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    Wrestling a Bear!!!

    Where I live, they are having a challenge of who can pin a bear.. the prize is $1000... I thought about maybe trying it since I have some wrestling experience placing at state and wrestling at nationals but the bears are strong as well.... there has to be a trick to it cuz i dont see anyone fighting a bear to its back? I doubt i will go in the cage with a bear but i was wondering if theres any way to take him down??

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    Its being held at Capana Jacks, a bar, go figure...... then they can get some drunks to try it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatman51
    Where I live, they are having a challenge of who can pin a bear.. the prize is $1000... I thought about maybe trying it since I have some wrestling experience placing at state and wrestling at nationals but the bears are strong as well.... there has to be a trick to it cuz i dont see anyone fighting a bear to its back? I doubt i will go in the cage with a bear but i was wondering if theres any way to take him down??
    ashhhhhhhhhhhh.....your fvcking nutz!

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    Strangest...topic...ever... Is the bear muzzled and declawed? If not you would have to be an idiot to try it. lol wow

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    I have no idea I just heard it on the radio but yea i have no idea like the size of it or what... but a bear could beat a human with not much effort i would think

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatman51
    I have no idea I just heard it on the radio but yea i have no idea like the size of it or what... but a bear could beat a human with not much effort i would think
    ahhh..you think!???

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    Well in my many years of bear wrestling experience I must tell you that you are ****ed.

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    haha you are fvcking nuts!

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    I held a captive baby bear 2 years ago and that sucker was STRONG.

    Good luck with your crazy self.

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    i saw a clip once a few years back the guy started by getting in a clinch with the bear tehn he twisted his body at a 45 degree angle and the bear moved round and he fel as he did. he wasnt a big bear by any standards probably 5ft8 but to be honest i would say theres a knack to it, like ther eis knocking out a horse. if you know it its a piece of cake.
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    its deffo worth a bag of sand tho if you ask me.

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    Hey! Ass goblin No more of that shit. You have been warned.

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    Last edited by abstrack; 05-18-2006 at 01:10 AM.

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    lol, maybe it is this kind of bear wrestling.

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    i swear i keep reading the topic as "wrestling a beer"


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    Quote Originally Posted by stee
    Hey! Ass goblin No more of that shit. You have been warned.

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    Less of the ass goblin u Nob Cheese, its not my fault you aint got a sense of Fvcking humor.

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    come on stee,play nice....

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    i know 2 guys who wrestled a bear, one was a strong man from the 70's another a world class powerlifter and champion kick boxer. both weighed 250lbs plus, both lost miserably!!! no trick to fight a bear unless you can use a gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    come on stee,play nice....
    Sorry boss, it wont happen again.
    I just thought it was funny becasue of the double meaning in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stee
    Sorry boss, it wont happen again.
    I just thought it was funny becasue of the double meaning in it.
    all good my friend, no reason to appologize

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    i swear i keep reading the topic as "wrestling a beer"

    i can wrestle that and win...actualy that not true, there have been more times the beer got the better of me!

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    There is only one way to really find out..............

    Cover yourself in honey, put on a cape and fling yourself at that bear!

    I got 100 says the bear stif arms him in three seconds..........takers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    There is only one way to really find out..............

    Cover yourself in honey, put on a cape and fling yourself at that bear!

    I got 100 says the bear stif arms him in three seconds..........takers?
    i wouldnt touch that bet, its a lock! did you know a grizzly bear has 800lbs of pressure(psi's) with one of its paws? it can knock a humans head right off there body, also, bears are fast,they can run the 40yd dash in under 4 seconds

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    hahaha, id love to see a bear run sprints in the olympics. im a good wrestler, but i dont fancy my chances against a bear, being a human being and all lol

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    Bears are far superior, they are bigger stronger fitter can run faster climb faster swim faster and if you play dead and its hungry it will eat you anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    Well in my many years of bear wrestling experience I must tell you that you are ****ed.

    Do you remember BDTR talking about wrestling a bear, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    Do you remember BDTR talking about wrestling a bear, lol.

    That or a silverback gorilla. Something fvckin retarded.

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    hehe get this on tape if you do .I want to see .....I give props to you if you do thats ballstowalls

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    its all good until the thing sits on top of you

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    I just can't see this situation ending on a positive note for you in any way, shape or form.

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    Yeah right, he'll be in the cage for 5 seconds, walk out, and say, "Man bear, you a bitch! Why you gotta be all bitting and scratchin and shiiit!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    i wouldnt touch that bet, its a lock! did you know a grizzly bear has 800lbs of pressure(psi's) with one of its paws? it can knock a humans head right off there body, also, bears are fast,they can run the 40yd dash in under 4 seconds

    That's so crazy it's funny. I wonder how much they could bench LOL, like 2500?

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    wow i wonder the liability issues that would arise if say like THE BEAR RIPS SOME DRUNK GUY TO PIECES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtienShak3
    wow i wonder the liability issues that would arise if say like THE BEAR RIPS SOME DRUNK GUY TO PIECES!
    That's when the crowd yells at the bear for biting, and scratching like a bitch. "That bears a punk.. scratchin like a bitch" just like that.

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    I think it would be difficult for a bear to lay on its back for very long if it wanted to. It does not seem to be a normal position for a bear. To hold one in that position would be extremely difficult especially if the bear was not trying as well. If your huge you may be able to hook your foot around its leg while moving towards it and trip it. Most likely it is not used to people running directly at it.
    I wouldnt go for a take down because if it is standing up it can drop a lot of weight quickly on your back. Anyway, sounds cool and good luck!
    If you do get it down, just hold it for a second and jump up with your hands in the air like you won! If you wait very long the bear will just get out of it and it will open the doors for questioning. If you just jump up like you won, and everyone starts cheering, it will be more dificult for the anouncer to stop and start discussing the amount of time the bear needed to be pinned for.

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    Do it, and tell us how it goes. If you don't post back, we'll assume that the bear ate you.

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    I could see dropping it, but not pinning it. Also I would rather fight a bear than a gorrilla.

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    Dude did you already do it?? I found this video of you so I thought it might have happened already http://www.wimp.com/wrestle/


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    if you know judo you could take that bear down

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