sex positions

[lazaro17]

thank god i am above average but i was thinking of doing penis enlargement exercises to get it even more above average anyone does them?

Try a vacum cleaner or hang a 45lb plate from it, that might work

[Polska]

i like different positions with different girls. it also depends on their body type. If the girl has bigger breasts cowgirl is awesome. if she has a nice ass then reverse cowgirl or doggy style is the way to go. some girls move their hips well in the missionary position and really get in tune to your rhythm. occasionally you hit the lottery and find a girl that is awesome in every position

[KeyMastur]

anal - blow your load and not get a kid

[KeyMastur]

here's a picture of me when i was just a baby. and to think i'm still a grower not just a shower...

ladies, i'm taking applications

Sorry bro i hade to remove that one.

Gsxxr

[RuhlFreak55]

how come i've never seen u post before?

[RuhlFreak55]

Correct..

Man u always on the ball..

U read my mind

so i need at least 6.5 eh?......hmmmm wears that tape measure.......i wish my mind didn't automatically exaggerate by a large amount...

[KeyMastur]

Sorry bro i hade to remove that one.

Gsxxr

ah that's cool. just thought everyone had seen that picture of a baby with a huge one in an email before.

how come i've never seen u post before?

cause you just joined Jan of '06. i've been away quite some time for work, and haven't had much time to do anything...

[RuhlFreak55]

ah that's cool. just thought everyone had seen that picture of a baby with a huge one in an email before.

cause you just joined Jan of '06. i've been away quite some time for work, and haven't had much time to do anything...

ah ok.......houston....u don't work on an oil rig do ya?

[KeyMastur]

ah ok.......houston....u don't work on an oil rig do ya?

nah. far from manual labor like that

[Mizfit]

so i need at least 6.5 eh?......hmmmm wears that tape measure.......i wish my mind didn't automatically exaggerate by a large amount...

I've never taken a tape meuasre to anyone - but i think u can do the look test and guestimate.

In my experience men tend to exxagerate about thier size anyhow..

[cfiler]

Missonary is my fav. 2nd would be doggy or woman on top, depending on the chick.

If she's heavier, then I don't want her on top of me, or to have to look at her fat butt the whole time.

[fitguy]

still no one tried penis enlargement exercises to give us a feed back..lolll

[lightwaytbaby]

hey, 2" hurts at 300 M.P.H.

[fitguy]

hey, 2" hurts at 300 M.P.H.

yours is 2 inches

[AnabolicAndre]

Never had any complaints, actually far from it.

[Superhuman]

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[fitguy]

haha this reminds me of two times when I was extra proud of myself...

back in high school I fvcked this freshman when I was a senior (i never get with younger girls but this situation was different cause she was hot and she was only 2 years younger)... ANYWAY I hit it for about an hour straight and she came many times and when I finished she was just sitting there for like 5 minutes and she asked "is this normal... for me to be shaking like this?? OMG. I've never felt like this before!" I said back, "yeah, that's when you know it's good "

the second thing this thread reminds me of is when I met this chick off of craigslist in atlanta and we hung out and while I was fvcking her she had me pull out and she just stared @ it and she was like "do you take pills for that" and I said, "what do you mean" and she said "...cause it's sooo big! I though bodybuilders all had small penises but OMG that is huge". I just smiled contently and finished her off

[2bshredded]

well, to me breasts aren't important... they have no sexual function!!! they're just good to look @ and squeeze and suckle on lol. A penis has a very important function and size has a BIG impact on how good a man can do his job

Gotta disagree Super...there has only been a couple of womwn that I could not make cum doing their tits... the best time to indulge is when they are on the rag....you can drive them fvcking Crazy!!!!

Ladies????

[Superhuman]

Gotta disagree Super...there has only been a couple of womwn that I could not make cum doing their tits... the best time to indulge is when they are on the rag....you can drive them fvcking Crazy!!!!

Ladies????

you lost me here... you mean you make THEM cum by titty-f*cking them? and what is "on the rag"?

[gixxerboy1]

you lost me here... you mean you make THEM cum by titty-f*cking them? and what is "on the rag"?

on the rag= period

my girl likes her boobs touched and her nipples are sensitive but i couldnt imagine her cumming by that.

[Carlos_E]

*You are a Monitor act like you. You know better than to post something like this.*

What are you doing?

[Carlos_E]

I think I saw a vagina in this thread

Shut up Rake!

[Carlos_E]

What you are is banned!

[Superhuman]

What are you doing?

This is what I posted before I gave the link... IMO it wasn't inapproriate AND I gave a warning that it contained nudity. It wasn't porn, it was just a picture from a bar/club where some drunk people got naked. this is what I said:

that's hilarious! that reminds me of an "owned" pic I saw on google... (WARNING: I'm not gonna post the actual pic because it contains nudity but it is not pornography. It falls under the category of people getting "owned")

[Carlos_E]

This is what I posted before I gave the link... IMO it wasn't inapproriate AND I gave a warning that it contained nudity. It wasn't porn, it was just a picture from a bar/club where some drunk people got naked. this is what I said:

Man you know the rules. You cannot post nudity PERIOD! Pictures or links to other sites that contain nudity. If you feel the need to place a warning on a post then it should not be posted.

