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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    What the fvck kind of surgery does that.
    Nuclear fallout surgery?

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    and I normally get the girl in a doggt style position and put my pp in her booty and pee in her but.And if she is lucky enough I just might shit on her chest

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    that remindes me i went to school with a guy who had a brand new cadi,he and this girl are naked in the back seat.He said it was her first time taking it in the butt and when he was done and pulled out she shit all over the new cars back seat.He pushed her out while she was shiting and had it all over his hand he wiped it in her hair and left her in a parking lot with her clothes in his car.

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    it was the 2nd day he had the car

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    that remindes me i went to school with a guy who had a brand new cadi,he and this girl are naked in the back seat.He said it was her first time taking it in the butt and when he was done and pulled out she shit all over the new cars back seat.He pushed her out while she was shiting and had it all over his hand he wiped it in her hair and left her in a parking lot with her clothes in his car.
    man i hated the spoiled brat rich kids in my high school, but i loved watching them get broken in by hardcore drugs and other obstacles in life, they were usually pretty weak behind their money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    and I normally get the girl in a doggt style position and put my pp in her booty and pee in her but.And if she is lucky enough I just might shit on her chest
    I'm really glad I stayed up to read that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    that remindes me i went to school with a guy who had a brand new cadi,he and this girl are naked in the back seat.He said it was her first time taking it in the butt and when he was done and pulled out she shit all over the new cars back seat.He pushed her out while she was shiting and had it all over his hand he wiped it in her hair and left her in a parking lot with her clothes in his car.
    what an asshole, that girl is probably scarred for life. that would be more embarassing than anything I could imagine. I would have been grossed out but I would have felt bad for her and helped her out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Ur's is a bit of confusion as well. there appears to be a big black blotch in the centre of your face...
    Have you gotten that checked out? Is it a mole or a birth mark? Fill us in!
    lol yeah I'm confused too! for some reason every time I take a picture for AR my face gets blotched out... must be a defect in the camera

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    this discussion is always funny. but in all seriousness, you have no freaking idea how many guys have VERY small penises. horrible. i do clinical work at hospitals year round and way more than say 75% of these guys penises are the size of my middle finger. i'm not as huge as some are, i know. but i have a good girth and i'm decently long, about the length of my hand, say 7 or so inches.

    postions-doggy and missionary for me
    i LOVE when she gets on top and finds that groove -doesnt even have to be movement much just a slight twitch on a certain spot- and you can feel her start to contract up, amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Chernobyl like the city in germany were the nuclear power plant blew up? What the fvck kind of surgery does that.
    Not germany, this happened in the Ukraine. At that time it was still known as the soviet union.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    ask Tai ... he's an expert in that field
    where is tai ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    not all women r the same inside either - as per the length - just like all women are not the same in size as well.

    Natural elasticity, pregnancy etc.. affect a woman
    yeah i know but there is some range here ,right?

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    Doggy style for me!!!

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    bump 4 more...

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    funny how most the post have been about size and not positions...i think if ur average and can hit the right spot in the right positions then ur fine..and dont neglect the clit that should be a mans best freind especially if ur small...for me i keep it kinda basic (doggy, missionary, me standing with her on back with legs up, he on top) i try to figure new things to try but i always go back to basics cuase they seem to work the best...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    i dont see how a mans size would affect his ability to do positions..

    But for the record size does matter
    damit i always get the small end of da stik!

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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp
    this discussion is always funny. but in all seriousness, you have no freaking idea how many guys have VERY small penises. horrible. i do clinical work at hospitals year round and way more than say 75% of these guys penises are the size of my middle finger. i'm not as huge as some are, i know. but i have a good girth and i'm decently long, about the length of my hand, say 7 or so inches.
    Yup, there was this asain guy at the gym last night. He kept walking around naked. I don't know why he didn't want to get dressed, but anyways...

    Well, as he was walking around I noticed his "member" and it was probably 1" flasid. Seriously, it looked like a babies penis.

    So I know that people can be small. I kinda chuckled when I saw it. If I was that small, I would hide it as much as possible.

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    man i knew this thread would turn massive quick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    between the ages of 16-18 my dick grew like 2 inches because I kept visualizing it bigger and telling myself "I have a huge c*ck". Self-manifestation works! You could also try having more sex maybe? It seems like the more sex I have the bigger it gets... for example when I was with my ex having sex all the time I swear it would go up to 11 inches and so would she, but after she left and I didn't have sex for a couple months I think my max size was like 9.5 inches. I don't know, but you should try a pump and some of those pills and let me know how it works because I would LOVE to have a MONSTER C*CK and seriously like scare people when they see it!
    Man.. mine did too lol.

