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    Walked into the Womans Bathroom at the gym

    I saw one spandex shorts ass, and realized my blunder, and exited.. I know I lost my cool and ran out like a dog with his tail between his legs..Should had stuck around and seen what else was creepin in there? like in the sauna.

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    that wasnt the wrong changin room dude... it was me in there. i wished you had come say hi

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    Naughty boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    I saw one spandex shorts ass, and realized my blunder, and exited.. I know I lost my cool and ran out like a dog with his tail between his legs..Should had stuck around and seen what else was creepin in there? like in the sauna.
    we were waitin for you in the sauna
    things were getting hot n heavy

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    most of what ya see in their ain't what u want to have 20/20 for..

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    I hate locker rooms. The people in there and just gross. And yes i'm talking about the ladies room also. I have walked in a few times. My gym was redoind the ladies room and had them useing the mens. I never saw that sighn.

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    yeah if it's anything like the men's restroom at my gym it's just a bunch of naked OLD men/women with towels in their hands.

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    dude...there is an old dude the other day who could barely walk...and he's hobbling around naked and i'm just like...jeez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    I hate locker rooms. The people in there and just gross. And yes i'm talking about the ladies room also. I have walked in a few times. My gym was redoind the ladies room and had them useing the mens. I never saw that sighn.
    damnit.. why didn't i use that excuse..???

    oh well, it's over with now..
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    The worst is when people blow dry there balls by the sink. This one blows my mind.

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    oh that's wrong... just like the old wrinkly guys air drying themselves..
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    i can't stand with the old men just shave naked....but what blows my mind is they have a towel on their shoulders!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    The worst is when people blow dry there balls by the sink. This one blows my mind.
    Why do old men think it's OK to blow dry their balls? Standing naked in a mirror with a blow dryer on your nuts??? Do they do this for attention?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    i can't stand with the old men just shave naked....but what blows my mind is they have a towel on their shoulders!
    For real why is. Why the hell cant they put it around them and cover up.

    I also dont see how they can bull shit with there junk hanging out. There just talking a way and wipping the ass crack.

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    These acts are pretty sick! Sounds like some people need to learn basic locker room etiquette...

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    Best Thread Ever! LOL

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    Did you go back to the men's room and pee sitting down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    Did you go back to the men's room and pee sitting down?

    After a real hard leg work out i have had to before.

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    Just an excuse...........Classic one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    Did you go back to the men's room and pee sitting down?
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    Ugh, man, I think every gym has one of those. Some old corbie standing there, bollock naked doing "something" in the mirror with a tiny hand towel around the shoulders.

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    my gyms real towels are not very accesible so most people just use hand towels you have not seen scary until youve seen a hairy three hundred pound man with eight inches of cloth around him.

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    lol, good post

    I go to the gym with my sister and a girl friend. I was just bitching to them about this the other day.

    I mean, I'm not scared if another guy see's my dick. But christ I don't want to see your's the entire time I am in the locker room! I am comfortable with my sexuality, but I don't want to see saggy swinging nut sacks and little peckers all over.

    If I wanted to see "Saggy Nuts and Peckers" i would get it "Saggy nuts and Peckers" wall paper in house.

    your towel is not just their to dry off. And underware will honestly not hurt to put on before walking around with a beer in your hand shooting the shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    And underware will honestly not hurt to put on before walking around with a beer in your hand shooting the shit.
    hahaha that made me chuckle

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    lol, good post

    I go to the gym with my sister and a girl friend. I was just bitching to them about this the other day.

    I mean, I'm not scared if another guy see's my dick. But christ I don't want to see your's the entire time I am in the locker room! I am comfortable with my sexuality, but I don't want to see saggy swinging nut sacks and little peckers all over.

    If I wanted to see "Saggy Nuts and Peckers" i would get it "Saggy nuts and Peckers" wall paper in house.

    your towel is not just their to dry off. And underware will honestly not hurt to put on before walking around with a beer in your hand shooting the shit.
    "Saggy nuts and Peckers"

    Try and say the 3 times fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    And underware will honestly not hurt to put on before walking around with a beer in your hand shooting the shit.
    Beer?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    And underware will honestly not hurt to put on before walking around with a beer in your hand shooting the shit.
    They leave the under wear off so no one sees their poo stains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    "Saggy nuts and Peckers"
    I can get that in wall paper?

    Hmmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    i can't stand with the old men just shave naked....but what blows my mind is they have a towel on their shoulders!
    That one is the worst... Or when people diecide to sit/stand their and have naked convorstations. My gym change room is pretty cramped. Thank god i live 2 min away from the gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    They leave the under wear off so no one sees their poo stains.

    That is nasty. So now your saying that cant wipe there ass.

    You know what that means. I will never tuch a bench in the locker room agene. They sit this bare ass on them all the time. Now with the thought that people dont wip there ass in mind.

    Dam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    most of what ya see in their ain't what u want to have 20/20 for..
    Do the women do that? Like blow dry their cooch?
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    Ex Michigan State Football coach George Perles locker used to be right next to mine at my old gym. It wasn't a nice site. I think he just went into the steam room then came out and sat on the couch watching tv sitting on his towel not covered up.. Here is what he looks like:


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    There are f*cked up people in the locker room. They stare and gawk at you.

    Today I was changing and some guy asked me why I had circles drawn on my hip with a sharpie marker. I told him that my girlfriend outlined the ventrogluteal injection site so I would know the exact place to make the injection.

    This is not the type of conversation that you want to have with another dude while you are changing. He should not have even been looking in the first place...

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    He was checking out your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    That is nasty. So now your saying that cant wipe there ass.

    You know what that means. I will never tuch a bench in the locker room agene. They sit this bare ass on them all the time. Now with the thought that people dont wip there ass in mind.

    Dam

    ur not supposed to sit ont he bench bare ass anyway... that's what towels are for geez.

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    I cant Stand it when you walk into the change room and their 2 or 3 naked old guys standing naked with one leg up on the bench, all laughing and having a good ole time.

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    One time i was at a bar and some jerk off was leaning with one hand on the Wo letters on the women's bathroom door so it looked like men rather than wo men and when i walked in it was the women's room and they were all bugging out looking at me like what the hell are you doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by style74
    One time i was at a bar and some jerk off was leaning with one hand on the Wo letters on the women's bathroom door so it looked like men rather than wo men and when i walked in it was the women's room and they were all bugging out looking at me like what the hell are you doing.

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    damn this is a funny thread

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    Old guys just don't care any more. Last thing I want to see when I walk in the locker rooms is an old man flossing his ass with a towel.

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