1. Men are like . .Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of
you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas ....... The older they get, the less
firm they are.

3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need one, but you're not
quite sure why.

5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2
off.

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
to mature.

9. Men are like ...... Mascara ...... They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .. Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ...... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not
very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.