First thing that comes to mind"

[*El Diablo*]

I like your dog, he reminds me of myself. I have a healthy appetite for human flesh also

U remind me of DSM lol

[Friend]

I would love a dog like that

[*El Diablo*]

I would love a dog like that

have u got kids?

[Friend]

U remind me of DSM lol

[Friend]

No kids, just couldn't afford to feed a beast like that

[Friend]

Don't get me wrong DSM is a cool guy. I just don't go around putting other guys junk in my mouth

[Friend]

But if i had kids, i could feed them to my dog

[Friend]

Thus solving my financial troubles on how to feed it

[*El Diablo*]

No kids, just couldn't afford to feed a beast like that

LOL, i take him for walks in Sunday's in a Very upmarket Exclusive area where people eat breakfast on a square, then when the security see's me they dont come anyware close to me when they see my dog with me..lmfao....

[Friend]

What did you name your dog?

[*El Diablo*]

His ma boy C R E A M

[Friend]

He looks like a good boy. Do you play fetch with him using small animals?

[Friend]

He looks like he would get a kick out of that

[Friend]

If i had a dog like that i would call him rosey, so he would be pissed all the time

[Friend]

So long as he doesn't figure out iwas the 1 who gave him that name

[*El Diablo*]

He looks like a good boy. Do you play fetch with him using small animals?

He has a brilliant temperament, very obedient, and i dont play fetch. Tonight im taking him to the park for logpulling ....

[Friend]

r.i.p Friend

[Friend]

Holy shit, log pulling. Awesome

[*El Diablo*]

There will be other dogs as well. But they dont wanna play with him lol

[Friend]

I want one

[Friend]

I wouldn't want to be eaten by your boy either if i was one of the other dogs at the park

[*El Diablo*]

When i go to the shop's , i put him on the back of the SUV and open the top, then park in the disabled parking spot.

[*El Diablo*]

I wouldn't want to be eaten by your boy either if i was one of the other dogs at the park

No he has a soft nature really,but he doesnt do the chasing other dog thing very well. He's like me. We stand and look good.

[Friend]

hahahaha you're not helping me here bro, you're making me want one even more

[Friend]

Who wouldn't rather have a proud dog then a stupid little thing that runs around and sniffs its own ass

[Friend]

I wonder if DSM has a dog, i wonder what it would be

[Friend]

Sig is a cat person

[Friend]

Meow

[*El Diablo*]

hahahaha you're not helping me here bro, you're making me want one even more

Its the best thing money can buy, On Satuday mornings i go and sit at a nice public restaurant for a nice breakfast, then i put his collar on and he sits right next to me while i read the daily newspaper and drink a big pot of Tea, i will have my sunglasses on so i can see everyone staring at me asif im a fvken criminal lol

[Friend]

i hope you share your breakfast with him

[*El Diablo*]

I am an Attention whore.

[Friend]

How many egg whites does he do? And how many cups of oats?

[*El Diablo*]

i hope you share your breakfast with him

No never, he doesnt beg for food, i feed him before i feed myself. He just sits next to me proudly and enjoy's the sunshine.

[*El Diablo*]

How many egg whites does he do? And how many cups of oats?

He eats 900g of lean grainfed beef, he is also on a strict Pitbull diet... and some other supplements.

[Friend]

He eats 900g of lean grainfed beef, he is also on a strict Pitbull diet... and some other supplements.

What's his cycle experience?

[*El Diablo*]

What's his cycle experience?

LOL, Lets just say, he doesnt like cycling. He once at my Bi-Cycle. He thinks Cycling is gay

[Friend]

If he thinks bicycles are gay, you better keep him away from cyclists wearing tight fluro lycra

[Friend]

In fact, we should keep DSM away from them too. But for other reasons.

[Friend]

AM empty stomach cardio commencing in T minus 8hrs.

[Friend]

Up up and away