[helium3]

in my xp its having a big dick is great,women love to go on about it,its a great novalty item but once you start using it many women complain about the size.they complain it gives them stomach ache or it can make positions difficult.so all in all its great to have one but there are draw backs.

[fitguy]

i remember that the vagina is only 7.5 cm long ,so in theory anything more than that should reach the end of the vagina,i may be wrong though...anyone ??

[QuieTSToRM33]

still no one tried penis enlargement exercises to give us a feed back..lolll

ask Tai ... he's an expert in that field

[Mizfit]

not all women r the same inside either - as per the length - just like all women are not the same in size as well.

Natural elasticity, pregnancy etc.. affect a woman

[Phreak101]

not all women r the same inside either - as per the length - just like all women are not the same in size as well.

Natural elasticity, pregnancy etc.. affect a woman

Depth of the cervix is critical. Nothing is a bigger turnoff to me than a woman jumping back and screaming OW! when you hit it too hard...

[BigLittleTim]

BLT, tell me about your avatar.

An Edward Gorey drawing, from "The Unstrung Harp".

His drawings are very dark, Edwardian, creepy, and fun. (He drew the animated introductory sequence for "Mystery!" on P.B.S. with Diana Rigg.)

My avatar is of Colonel Something-or-th'other, demanding an explanation from the author at a rectory tea somewhere in the Cotswolds, or wherever.

Gorey's most famous work is a childrens' alphabet book, which relates how all 26 children meet their ghastly end. It's quite wonderful.

"The Gashlycrumb Tinies" or "After The Outing"

"http://www.wishville.co.uk/gorey/"

Enjoy!

-BigLittleTim

[Phreak101]

An Edward Gorey drawing, from "The Unstrung Harp".

His drawings are very dark, Edwardian, creepy, and fun. (He drew the animated introductory sequence for "Mystery!" on P.B.S. with Diana Rigg.)
My avatar is of Colonel Something-or-th'other, demanding an explanation from the author at a rectory tea somewhere in the Cotswolds, or wherever.

Gorey's most famous work is a childrens' alphabet book, which relates how all 26 children meet their ghastly end. It's quite wonderful.

"The Gashlycrumb Tinies" or "After The Outing"

"http://www.wishville.co.uk/gorey/"

Enjoy!

-BigLittleTim

That's exactly where I know it from, and I was going to ask you but I figured I was way off. Very cool!

[Superhuman]

That's exactly where I know it from, and I was going to ask you but I figured I was way off. Very cool!

hey phreak what is going on in YOUR avatar? I've always wondered but it's too tiny to figure out

...I see a bottle of Grey Goose, a Rifle, a CD, and an enema bag

[Mizfit]

hey phreak what is going on in YOUR avatar? I've always wondered but it's too tiny to figure out

...I see a bottle of Grey Goose, a Rifle, a CD, and an enema bag

Ur's is a bit of confusion as well. there appears to be a big black blotch in the centre of your face...
Have you gotten that checked out? Is it a mole or a birth mark? Fill us in!

[Phreak101]

hey phreak what is going on in YOUR avatar? I've always wondered but it's too tiny to figure out

...I see a bottle of Grey Goose, a Rifle, a CD, and an enema bag

I like good vodka, guns, music, and I don't take shit from anyone! I figure the avatar suits nicely.

Actually I don't know what blue thing is, but the modified AK-47 with the bottle of Grey Goose (my fav vodka) in a CAR no less was just too funny to me, so I made it my avatar.

[QuieTSToRM33]

hey phreak what is going on in YOUR avatar? I've always wondered but it's too tiny to figure out

...I see a bottle of Grey Goose, a Rifle, a CD, and an enema bag

ask Maurice Clarett

[Schmidty]

Gotta disagree Super...there has only been a couple of womwn that I could not make cum doing their tits... the best time to indulge is when they are on the rag....you can drive them fvcking Crazy!!!!

Ladies????

I am a frequent flyer on the red wings

[Sage]

in conclusion, u gotta work with what you got in ur sack otherwise if pursuing surgical means of enhancement, you'll end up with Chernobyl dick in the end.

[Schmidty]

in conclusion, u gotta work with what you got in ur sack otherwise if pursuing surgical means of enhancement, you'll end up with Chernobyl dick in the end.

Chernobyl like the city in germany were the nuclear power plant blew up? What the fvck kind of surgery does that.

[zodiac666]

in conclusion, u gotta work with what you got in ur sack otherwise if pursuing surgical means of enhancement, you'll end up with Chernobyl dick in the end.

yea, im definitly content with what i got, not huge, not small. i think im around 6.5 (and i dont exaggerate at all) but im on pct right now and my friend is not cooperating very well so i cant really measure it. but yea ive heard of some horror stories about attempted enlargements. ive heard of ruptured dicks from penis pumps. another thing i heard of is where they cut some tendon that secures your dick which gives you another inch or so but you have no control over it, it just kind of swings around and does whatever it wants, no thanks.