Molested By a Gay Man

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haha too funny

[Phreak101]

Come on guys... Lay off, lol... This story is true. I don't know why Carlos is being so offensive, perhaps just being mean on behalf of his shortcomings... Anyways... I just have always had a horrible body image. I was 64 pounds in 5th grade damnit... I had always been that little scrawny guy everyone picked on and it really took a toll on me throughout school. I was probably at home faking sick half of middle school because I dreaded going there and getting picked on. I had started working out in 7th grade, but did it horribly and wrong since I had no guidance... I entered highschool at a whopping 104 lbs. Anyways, it wasn't until Junior year that I started to grow into myself, about half way through I met a girl who I fell in love with (had known for a year) and we started dating. My confidence was way off the walls, I eventually got up to around 134 lbs. 2 Months later she says she doesn't love me as much as I love her and leaves me. And then blames me for some stupid things that I did not do, and never talks to me again. Me being heartbroken I wonder what went wrong. I blame it on my body, and at that point a guy had been offering me steroids I said yes. So stupidly I took them for about a 3 months straight, and I came back senior year 165 lbs. I was the star of my advanced weight training class and there was one girl in that class who I took a liking too. Eventually we started dating and I decided to stop the juice because I knew I was too young and I looked good, lol. I thought I could keep it. Anyways, after I became infatuated with her I kind of gave up working out throughout the course of a year and went down to 150 lbs. Just recently I have started up again and have fallen back in love. I'm still dating her, been over a year, and I'm now at 161 lbs steady... So wow, I just basically rambled on and told you my whole life story... What I'm trying to get at is, someone telling me I look good is a huge ego booster for me and I love it. I was always told I was so scrawny, so little, and weak. When someone says I'm really buff and they envy me it's like the greatest feeling in the world. I don't care if he's gay, I'll show him my abs, lol. I let him poke them, but not rub them or anything, and I was ready to punch his head off incase he tried to get any friendlier. So yes it did happen, no I'm not gay... And apparently I'm gullible when it comes to people envying my body

P.S. Going juice free this time to see how big I can get naturally

If this story were true, what in the God's name were you thinking telling it to other people unless you were

a) crying out for out of the closet sympathy or
b) full of shit trying to get a rise?

We see bullshit everyday, people even go as far as to joke with suicide notes on this board, so excuse us if we don't believe that some random Mexican guy hanging out in a bathroom wanted you to give him a reach around..

[LawMan018]

I posted it because it was funny and a lot of people post funny, useless, meaningless stuff. I didn't post it to get constantly flamed...

[SnaX]

maybe u wanted something to happen..

Mizfit,..... No means No.

[SnaX]

I posted it because it was funny and a lot of people post funny, useless, meaningless stuff. I didn't post it to get constantly flamed...

Hey bruh, it's all good. I thought it was a good read. lol Just carry some pepper spray.

Did he take you all the way to your actual house?
Does he know where you live?
Do you have an alarm system?
This guy may have some strange motives.
Check your window locks - put a piece of wood in the windows so they dont slide...
Sleep with a bat. have a fun within reach... um....
um... ya gon' get raped...


No but really, would you ever get a ride from a stranger? I was walking through the college parkinglot, and some guy in a camaro pulls up and asks if im leaving, and i say yeah, so he offeres a ride.. I say "Im alright, im parked right over there 2 rows down, ill meet you there." I wasn't paranoid that he could have touched my dingy, or mugged me or anything, i was just going about my planned route...

next time, keep walking... of course.. he could have said, "Put out, or get out" =P
No harm.

[DSM4Life]

So you get in a strange guys car , shows him your abs , lets him touch you and you call him gay , god you MTV kids are funny

[zodiac666]

So you get in a strange guys car , shows him your abs , lets him touch you and you call him gay , god you MTV kids are funny

he's probably tellin his buddies, "man i gave this kid a ride and then he's askin me to touch his abs and shit, finally i had to tell him just to get the fvck out of my car"

[SnaX]

yeah.. YOU let him touch ya... and HE's gay?

Honestly, whatever floats your boat is cool.

