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    but I'll post a thread I started the other day

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    That would suck if they deleted this thread It's an anabolic member all its own
    i hope not, helps the time pass at work.

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    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
    still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
    and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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    Still looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
    still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
    and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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    Found a bunch but they are too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Still looking.

    Watcha looking for

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    Gotta go in less than 10

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    oh yeah............. jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Watcha looking for

    Was looking for more jokes.

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    Need to hit 1800 before I go.

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    Shouldnt be too hard.

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    going

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    good michael jack-o jokes!

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    whats the diff between michael jackson and zits?


    zits dont cum on your face till your 14..

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    more jokes! lets make up stupid ones..

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    1800 feels like I have been here before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    whats the diff between michael jackson and zits?


    zits dont cum on your face till your 14..

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    Sorry Doc, I am getting outta here. Have fun...

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    1800 feels like I have been here before.
    wel you will c tomorow if any are taken away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Sorry Doc, I am getting outta here. Have fun...
    it was fun! c u soon roid attack.

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    i like scotch!

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    i like lamps!

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    purple monkey dishwasher!!!!! red ape bus-boy!!!! blue baboon waitress!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    i like lamps!
    You trying to win the 'AR Whore Crown'?

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    ok i thiink i got mypost whoring out of my system! i amused myself to boredom and tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifto
    You trying to win the 'AR Whore Crown'?
    no. usualy i never whore, but i am having a real slow boring dayat work, it is keeping me going

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    I see.

    Well I'v done working and I'm relaxing watching TV eating. May have a little nap soon.

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    I'm still at work dammit

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I'm still at work dammit
    me too!! i can leave, but its my bussiness so if i do, i just end up f*cking myself. today is the longest day of the entire year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    me too!! i can leave, but its my bussiness so if i do, i just end up f*cking myself. today is the longest day of the entire year.

    Why the longest day

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    no bussiness,just me sitting and staring at the walls. i also did a morning shift at another office,so i have been working since 8 am and i don't finish until 7pm or later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    no bussiness,just me sitting and staring at the walls. i also did a morning shift at another office,so i have been working since 8 am and i don't finish until 7pm or later
    Ouch!

    Il be in bed soon.....

    ZZZzzzzzz........



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    Quote Originally Posted by Swifto
    Ouch!

    Il be in bed soon.....

    ZZZzzzzzz........


    then after this i have to go lift, no time to breathe!!

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    as soon as i bitch, wouldn't you know to patients came in my door!ahh the universe provides!!!

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    right i'am off to bed now

    going down to liverpool tomorrow so i won't be on to whore for a while

    so no making shit up bigguns while iam gone

    off over to your side of the uk matrixguy dam them scouse chick's love my accent

    catch all you bro's later peace out

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    right i'am off to bed now

    going down to liverpool tomorrow so i won't be on to whore for a while

    so no making shit up bigguns while iam gone

    off over to your side of the uk matrixguy dam them scouse chick's love my accent

    catch all you bro's later peace out
    Cya later

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