Shot my cat in the face.

[cfiler]

Well, I'm loosing myself control. My girlfriends cat is driving me up the wall.
Yesterday I shot it in the face, and don't know what I'll do next to it.

I was getting ready to play airsoft. Getting my gear on, and filling up my propane
cartridges. I just finished loading some ammo (plastic bbs) into a springer pistol.
Out of nowhere, the cat jumps up and scratches my arm. It then starts hissing at me
for no reason. As it does this, it knocked the bag of bbs out of my hand, and all over the
floor. 1500 bbs scatter all over the living room. So, I take the freshly loaded springer gun,
and fire at the cat. I hit the thing in the ass from about 15 feet. It goes and starts scrating
on my stereo speaker now, because it knows that pisses me off. So I fire again at the cat,
and hit it right in the face. The cat falls over, and runs under the couch. Then I can hear the
cat crying. I do not feel bad about doing it, that cat deserves it, and so much more.

Its a stupid little beast. I've tried convincing my girlfirend to get rid of it, and she wouldn't.
I'm allergic to it, plus it is mean and smelly too. It's constantly ripping up toilet paper, and spreading
it around the appartment.

I can't convince my girlfriend to get rid of it. She keeps saying "If you love me, you wouldn't ask
for me to get rid of my baby." The cat is eight years old, severly over weight (30lbs), smelly, stupid,
and mean. No matter what I say, she will not budge. It's at the point now, where I am ready to
deal with the cat by myself.

So, should I take it to a vet, and have it put down? Give to the Pet Adoption Center or what?
What should I tell my girlfriend "Sorry, but I shot your cat" ?

[Myka]

why does she want any animal living in her house...other humans are bad enough

[~fuelforfire~]

lol hows the cat doing? and i dunno just get rid of the thing, tell her you havent seen it, and start acting like you really like it before gettin rid of it, so she wont suspect anything haha

[USfighterFC]

LMAO that whole story cracked me up. Wow I havent laughed that hard in a while. Keep the cat around I wanna hear some more stories.

[zimmy]

dump the cat in a neighborhood a good 10 miles away ...it will either find a new home , die... or go home again alot skinnier :P

[Rob]

if theres ONE thing i hate, its animal cruelty......

[USfighterFC]

if theres ONE thing i hate, its animal cruelty......

Yeah I agree I have a soft spot in me for animals, dont kill the lil fvcker. Just throw some water on it or someshit, cats hate water but at least it wont be hurt.

[farrebarre]

give it some clen /eca for wheight loss

[BlueAndromeda73]

lol that story made my day

[Brazil]

give it some clen/eca for wheight loss

I LIKE THAT IDEA! but then that thing ell be running around going crazy!

DO iT DO iT

[Brazil]

that reminds me of something i did to cat once. We were all tripping out and gave the cat some acid. For a while it went running around atcking at random then started to mellow out. We got out a flashlight and it would jsut keep walking into the light. We shine in its eyes and it kept walking slowly toward the light. The cat was never the same!
ahahhahahah

[farrebarre]

ive heard if u put mustard on its a-hole/glans it will run around like crazy and die.. try that sounds like fun, videotape it n put it on the forum

[Brazil]

my stepdad always put elastic bands on my cats tail At the time a i thought it was mean but now its quiet funny! They go nuts run up the wall and everything

[Puffader]

Adopt a adult chow chow. They HATE cats and it will be all over....Let the Chow do your dirty work. Then when she tells you to get rid of the cat killer, use her line "If you love me, you wouldn't ask for me to get rid of my baby."

[BARLOW]

put some rat poision inb its food....it die...BE LIKE OMG! IT HAD A STROKE!
the end.

[SwoleCat]

That is a pretty f*cked up thing to do.

Your girl should report you to the SPCA.

~SC~

[Booz]

i hate fvckin cats.....................they do nothin but shit in my garden...........

[RA]

Well, I'm loosing myself control. My girlfriends cat is driving me up the wall.
Yesterday I shot it in the face, and don't know what I'll do next to it.

I was getting ready to play airsoft. Getting my gear on, and filling up my propane
cartridges. I just finished loading some ammo (plastic bbs) into a springer pistol.
Out of nowhere, the cat jumps up and scratches my arm. It then starts hissing at me
for no reason. As it does this, it knocked the bag of bbs out of my hand, and all over the
floor. 1500 bbs scatter all over the living room. So, I take the freshly loaded springer gun,
and fire at the cat. I hit the thing in the ass from about 15 feet. It goes and starts scrating
on my stereo speaker now, because it knows that pisses me off. So I fire again at the cat,
and hit it right in the face. The cat falls over, and runs under the couch. Then I can hear the
cat crying. I do not feel bad about doing it, that cat deserves it, and so much more.