[kloter1]

yah he was a homo or atleast bi. stay away from him.

[italianplayboy09]

So you get in a strange guys car , shows him your abs , lets him touch you and you call him gay , god you MTV kids are funny

[needsomehelp]

How old are you ? Eleven ?

I agree, come on man, I'm not a homophobe, but somewhere between can I touch and the steam room question I'd have realized he was putting from the rough.

Anyone outside a lifting buddy or a girl wouldn't get a touch...also, since I'm an out of shape piece of shit right nowe I have no worries. Doubt anyones gaydar would shine my way.

[whynot960]

jeeeez he just wanted to play hide the weenie. he he

[italianplayboy09]

Sorry you didn't get the response you were looking for. What do you expect us to say?

By the way, you should change the thread title. It says "Molested By a Gay Man." You were not molested when you did everything he asked willingly. If the guy jumped you and grabbed you, yeah you were molested.

carlos the only thing that would make this thread priceless is if you change the title to a more suitable one

[Sage]

wtf, i think you enjoyed it and wanted plenty more of it.

shit, i would not let some dude feel up on me even if its my best friend or someone i knew. thats just plain gay.

[Superhuman]

I wouldn't necessarily say that he was gay. As others were stating, he probably was really intrigued and jealous by the way you look. I'm not gay, and if I see someone in my gym that has huge arms or sick traps, I'll go and talk to them to try and get some insight on a new routine. Never once were they like "Oh man this guy must be gay?" It's kind of juvenile to assume that someone is gay for them asking questions such as he was asking you. He probably just wanted some help, and the ride home thing, he is obviously a nice person. You say he was Mexican, and I can tell you, from a cultural standpoint, I've noticed that hispanics tend to be extremely friendly, it's probably the way that they are brought up. So, when you say he's gay, I think you're totally off base, because from what you've posted, I wouldn't think he's gay.

are you f*cking kidding?? he was definitely gay without a doubt. If you re-read that and honestly believe that he was not gay then you need your gaydar upgraded

[Carlos_E]

carlos the only thing that would make this thread priceless is if you change the title to a more suitable one

I considered doing it but...

[Bojangles69]

So I was done with my workout and went into the bathroom to take a pee pee. I go to wash my hands when some late 20's chubby fat mexican guy starts talking to me. He keeps telling me I look really big, asking what I take, wants to see my abs 3 or 4 times... After that he tells me his name and I tell him mine, shake his hand, and start on my way walking home. I'm at the end of the street when he pulls up and sees me. He says hi and asks if I live close. I say, yes, he offers a ride home, so stupid me, I say, ok! On the way to my house he won't stop freaking out about how big I am for my age. He asks to see my abs again and asks if he can poke them to see how hard they are. Stupid me I say, sure. He pokes them and is like, wow! He then keeps telling me how he wishes he had abs like those. He asks if I have that V-line too, and I say yes. He asks if he can see it, so stupid me with my huge ego, I say ok. He's like damn, does it go all the way down. And I'm like yep. Then he's like, can I feel it, and I finally catch on and am like, you've had enough. He then laughs and is all like, man I'm not gonna touch anything. This guy's all freaking out over here... I laugh and am like whatever. He then drops me off and says bye... So future note to self... When guys go ecstatic over your body... Don't let them give you a ride home...

I should have caught on when he asked if I go to the steam room often...

Yeh im seeing the BS call the more i read this. It just keeps getting weirder and weirder. "Stupid me" sounds like "if you think im stupid enough you might actually believe this shit" Even a gay guy or a perve has the common sense to not ACT like a gay guy or a perv the same way a straigh guy tries not to act like he wants to f**k every attractive woman he sees.

My final call on this story..

You sound like your soo secretely attracted to guys you dont even know it and your manifesting these stories to see how society will respond to you being gay. If people responded positively i could totally see you at a gay bar tommorow night and than youd post another thread titled "stupid me i just got gangbanged by 10 guys because stupid me went into a gay bar because i was just thirsty... i swear, but it was def rape, im not gay, im just stupid".

