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    My nightly boners at work!!!

    This is starting to get annoying, I'm on cycle and work at the fire dept. We frequently get calls that require me to wake up from a sound sleep and run to the truck with a rock hard boner. It's terrible, I try to drape my shirt over it as much as possible. I could be on a scene with somebody laying in a pool of blood dead, and I'm just standing there with a boner.

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    LMFAO man. But hey I thought you gave up AAS use?

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    bwhahaha, yeah things could be worse though...u could have limp one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    LMFAO man. But hey I thought you gave up AAS use?

    That didn't go over too well, I made it 2 1/2 months. On a serious note though, they wont test guys for that unless they have a very strong reason to, like you hauled off and beat the shit out of somebody or something. It's just so damn expensive and the state doesnt wanna pay for that unless they absolutely have to

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    lol im just picturing you getting a cat out of a tree for a little girl and handing it back to her with a wood on!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    lol im just picturing you getting a cat out of a tree for a little girl and handing it back to her with a wood on!!
    terrible!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    That didn't go over too well, I made it 2 1/2 months. On a serious note though, they wont test guys for that unless they have a very strong reason to, like you hauled off and beat the shit out of somebody or something. It's just so damn expensive and the state doesnt wanna pay for that unless they absolutely have to
    You mean like spinging a boner in front of the station chief ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    This is starting to get annoying, I'm on cycle and work at the fire dept. We frequently get calls that require me to wake up from a sound sleep and run to the truck with a rock hard boner. It's terrible, I try to drape my shirt over it as much as possible. I could be on a scene with somebody laying in a pool of blood dead, and I'm just standing there with a boner.

    Hee hee I hear ya bro...

    I guess the simplest thing to do is to keep your bunker pants by your bed and jump right into them when the bell goes off... a lot of guys do that here.

    Not quite sure what else could work... maybe if you put a picture of Rosie O-Donnel by yout bunk it would kill that boner instantly?

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    LOL, pretty funnny, Today actually i feel asleep on the subway this morning and woke up with a boner!

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    Hope you don't have to give anyone the "Heimlich Maneuver", when you get one of those calls.

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    Strap it to your leg! or strap it upwards to your stomach!

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    Duct tape?

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    Wow...my computer was HELLA slow on that post...nvmd

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    That didn't go over too well, I made it 2 1/2 months. On a serious note though, they wont test guys for that unless they have a very strong reason to, like you hauled off and beat the shit out of somebody or something. It's just so damn expensive and the state doesnt wanna pay for that unless they absolutely have to
    or you are charged with sexual harassment by someone that notices your boner..

    sorry about that man..
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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    This is starting to get annoying, I'm on cycle and work at the fire dept. We frequently get calls that require me to wake up from a sound sleep and run to the truck with a rock hard boner. It's terrible, I try to drape my shirt over it as much as possible. I could be on a scene with somebody laying in a pool of blood dead, and I'm just standing there with a boner.


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