?

[Myka]

people are usually loud around here til at least 2am

[RuhlFreak55]

yeah....if someone wakes me up after i'm asleep i'll more often than not run out into the hall (in my underwear) and yell at their ass

[RuhlFreak55]

people are usually loud around here til at least 2am

i would castrate them all

[Myka]

yeah....if someone wakes me up after i'm asleep i'll more often than not run out into the hall (in my underwear) and yell at their ass

ROFL...what do they do?

[RuhlFreak55]

they run......sometimes i get drunk ones that fall.....and then i drag them roughly to the end of the hall and tell them to stay the **** out of my hall when i'm trying to sleep

[Alex Rodriguez]

i'm going to sleep... peace out.

[RuhlFreak55]

they're always little small ****ers........and i'm not that small at all......and i'm always mean.....

[Myka]

they run......sometimes i get drunk ones that fall.....and then i drag them roughly to the end of the hall and tell them to stay the **** out of my hall when i'm trying to sleep

ROFL that is awesome...drunk and falling...the hilarious images!!!.

[RuhlFreak55]

lol...yeah it's funny

[RuhlFreak55]

KyWilli2063: it's settled all the guys say buy a hooker
Auto response from stephb05: haha Aaron's drunk and its hilarious

stephb05: so do it
stephb05: get herpes
stephb05: and watch your dick fall off
KyWilli2063: herpes doesn't make one's dick fall off
stephb05: oh gosh
stephb05: you're in one of those moods
KyWilli2063: i have "moods"?
KyWilli2063: what mood would this be?
stephb05: the one where you take everything technically
stephb05: like i don't frickin ass know what herpes does
KyWilli2063: oh.....
KyWilli2063: well mom used to scare the kids by telling us if he have sex our dicks will fall off....so that's not funny to me
stephb05: gross
stephb05: your mom is weird
KyWilli2063: yep
KyWilli2063: shit i'm sure my dad would even find out how to set that up the next time we're in Nevada......
KyWilli2063: i find it interesting how girls seem to think it's "cute" that guys are virgins.....but then they don't want to ever help fix the problem.......that's happened too many times
stephb05: haha
stephb05: yes that is ironic
KyWilli2063: so your ex for the moment is drunk eh
KyWilli2063: i bet you breaking up with him is just one big game to **** with him
KyWilli2063: or maybe a big lie to **** with my head i don't know
stephb05: oh gosh
stephb05: its neither actually
KyWilli2063: well i'd get drunk if i was too stupid to keep a girl like you too
KyWilli2063: actually i'd prolly do one better
stephb05: oh gosh
stephb05: yeah right
KyWilli2063: i'm going to get a hammer and beat into your head that your worthy of every guy that walks the damn earth......and yes......this is a true statement....that gets annoying
stephb05: haha
stephb05: good one
KyWilli2063: that's your whole problem, that's why you push people away......and it's dumb......and i'm thinkin this reflects way to perfectly back at me actually
Auto response from stephb05: still waiting for the climax of my day

stephb05 returned at 11:02:30 PM.
stephb05: yeah so you getting mad at me isn't really you mad at me
stephb05: its you mad at yourself
KyWilli2063: well it's both, but yes
stephb05: haha
stephb05: yeah so zip it
stephb05 is away at 11:03:58 PM.
KyWilli2063: nope.....i just recognize it cause you do the exact same thing as me.......even though YOU have no reason to
Auto response from stephb05: still waiting for the climax of my day