[rockhardman]

LOL !!! LMAO!!! funny thread!!! good stuff here he he

[BigLittleTim]

In my mixed, 50/50% gay/straight gym, a guy came up to me the other night while I was doing a very serious shoulder routine with some pretty impressive weights (if I must say so myself ), and after gawking at me with his mouth open for a while says: "Excuse me, fella, for saying it... but you're a fvcking MONSTER!" He then asked me if I compete in powerlifting or strong-man competitions, and while complimenting me on my various body parts he proceeded to thump or squeeze each muscle as it was named. Now... this guy is straight, straight, STRAIGHT... and you'd better believe it.

If he had been gay he would not have talked to me; complimented me; and he most certainly wouldn't have TOUCHED me! Straight guys ask you about your work-outs, offer a friendly spot, notice that you're quads have gotten bigger, ask if you ever want a work-out partner. Gay guys walk by with their noses in the air. To notice another man's progress and superiority is to... die a little, inside, I think, for some of them. Better to snub you before you can snub them!

In this gay boy's experience; gay men in mixed company, such as a gym, are OVERLY cautious, courteous, and deferential to perceived masculine straight guys. No one wants to be mocked, or insulted, or in many cases beat-up just for giving a compliment or an admiring look to another lifter. Gay bodybuilders, from what I've encountered, will "queen out"; act a little camp; with their close gay friends in the gym, but NEVER would act even the slightest bit "gay" in front of straight guys. Jeesh! No-one could ever act as homophobic as a gay muscle boy does towards gay men who have undeveloped physiques!

Gay muscle boys DO act a little camp with each other sometimes, but it's meant to be ironic; just a little sign of self-recognition and a bit of a "shared joke" between insiders. (Some of my black friends who speak the Queen's English (no pun intended) will do a little humorous "ghetto" schtick with each other for similar effect, I assume.)

My best friends, spotters, work-out partners, and... fans... in the gym have always been straight men who can respect a fellow lifter. Sex doesn't enter into it.

Sorry about all that. Off rant now.

-BigLittleTim

[notorious_mem]

http://www.break.com/index/bro_rape_...ve_report.html this seemed just to appropriate to leave out of this thread.check it out

[Carlos_E]

In my mixed, 50/50% gay/straight gym, a guy came up to me the other night while I was doing a very serious shoulder routine with some pretty impressive weights (if I must say so myself ), and after gawking at me with his mouth open for a while says: "Excuse me, fella, for saying it... but you're a fvcking MONSTER!" He then asked me if I compete in powerlifting or strong-man competitions, and while complimenting me on my various body parts he proceeded to thump or squeeze each muscle as it was named. Now... this guy is straight, straight, STRAIGHT... and you'd better believe it.

If he had been gay he would not have talked to me; complimented me; and he most certainly wouldn't have TOUCHED me! Straight guys ask you about your work-outs, offer a friendly spot, notice that you're quads have gotten bigger, ask if you ever want a work-out partner. Gay guys walk by with their noses in the air. To notice another man's progress and superiority is to... die a little, inside, I think, for some of them. Better to snub you before you can snub them!

In this gay boy's experience; gay men in mixed company, such as a gym, are OVERLY cautious, courteous, and deferential to perceived masculine straight guys. No one wants to be mocked, or insulted, or in many cases beat-up just for giving a compliment or an admiring look to another lifter. Gay bodybuilders, from what I've encountered, will "queen out"; act a little camp; with their close gay friends in the gym, but NEVER would act even the slightest bit "gay" in front of straight guys. Jeesh! No-one could ever act as homophobic as a gay muscle boy does towards gay men who have undeveloped physiques!

Gay muscle boys DO act a little camp with each other sometimes, but it's meant to be ironic; just a little sign of self-recognition and a bit of a "shared joke" between insiders. (Some of my black friends who speak the Queen's English (no pun intended) will do a little humorous "ghetto" schtick with each other for similar effect, I assume.)

My best friends, spotters, work-out partners, and... fans... in the gym have always been straight men who can respect a fellow lifter. Sex doesn't enter into it.

Sorry about all that. Off rant now.