    I don't think it was the visualising tho.. I was having a lot of sex at that point.

    16-18.. i could keep going and going. Most times when my partner came i didn't. I felt satisfied for some strange reason in being able to suppress it. Keeping it engorged for that duration i think contributed to the increase in size. It worked like jelqing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigLittleTim
    Bed is not at all a good place for sex: sex should take place in armchairs, or in bathrooms, or on lawns which have been brushed but not too recently mown, or on sandy beaches if you happen to have been circumcised.
    Agreed. Especially about the brushed lawn bit.

    Nothing like sex on a brushed lawn under a starry night... Seriously.

    Quote Originally Posted by BigLittleTim
    If you are too tired to have intercourse except in bed you are probably too tired anyway and should be husbanding your strength.
    Ditto. I find most chicks think guys can keep going indefinately.. that we're infinately horny.

    Quote Originally Posted by BigLittleTim
    Women are the great advocates of sex in bed because they have bad figures to hide (usually) and cold feet to warm (always).
    yup.. Advocates for sex in a bed.. and sex with the lights off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    you lost me here... you mean you make THEM cum by titty-f*cking them? and what is "on the rag"?
    A female doc was telling me about this the other day.

    Some women can come simply from nipple stimulation.

    I knew there was a reason i like breasts so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    I am a frequent flyer on the red wings
    You have sex with your chick while she's on the rag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    You have sex with your chick while she's on the rag?
    i could care less if a girl is on the rag as far as sex goes, but one of my buddies will still eat it when its that time of the month, noooooooo thanks

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    I like the blood. They are much more wet when they are on the rag and when it splats everywhere it just looks cool. I feel like a sexual murderer after sex lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    I like the blood. They are much more wet when they are on the rag and when it splats everywhere it just looks cool. I feel like a sexual murderer after sex lol.
    That was so wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    I like the blood. They are much more wet when they are on the rag and when it splats everywhere it just looks cool. I feel like a sexual murderer after sex lol.
    You need help!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Man.. mine did too lol.

    I don't think it was the visualising tho.. I was having a lot of sex at that point.

    16-18.. i could keep going and going. Most times when my partner came i didn't. I felt satisfied for some strange reason in being able to suppress it. Keeping it engorged for that duration i think contributed to the increase in size. It worked like jelqing.
    haha i think u guys are forgettin about that crazy thing called puberty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    haha i think u guys are forgettin about that crazy thing called puberty...

    haha ... dude i was thinkin the same thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    I like the blood. They are much more wet when they are on the rag and when it splats everywhere it just looks cool. I feel like a sexual murderer after sex lol.
    Some things are justy better left unsaid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zodiac666
    i could care less if a girl is on the rag as far as sex goes, but one of my buddies will still eat it when its that time of the month, noooooooo thanks
    I'd tap it on a light day... but eat it?

    HELL NO!!!

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    the only way i would eat a girl who was on the rag is if i had gone like 5 hours without protein and that blood was the only source available

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    Quote Originally Posted by zodiac666
    the only way i would eat a girl who was on the rag is if i had gone like 5 hours without protein and that blood was the only source available
    I'd rather take a bite out of my arm...yech..

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    any one does pe here with success??

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    Quote Originally Posted by zodiac666
    i could care less if a girl is on the rag as far as sex goes, but one of my buddies will still eat it when its that time of the month, noooooooo thanks
    I'll wait the day or two untill it's over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fitguy
    any one does pe here with success??
    What is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler
    What is it?
    penis enlargement exercises....

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    Eating while on the perioid is nasty, but I will do agirl on her period any day. I like doogy the best put like froggy also and that from behing while lying on your side. What's that called?

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    spooning

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    my fav is just ramming her hard missionary...the screams and the nails down the back are awesome...as for the redwings...doing a chick on her rag has never bothered me...its just blood. But even thinking about eating a chick out on her rage makes me wanna puke, thats just gross!

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    I have my brownbelt form my last GF, I had never tried it before her and we came home fromthe bar one night and she wanted to try it so we did...needless to say it was a weird experience, but a fun time none the less

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