quick joke

[GQ-Bouncer]

Bank Ettiquette -

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."

So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager, "and this b!tch is giving you a hard time?"


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You know you liked it, dont even try to hide it

[taiboxa]

its funnykuz its true

[novicenovicen]

That was fuc.k.in awesome!

[mwolffey]

lol...very true

[farrebarre]

[farrebarre]

a duck walks into a bar-

duck: got bread?
bartender: no
duck: got bread?
bartender: i said no
duck: got bread?
bartender: no god damnit NO
duck: got bread?
bartender: if i hear bread one more time ill nail ur beak to the floor
duck: got nail?
bartender: no
duck: got bread?



.... lol i know it sucked

[DamnYouMSN]

booooooo

[cfiler]

I could see that happening.

[WEBB]

i heard GQ's before but i thought farre's was actually quite funny.

[farrebarre]

i heard GQ's before but i thought farre's was actually quite funny.

BOOKAAAA

[BlueAndromeda73]

lol, good stuff

[Big Broker 1]

good one GQ

[QuieTSToRM33]

haha

[oldman]

both were funny.. first one is more than likely a true statement


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