-BigLittleTim

You're friends with a bunch of queens. None of the gay guys I'm friends with "queen out" no matter where we are. If they're a fem, they will be queeny 24/7.

[Mike Dura]

That's an entertaining story. LMAO! Maybe he wasn't gay and you just misenterpreted his intentions. Then again, maybe you were caught off guard and then you caught on that this guy was making advances on you! This story goes....dare I say it.....both ways! I'll tell you this though, I hate it when gays come on to me!

So I was done with my workout and went into the bathroom to take a pee pee. I go to wash my hands when some late 20's chubby fat mexican guy starts talking to me. He keeps telling me I look really big, asking what I take, wants to see my abs 3 or 4 times... After that he tells me his name and I tell him mine, shake his hand, and start on my way walking home. I'm at the end of the street when he pulls up and sees me. He says hi and asks if I live close. I say, yes, he offers a ride home, so stupid me, I say, ok! On the way to my house he won't stop freaking out about how big I am for my age. He asks to see my abs again and asks if he can poke them to see how hard they are. Stupid me I say, sure. He pokes them and is like, wow! He then keeps telling me how he wishes he had abs like those. He asks if I have that V-line too, and I say yes. He asks if he can see it, so stupid me with my huge ego, I say ok. He's like damn, does it go all the way down. And I'm like yep. Then he's like, can I feel it, and I finally catch on and am like, you've had enough. He then laughs and is all like, man I'm not gonna touch anything. This guy's all freaking out over here... I laugh and am like whatever. He then drops me off and says bye... So future note to self... When guys go ecstatic over your body... Don't let them give you a ride home...

I should have caught on when he asked if I go to the steam room often...

[Schmidty]

Why is everyone taking this so seriously (Carlos_E)

[Schmidty]

Who ****in cares if you dont like what the guy is sayin then go to another thread.or is that to hard.

[Schmidty]

FREEDOM OF SPEACH.At least as much as i read,and i didnt read it all so i could very well be wrong.This guy was just telling a funny story,not hairassing anybody.So WTF

[Schmidty]

FREEDOM OF SPEACH.At least as much as i read,and i didnt read it all so i could very well be wrong.This guy was just telling a funny story,not hairassing anybody.So WTF

Did I spell that right?

[Schmidty]

That's an entertaining story. LMAO! Maybe he wasn't gay and you just misenterpreted his intentions. Then again, maybe you were caught off guard and then you caught on that this guy was making advances on you! This story goes....dare I say it.....both ways! I'll tell you this though, I hate it when gays come on to me!

Im not a homosexual but when a guy or a girl hit on me i take it as a complement.

[BigLittleTim]

You're friends with a bunch of queens. None of the gay guys I'm friends with "queen out" no matter where we are. If they're a fem, they will be queeny 24/7.

Your friends never drop a line from AbFab ?

"Sweetie! Darling! Sweetie!"

-BigLittle "I am THIN and GORGEOUS!!!" Tim

[Superhuman]

Did I spell that right?

no

[HORSE~]

Your friends never drop a line from AbFab ?

"Sweetie! Darling! Sweetie!"

-BigLittle "I am THIN and GORGEOUS!!!" Tim

What is Abfab??

[305GUY]

WTF is going on in here!?!

[Superhuman]

Im not a homosexual but when a guy or a girl hit on me i take it as a complement.

yeah me too

[Schmidty]

What is Abfab??

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[Carlos_E]

Your friends never drop a line from AbFab ?

"Sweetie! Darling! Sweetie!"

-BigLittle "I am THIN and GORGEOUS!!!" Tim

No. What is AbFab?

[BigLittleTim]

OH my god!!!

You really, REALLY are straight!

Ab Fab = "Absolutely Fabulous"

"http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/a/absolutelyfabulo_7770095.shtml"

Absolutely Fabulous (colloquially abbreviated to AbFab), in which Saunders played the jet-setting, bad-living PR agent and single mother Edina (Eddy) Monsoon, and Julia Sawalha played her strait-laced and disapproving daughter Saffron (Saffy). Added to this mix were veteran comedy star June Whitfield as Edina's mother, and Joanna Lumley as Patsy Stone, a chain-smoking, hard-drinking, drug-imbibing, near-nymphomaniac chum of Eddy's since schooldays.

