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    Ive tried bear too but that tastes like a bucket of shyt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    I actually knew a guy that claimed he jumped out of a tree onto a deer and eventually killed it with a knife. What a bunch of horseshit!
    WTF....but that would be kool tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    WTF....but that would be kool tho
    It would be but you know how strong a deer is?? Even with a person on its back it could still jump 6-8ft up and try holding on during that!! Unless it was a fawn or something.

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    Mooo?

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    WOW, 2270 posts in one thread..hotdawg.

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    Im thinking its time for lunch..

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    Maybe a double meat chicken sub.

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    I want shrimp, wine and a blowjob

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    I wish a bunch of muslim dudes would come to my house rite now and try to kill , Im so ****ing bored.....

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Maybe a double meat chicken sub.
    Mmmmmm, leftover lasagna and chicken parm for me. Yum.

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    i'm gonna whore to 3000 before I leave work today. LOL

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    Code Name: Mission Impossible

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    Anybody wake up in the morning, put your clothes on, but feel small? That happened to me today. Startst my day off on a bad note.

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    Plus my car fukuin broke down 1 mile away from work. I had to walk.

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    Sucky ass pontiac american made car.

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    From now on I only get foreign made cars.

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    Smiggidy-Smak, there should be some rule that for every 10 whore posts, you gotta do one good one. So, can you drink whinny?

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    no vipers, no escalades, well maybe a escalade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    I want shrimp, wine and a blowjob
    On second thought, Ill have what hes having.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    Smiggidy-Smak, there should be some rule that for every 10 whore posts, you gotta do one good one. So, can you drink whinny?
    lol!!! ok here's mine.

    I wanna do a cycle of dballz. Someone gimme a site now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMYL_GR8
    Mmmmmm, leftover lasagna and chicken parm for me. Yum.
    I used to love lasagna but now the cheese is too much for me. I dont even like a lot of cheese on pizza.

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    Here's a joke.

    "What do you do with a hurt wasp"?

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    Still typing away at this paper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Here's a joke.

    "What do you do with a hurt wasp"?

    What?

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    Give up....

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    What?

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    You take it to the "Waspital"


    ROFLLLLLLLLLL

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    I give up, what?

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    I got that one from the laffy taffy wrapper I was jus eating. Man that's hysterical

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    You take it to the "Waspital"


    ROFLLLLLLLLLL


    omg.. I pity the fool that tells a bad joke..

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    I think thats the worst joke ever Smak

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    How about this one. Why dont sharks eat clowns?

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    lol thanks, but didn't u guys get alittle chuckle from it?

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    Give up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhova16
    How about this one. Why dont sharks eat clowns?
    Porque?

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    A guy goes up to a lady taking the tickets at a counter for the airlines. He walks up and she says "Tickets please" Just then he opens his rain coat and flashes her..guess what she says.

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    ????????????????????????

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    Why hova? I give up...

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    B/c they taste funny

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