How many times a week?

**Mobligator** · 11-09-2006, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by goose4

Well your one sick boy....Your missing out big time....

Taken from your profile.
Date of Birth:
January 17, 1979
Age:
27
Biography:
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook

You most definitely haven't mastered the art of being wise but perhaps you overlooked my post # 16. If not, your "age" and your "ignorance" is showing. And if you would have taken the time to look at my profile you wouldn't be referring to me as a boy. My grandson was born in 1978, 2 months before you and he speaks volumes more in the "art of being wise" than you could ever fit in those muscles between your ears and immeasurably more respect than your foot-in-the mouth, knee jerk reaction to a 100 % factual statement I posted. Next time try living up to your own adage instead of your, open mouth, insert foot, immature facade form of wisdom.

**zodiac666** · 11-09-2006, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Mobligator

Taken from your profile.
Date of Birth:
January 17, 1979
Age:
27
Biography:
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook

You most definitely haven't mastered the art of being wise but perhaps you overlooked my post # 16. If not, your "age" and your "ignorance" is showing. And if you would have taken the time to look at my profile you wouldn't be referring to me as a boy. My grandson was born in 1978, 2 months before you and he speaks volumes more in the "art of being wise" than you could ever fit in those muscles between your ears and immeasurably more respect than your foot-in-the mouth, knee jerk reaction to a 100 % factual statement I posted. Next time try living up to your own adage instead of your, open mouth, insert foot, immature facade form of wisdom.

**bently** · 11-09-2006, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Andy Thai

Top quality style man.

Anyone done a water melon?
I might, dependant on feedback.

never done a water melon but got lonely one night and a cop caught me humping a pumpkin in a field. he said you know your humping a pumpkin right? i said "shit is it midnight already"?

**DSM4Life** · 11-09-2006, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by bently

never done a water melon but got lonely one night and a cop caught me humping a pumpkin in a field. he said you know your humping a pumpkin right? i said "shit is it midnight already"?

HAHAHA shut up

If that is a true story the cop had to laugh his @$$ off .

**bently** · 11-09-2006, 08:23 PM

i blame my parents they raised me. like the time dad caught me with my sister. did she ever get in trouble. he had no idea she had been cheating on him.

**Timm1704** · 11-09-2006, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by bently

i blame my parents they raised me. like the time dad caught me with my sister. did she ever get in trouble. he had no idea she had been cheating on him.

lol oh dear. dude loved his family

**DSM4Life** · 11-09-2006, 08:32 PM

Thats how they do it in Alabama.

***Doc.Sust*** · 11-09-2006, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Agreed!

good to know!hehehe!

**Hellmaskbanned** · 11-09-2006, 08:58 PM

You should go up higher on the numbers for daily masterbation....3??? I do that like before lunch.

**Panzerfaust** · 11-09-2006, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by Mobligator

Taken from your profile.
Date of Birth:
January 17, 1979
Age:
27
Biography:
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook

You most definitely haven't mastered the art of being wise but perhaps you overlooked my post # 16. If not, your "age" and your "ignorance" is showing. And if you would have taken the time to look at my profile you wouldn't be referring to me as a boy. My grandson was born in 1978, 2 months before you and he speaks volumes more in the "art of being wise" than you could ever fit in those muscles between your ears and immeasurably more respect than your foot-in-the mouth, knee jerk reaction to a 100 % factual statement I posted. Next time try living up to your own adage instead of your, open mouth, insert foot, immature facade form of wisdom.

Translation = I can't get it up anymore!

Sorry, i had too. Lighten up, this is the Lounge plus for god's sake it is a wanking off thread.

**Schmidty** · 11-09-2006, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

thats what ive noticed too. if the womans on the blob, either put a towel down, or whack it up her shitter

I o have my frequint flyer miles on the red wings

**Schmidty** · 11-09-2006, 09:11 PM

I crank at leat two out a day

**cfiler** · 11-09-2006, 09:11 PM

I need something once a day. It can be sex, or my hand...

