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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Driving Test Question

    You are driving along a two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass?







    Which is the correct choice?
    don't pass him, run him over!

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    Its a pict of a tiny blond with super short, super tight shorts on her bike.

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    None of my picts will come through now.

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    i didn't get the picture!damn it!

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    i want to see the girl!

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    anyone have any cool plans for the weekend?

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    looks like everyone is gone! where did you all go.

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    fjejdfjdlksfjlksdcnldcnlkdsjvcopoewiepoifpe( this is what happens when you hit random keys quickly)

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    Sorry about the pict. Shes hot, and the answer is why take any chances? Hell, I would stay behind her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    roidattack, to answer your question about chiropractic, some chiro's are just like post whores, they want more numbers, sio they keep people coming back again and again. i do that sometimes when an innsurance company is fromting the bill, but if it is coming out of somebodys pocket, i never do that. just enough until they are better.

    I used to see a chiropractor 3-4 times a week for almost a year and felt great when I left but had to keep coming back....I finally got frustrated and started weaning off and then just stopped going

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    I've still have back probs I take glucosumine and chondroitan and pop my own neck and back might not be the safest remedy but it has worked ok for about 5 yars now

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    My neck feels good right now but its funny when I do certain exercises it feels funny. Doesnt really hurt.

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    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    Mace will do that to you

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    i just have the wife walk on it

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    ha, i started a new page :P

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    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
    Everyone has the same DNA

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    i crack my own neck all the time, you will be fine. 3 to 4 times a week is too much!he should have cut your visists back to once a month after you started to feel better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    Mace will do that to you
    Very good.

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    Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A different bar


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    Quote Originally Posted by devil1
    i just have the wife walk on it
    if i can't get someone to adjust me, i have someone walk on me. it helps too

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A different bar

    hahahah that i like!

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    What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
    They're hiring

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    what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?








    el-if-I-know

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    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
    Get another old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
    Everyone has the same DNA
    scary thing is that joke may have some truth to it. lot of inbreeding in those parts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
    Everyone has the same DNA
    HA HA HA HA

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
    They're hiring

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    scary thing is that joke may have some truth to it. lot of inbreeding in those parts...

    My ladies mother lives in Ark. We went to visit. Holy spit. Lots of inbreeding there too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
    Get another old lady to yell *BINGO*!
    why do the elderly love bingo so much? seems kind of boring!

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    [B] i am very offended for the women on this board since there are VERY few of them that you use the term WHORE for any reason!!!! SEND PM's That isnt what this forum is for, or so I've been told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fa! irytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

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    a man walks into his friends backyard and sees his dog licking his balls. the man says "i wish i could do that" his friend replies "if you give hime a biscuit he might let you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by largerthanlife
    [B] i am very offended for the women on this board since there are VERY few of them that you use the term WHORE for any reason!!!! SEND PM's That isnt what this forum is for, or so I've been told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    hahahahaha, are you serious?

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    ok fellas... I rarely do much whoring... mind if I join in??

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    My ladies mother lives in Ark. We went to visit. Holy spit. Lots of inbreeding there too.
    lots of area's are like that, parts of south carolins, georgia... i love the south, i lived there for a few years, but man, there are are alot of fcked up people there that are products of there environment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil1
    a man walks into his friends backyard and sees his dog licking his balls. the man says "i wish i could do that" his friend replies "if you give hime a biscuit he might let you"

    good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by largerthanlife
    [B] i am very offended for the women on this board since there are VERY few of them that you use the term WHORE for any reason!!!! SEND PM's That isnt what this forum is for, or so I've been told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by largerthanlife
    [B] i am very offended for the women on this board since there are VERY few of them that you use the term WHORE for any reason!!!! SEND PM's That isnt what this forum is for, or so I've been told!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    you whore.

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    yes, welcome herc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heracles74
    ok fellas... I rarely do much whoring... mind if I join in??
    by all means.

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