So much for the premise. It was the style of the show that elevated AbFab out of the mainstream, however, and made it arguably the most groundbreaking British sitcom of the 1990s. As a backlash against rampant 'political correctness', Saunders unashamedly delivered a jet-black, rollicking, rude, crude sitcom that took the public by storm. Patsy and Edina were monstrous creations: selfish, shallow poseurs hell-bent on living life to the excess. They enthusiastically imbibed hard liquor, hashish, cigarettes and cocaine, and generally acted like irresponsible 20-year-olds. Their behaviour was outrageous, their rudeness devastating and their callous and acidic attitude towards good causes and traditional values absolutely shocking.


This is the most quotable television show EVER to come out of England.

-BigLittleTim

[BigLittleTim]

No. What is AbFab?

Turn In Your Card.


-BigLittleTim

[Carlos_E]

OH my god!!!

You really, REALLY are straight!

Ab Fab = "Absolutely Fabulous"

"http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/a/absolutelyfabulo_7770095.shtml"

Absolutely Fabulous (colloquially abbreviated to AbFab), in which Saunders played the jet-setting, bad-living PR agent and single mother Edina (Eddy) Monsoon, and Julia Sawalha played her strait-laced and disapproving daughter Saffron (Saffy). Added to this mix were veteran comedy star June Whitfield as Edina's mother, and Joanna Lumley as Patsy Stone, a chain-smoking, hard-drinking, drug-imbibing, near-nymphomaniac chum of Eddy's since schooldays.

So much for the premise. It was the style of the show that elevated AbFab out of the mainstream, however, and made it arguably the most groundbreaking British sitcom of the 1990s. As a backlash against rampant 'political correctness', Saunders unashamedly delivered a jet-black, rollicking, rude, crude sitcom that took the public by storm. Patsy and Edina were monstrous creations: selfish, shallow poseurs hell-bent on living life to the excess. They enthusiastically imbibed hard liquor, hashish, cigarettes and cocaine, and generally acted like irresponsible 20-year-olds. Their behaviour was outrageous, their rudeness devastating and their callous and acidic attitude towards good causes and traditional values absolutely shocking.


This is the most quotable television show EVER to come out of England.

-BigLittleTim

Gay scale

BigLittleTim > Carlos

heh

[Carlos_E]

Turn In Your Card.
-BigLittleTim

But... but... membership has it's privileges!

[Schmidty]

OH my god!!!

You really, REALLY are straight!

Ab Fab = "Absolutely Fabulous"

"http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/a/absolutelyfabulo_7770095.shtml"

Absolutely Fabulous (colloquially abbreviated to AbFab), in which Saunders played the jet-setting, bad-living PR agent and single mother Edina (Eddy) Monsoon, and Julia Sawalha played her strait-laced and disapproving daughter Saffron (Saffy). Added to this mix were veteran comedy star June Whitfield as Edina's mother, and Joanna Lumley as Patsy Stone, a chain-smoking, hard-drinking, drug-imbibing, near-nymphomaniac chum of Eddy's since schooldays.

So much for the premise. It was the style of the show that elevated AbFab out of the mainstream, however, and made it arguably the most groundbreaking British sitcom of the 1990s. As a backlash against rampant 'political correctness', Saunders unashamedly delivered a jet-black, rollicking, rude, crude sitcom that took the public by storm. Patsy and Edina were monstrous creations: selfish, shallow poseurs hell-bent on living life to the excess. They enthusiastically imbibed hard liquor, hashish, cigarettes and cocaine, and generally acted like irresponsible 20-year-olds. Their behaviour was outrageous, their rudeness devastating and their callous and acidic attitude towards good causes and traditional values absolutely shocking.


This is the most quotable television show EVER to come out of England.

-BigLittleTim

that use to be on commedy central.I remeber that show.I never new the name

[Schmidty]

So you get in a strange guys car , shows him your abs , lets him touch you and you call him gay , god you MTV kids are funny