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  1. 05-17-2007, 12:39 PM #120641
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    [QUOTE=WEBB]are you hitting on me....i aint your type...i like girls...


    no u dont

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    [quote=getnjakked]
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    are you hitting on me....i aint your type...i like girls...


    no u dont


    He does too! He trades makeup and underwear with em.
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    Did you know?

    I know religion is not a good topic but I just learned this and think it's important: Everyone knows the story of the three wisemen but did you know:

    Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.



    Remember: Chuck Norris Rules!!! everyone else drooles
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    Theres no chin behind chuck's beard only another fist
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    Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
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    When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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    Chuck Norris ate a rubiks cube and pooped it out solved.
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    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesnt push up... He pushes the world down..
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    The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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    Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad Chuck never cries.
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    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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    If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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    The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was Gary Coleman. He has not grown since.
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    When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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    i piss on chuck norris with my morning glory
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    i piss on chuck norris with my morning glory
    And then Fosk has to add something. . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    i piss on chuck norris with my morning glory
    Be careful Foskamink! and remember, if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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    what the hell is going on here???????
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    I REALLY MISS all the other whores!!!!!
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    no love........
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    Well of course I love you guys but you know what I mean.
  25. 05-17-2007, 06:14 PM #120665
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    Chuck Norris licks taint. Enough with that bullshit.
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    Screwed up my back the other day; haven't lifted in two days; its almost 12:30 and I'm still at my damn office. I got here at 8 a.m. On the plus side, I billed out $2,400.
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    Oh, chasquido!
  28. 05-17-2007, 10:26 PM #120668
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    I'm going home; see you whores tomorrow. Also, Webb I got that PM you sent and I think you are a great guy but I'm not interested. Sorry to hear about your problem as well. Perhaps some cialis can clear that up? And yes, I do think it would be weird if you dressed up like a unicorn and posted pics of yoursef.

    Night all.
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  30. 05-18-2007, 07:22 AM #120670
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    Chuck Norris licks taint. Enough with that bullshit.

    Morning sunshine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dangerdan
    I'm going home; see you whores tomorrow. Also, Webb I got that PM you sent and I think you are a great guy but I'm not interested. Sorry to hear about your problem as well. Perhaps some cialis can clear that up? And yes, I do think it would be weird if you dressed up like a unicorn and posted pics of yoursef.

    Night all.
    Dan, i tihnk your already sleeping man....cause your dreaming if you think i would PM you asking for help...not going to happen...ever...although i am sure you know more about cialis than anyone...
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    Mornin webb, how ya doin??
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    not bad Roid, you?
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    Good..getting excited about taking my first run of gh.
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    nice man, i still havent made the venture there...but one day i will...soon i hope...
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    wakey wakey motherfvckers
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    wakey wakey motherfvckers

    Damn storm, always waking me up.
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  39. 05-18-2007, 10:45 AM #120679
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    Dan, i tihnk your already sleeping man....cause your dreaming if you think i would PM you asking for help...not going to happen...ever...although i am sure you know more about cialis than anyone...
    It was kinda late last night.
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