KyWilli2063: what the hell does that away message mean? did you get a **** buddy while i had you blocked?
stephb05: you had me blocked? what?
KyWilli2063: yeah like you didn't know
KyWilli2063: whatever
stephb05: when did you block me?
stephb05: this is funny
KyWilli2063: obviously i should have blocked you longer then
KyWilli2063: cuase it didn't have the desired effect
stephb05: oh you were punishing me?
stephb05: i didn't even know you did it
KyWilli2063: no not punishing......i know you want to get rid of me anyway
KyWilli2063: cause i'm and idiot right? and i'm too big and i'm not religious.....what a loser i am right?
stephb05: oh gosh
stephb05: please stop
KyWilli2063: no i want to cry i want to break down and just lose it.....then either, a. i'll stop liking you.....or b. (open to suggestions, i can't think of anything)
stephb05: kyle just stop
stephb05: you put way too much into this
KyWilli2063: and see you don't want that.....
KyWilli2063: damnit......quick giving me reason
stephb05: ???
KyWilli2063: i put too much into everything.......you're showing me you care by saying that....which thoretically you don't
KyWilli2063: or maybe i just can't differentiate between friends and more......i don't know
stephb05: i don't want anyone to cry bc of me
stephb05: i care about anyone crying over something i did
KyWilli2063: WHY?! everyone should cry over you damnit.....shit everyone should cry for you, you're wonderful and can't realize it, and wont let anyone that thinks that you are in
KyWilli2063: so how do i get in......do i try to think you're ugly and not worthy of me? i mean how can i get through to you
stephb05: you don't need to get through to me
KyWilli2063: yeah i do, even in the event that i'm "just a friend" or not even a friend for that matter....it's my duty to make you understand one thing.....that you are a wonderful beautiful girl deserving of the best there is

[RuhlFreak55]

where you at newkid?

[Myka]

wow you are being really passionate...tell her to get msn...I really want to join in please...let me help...I respect that you consider us your bros and can say personal stuff on there...

[RuhlFreak55]

eveytime i think i have her cornered she gets away....how does she do that

[RuhlFreak55]

stephb05: well thank you
stephb05: i believe you
stephb05: all settled?
KyWilli2063: no you don't you've never given in that easy before......you're just trying to stop me because you don't want to deal with it
stephb05: i don't need to deal with it
stephb05: that is not important
KyWilli2063: you can't possibly fathom how frustrating this is
stephb05: oh i'm equally frustrated
stephb05: and pitying you for devoting your effort to this
stephb05: you could have your space empire by now
KyWilli2063: maybe i'd rather have you
stephb05: but you won't have me
stephb05: so go after the space empire
stephb05: and a queen will follow you
KyWilli2063: why can't you just be reasonable
stephb05: you are unreasonable
KyWilli2063: how so?
KyWilli2063: cause i like you? god forbid
KyWilli2063: yea that's such an unreasonable thing to feel for you......how could i have been so stupid.....oh that's right.....you're everything i could ever hope for......
stephb05: kyle stop
stephb05: i'm not what you think i am
stephb05: i think you've made things up
stephb05: you've made me up
KyWilli2063: and i just love this one.......
stephb05: uuuugh
KyWilli2063: no i haven't why can't you just accept that i've seen the real you and that's what i like? why is that so hard to believe?
KyWilli2063: so you think that in the event you gave me this chance or whatever i'll jus be disappointed and hurt you
KyWilli2063: i'm not an asshole, i would never do that
stephb05: kyle stop
stephb05: just save your energy
stephb05: we go in circles every night
KyWilli2063: no no....for once....i want honest responses to the last two things i said before the asshole thing

[Myka]

I can tell she has obvious self esteem issues...which is part of the reason she plays games...not just becuase shes mean...

[Myka]

see if she will agree to resolve this tonight...

[RuhlFreak55]

I can tell she has obvious self esteem issues...which is part of the reason she plays games...not just becuase shes mean...

yeah....i'm trying to help her......i doubt i'm doing any good though

[RuhlFreak55]

stephb05: i can accept your opinion and appreciate it, you are the one that doesn't think i accept it
stephb05: and no i don't think you would do that
stephb05: but i do think you wouldn't be as infatuated
KyWilli2063: but you're wrong there
stephb05: okay then you will be
stephb05: regardless
stephb05: no diff
KyWilli2063: yeah well in the other event i get to show it a little more.
KyWilli2063: and then maybe make you believe to
KyWilli2063: too*
stephb05: nope
KyWilli2063: you are soooo damn stubborn......how the hell long do i get to do this before i get anything out of it at all
KyWilli2063: i know why you dont' want to get rid of me now.....it's because although you want to deny it i make you feel much better about yourself than you usually do, i compliment you and call you beautiful.......i can see that now
stephb05: kyle
stephb05: just stop
stephb05: and i'm taking a shower now
KyWilli2063: uuuugghhh
KyWilli2063: damnit steph
stephb05: okay bye
KyWilli2063: bye

[RuhlFreak55]

damnit......i've never wanted to help someone like this......dunno why i feel this way......crap, i just can't get through to her