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[Taj Mahal]

I went to Big Lots and I had to act up
When I seen this slut that had a fat butt
I followed her to her spot and hid in the back shrubs
And that's when I noticed that her window was half shut
Wit my 1's strapped up. . . I crept thru the crack
Then taped the bítch up. . and crept thru her crack

[kloter1]

tru dat nugga

[kloter1]

bout to roll out and head to sleep

[Taj Mahal]

Bítches in the street lookin like they ain't got brains
So I get em in the truck, GIMME SOME BRAAAAINS!
Bout to pull myself a li'l hood slut
Treat em like Pizza Hut: Gather 'Round The Good Stuff!
It's on the box, bítch! Get my cock licked!
Bout to get this bítch all wit the chop sticks
In the coochie cuz she an Asian hoe
Bout to pull'er yo, bring'er back to the house, break'er off
Slow! Yeah, maybe fast bout to get up in that ass
I don't give a fúck I give that coochie a massive thrash!. . .

[kloter1]

supid ass post rule is treatared

[Taj Mahal]

later gator

[Taj Mahal]

You could be a doo-doo head boo, and still have fun!

[Taj Mahal]

I make your VAN FLIP, off the VAN WYCK,
they be like where the VAN WENT? it VAN-ISHED!!!!"

[Taj Mahal]

Talkin' BIG shyt in a scrapper goin' hellaa dummy..."

[bonerdonor]

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

[Taj Mahal]

head count....

[Taj Mahal]

thats the spirit!

[Taj Mahal]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Taj Mahal]

i was gone

[Taj Mahal]

now im back

[Taj Mahal]

i know you all missed me

[Taj Mahal]

my knee hurts

[Taj Mahal]

surgery

[Taj Mahal]

5 people here

[Taj Mahal]

im the only one talking

[Taj Mahal]

its cool tho

[Taj Mahal]

im lonely

[Taj Mahal]

Naomi that big booty white chick. Don't know what movie it was from but it was gooood

[Taj Mahal]

Go Cavs

[Taj Mahal]

Beat The Wizards

[Taj Mahal]

Now On To The Pistons...

[Taj Mahal]

BootyTalk #31....The scene with Silk........

[Taj Mahal]

man, this whole school thing is starting to bother me. im in my second year of college and im starting to notice some things, that just piss me off.

[Taj Mahal]

like i get up 9:00, get dressed etc, leave house get to class at 10:00. sit down, 15 minutes into class im yawning. wtf..i just woke up? is it me or this bummy ass teacher?

[Taj Mahal]

i go to buy books, instead of getting the new one, i decide to get a used book which is $50!!!...for a used book that looks like it went through hell and back!!! sh!t just doesnt make sense to me.

[Taj Mahal]

the college school system is a scam!!

[Taj Mahal]

sometimes i can feel the life being drained from my body. by the time i get out of college i'll be a lifeless shell.

[Taj Mahal]

i should just drop out and sell drugs.

[Taj Mahal]

im gonna stay, its for the best that i do.

[Taj Mahal]

or worse, when you buy a new book for 150 bucks, then go to sell it back at the end of the semester and get $2.75 for it, OR they wont take it back because there is a new edition out.

[Taj Mahal]

The one thing that really irks me is when you get a GA (because the classes are filled) and they give sh*tty notes or can't conduct a class without sounding like an idiot. I got that problem this semester in my Sociology class and it is driving me crazy.

[Taj Mahal]

Aside from that I got no problems with college life. Its too easy to complain about and too much fun to hate on. The only beef I get is with professors or with GA's who are either just plain stupid or think they know EVERYTHING, but after that college life is too easy. I live on campus abou 650 miles away from my home on top of that. I laugh when I see people who can't handle being on they own and away from mommy and daddy. Shut up and man up n*gga! just kidding, but sometimes its just ridiculous when I see how some of these people struggle over nothing.

[Taj Mahal]

The problem with some students is that they don't know how to make the classes work for them. You have to realize that your paying for an education to better your situation when you graduate. Classes are just part of the grind, but you can't let it get boring.

[Taj Mahal]

"Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Taj Mahal]

Guess who's back in the mothafukkin house, with a fat d!ck for your mothafukkin mouth!!