Its a stupid little beast. I've tried convincing my girlfirend to get rid of it, and she wouldn't.
I'm allergic to it, plus it is mean and smelly too. It's constantly ripping up toilet paper, and spreading
it around the appartment.

I can't convince my girlfriend to get rid of it. She keeps saying "If you love me, you wouldn't ask
for me to get rid of my baby." The cat is eight years old, severly over weight (30lbs), smelly, stupid,
and mean. No matter what I say, she will not budge. It's at the point now, where I am ready to
deal with the cat by myself.

So, should I take it to a vet, and have it put down? Give to the Pet Adoption Center or what?
What should I tell my girlfriend "Sorry, but I shot your cat" ?

Carry a tuna sandwich in your pocket.

[oldman]

I dislike cats but to harm an animal for no reason is sick. Sure I chase our cats around the house but I never shoot them. put mustand on their ass, give them rat poisen.. You know they say that most serial killers start off by hurting animals and eventually get bored and go on to hurt and kill people.. hmmmm. I see a few headlines in the making for some of you folks.


~Old

[BEER WHORE]

That is a pretty f*cked up thing to do.

Your girl should report you to the SPCA.

~SC~

I think Sc this is the only man on here with some sense. you should never hurt things that cant fight back childern ,small animals.

[farrebarre]

I think Sc this is the only man on here with some sense. you should never pick on things that cant fight back childern ,small animals.

well thats the entire point, if i wanna pick on something i dont wanna get my ass kicked so i pick on something smaller

















j/k

[USfighterFC]

How powerful are those springer guns?

[Myka]

I think Sc this is the only man on here with some sense.

ew...youve got some cum dripping off your chin...whipe that off whore

[BEER WHORE]

well thats the entire point, if i wanna pick on something i dont wanna get my ass kicked so i pick on something smaller




















j/k

Thats being a pussy. LOL I dont agree. even fights are more fun

[NOREGRETS]

Cats are disgusting animals, I would have her get rid of the cat or you can always get another girl.

[RA]

LMAO that whole story cracked me up. Wow I havent laughed that hard in a while. Keep the cat around I wanna hear some more stories.

Agreed. This is the stuff that makes like interesting.

[BEER WHORE]

The cat is eight years old, severly over weight (30lbs), smelly, stupid,

is this true 30lbs wow i have a cat that weighs 14lbs and he is really fat. and yes he is smelly lazy and dirty. kindaof like his owner..jk

[RA]

BUT if I had a cat that was mean and always scratching me, he would probably end up in the clay pigeon launcher.

[SnaX]

That thing sounds evil. I can understand how upset you would get for the thing scratching you. And since you lost it, shouldn't have gone past shooting it in the butt. My neighbor keeps a water spray bottle for his cat when it missbehaves. But it's an animal what do you expect? lol

But no more, because im sure it won't bother you anymore now that you nearly blew its head off.
And don't tell her you did that cause itll cause trouble. But if she asks why its acting like it has brain damage, then tell her the truth.

[NOREGRETS]

You might want to try psychological warfare. Just put one of these in it's kitty litter box. Kitty cat will get the picture.

[BOBBY D]

hahaha.. this is to funny.. some cats just have the most devilish personalities.

[BARLOW]

dude....cats fight back!!
vicious sons of bitches
just throw it out of the house while shes gone
let him back in when she gets home, if still there......

[cfiler]

How powerful are those springer guns?

About 150 fps, with a plastic 6mm bb. Doesn't break the skin. My gas one is rigged to 350 fps, and that one would break the skin.

[cfiler]

I picked the cat up, and stood on the bathroom scale holding it. We weighted 239. I weight 211 by myself, so it's about 28 lbs I guess. The thing is so big, that it can't clean itself, so it sticks. It's also a long hair cat, and sheds TONS of fur all over the place.

It looks like a hairy Jabba the Hut. When I'm home from work, I'll take pictures of it, and post the bastard up on here.

[Puffader]

BTW, I hate dirty fat pussy's...

[hauss man]

puff your crazy thats the best kind

[24labor]

Yeah I agree I have a soft spot in me for animals, dont kill the lil fvcker. Just throw some water on it or someshit, cats hate water but at least it wont be hurt.

Don't be so sure my cat comes in the shower with me and gets the carpet wet running through the house.

[24labor]

That is a pretty f*cked up thing to do.


~SC~

no doubt I love my cat it used to have an something wrong with its colon or somethign and shit a lot on the carpet most would have gotten rid of it but it stopped after a while its all good

[taiboxa]

just put him in the freezer.. that keeps them under ctrl

[Myka]

what does a crying cat sound like???