**Schmidty** · 11-09-2006, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

I crank at leat two out a day

Not including sex

**Schmidty** · 11-09-2006, 09:13 PM

but then i had to use letro and my pp died,now i dont even think about sex till my girl is reminding me we havent had sex that day

**mavsluva** · 11-09-2006, 09:48 PM

None. I'm impotent.

**Rye_guy** · 11-09-2006, 10:10 PM

usually anywhere from about 3 or more a week is average, but when on the sauce, Id have to say about 300 times a week. haha

***Narkissos*** · 11-09-2006, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

i currently have a girlfriend, and would say im getting sex between 3 and 5 days per week, but still, i find time to pull my pud every day.

Ditto.

I've been yanking it 4-5 times per day for the last 3 weeks just to keep myself 'settled'.

I bruised the underside the other nite

Damned oil free moisturizer

**K.Biz** · 11-09-2006, 11:07 PM

yes there is a rubber pussy!

hahaha, i have seen this advertised before....

After some quic research i got this
www.fleshlight.com

Looks pretty promising hahaha

**Kale** · 11-09-2006, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Translation = I can't get it up anymore!

Sorry, i had too. Lighten up, this is the Lounge plus for god's sake it is a wanking off thread.

They guy is 73 and has had Prostate Cancer

**Mobligator** · 11-09-2006, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

Translation = I can't get it up anymore!

Sorry, i had too. Lighten up, this is the Lounge plus for god's sake it is a wanking off thread.

And you're about as funny as a truck load of dead babies. Your father must have been wanking off too since must have he shot you in a flower pot and raised a ****ing idiot.
I certainly didn't want prostate cancer but I sure hope I live to see you get it. Then you won't find it so funny you shit kicking cowboy.

**LAW** · 11-09-2006, 11:23 PM

Not to many responses from females???? I have a bf but dont live with him. I masturbate at least once a day sometimes 3 or 4. When I am with my bf I have no problem doing it in front of him and I don't mind if he does it in front of me or at the same time Im doing it. Im older but have a stronger sex drive then when I was in my 20's or 30's. I heard that is common

**Kale** · 11-09-2006, 11:50 PM

**zodiac666** · 11-09-2006, 11:53 PM

^^^^^

**LawMan018** · 11-10-2006, 01:13 AM

I am one horny 18 year old. I usually masterbate 2-3 times a day 7 days a week. Throw in a couple intercourse and you've got yourself a lot of semen...

(Masterbation Moments)

- In 6th grade I masterbated in class when everyone was out and I had to stay there

- 7th grade I masterbated during class... Learned a little technique (couple times)

- My first job sometimes I'd see some hotties' walk in and I'd get a raging boner and go into the bathroom and shoot one off (a lot)

**lucabratzi** · 11-10-2006, 01:22 AM

how the **** can u guys jerk it multiple times a day...normal session will last atleast 20 mins from start to walk out the door...after two times in one day im spent as hell..once a day is plenty for me...i just dont have the time i guess...

**italianplayboy09** · 11-10-2006, 01:33 AM

Originally Posted by LawMan018

I am one horny 18 year old. I usually masterbate 2-3 times a day 7 days a week. Throw in a couple intercourse and you've got yourself a lot of semen...

(Masterbation Moments)

- In 6th grade I masterbated in class when everyone was out and I had to stay there

- 7th grade I masterbated during class... Learned a little technique (couple times)

- My first job sometimes I'd see some hotties' walk in and I'd get a raging boner and go into the bathroom and shoot one off (a lot)

wtf is you deal buddy?

**chest6** · 11-10-2006, 04:55 AM

Originally Posted by LawMan018

I am one horny 18 year old. I usually masterbate 2-3 times a day 7 days a week. Throw in a couple intercourse and you've got yourself a lot of semen...

(Masterbation Moments)

- In 6th grade I masterbated in class when everyone was out and I had to stay there

- 7th grade I masterbated during class... Learned a little technique (couple times)

- My first job sometimes I'd see some hotties' walk in and I'd get a raging boner and go into the bathroom and shoot one off (a lot)

Masturbation moments ROFL

Lately 3-4x a week

**Pac8541** · 11-10-2006, 05:59 AM

I'm overseas for 90 days at a time and like the previous post, I've gotten so bored with my hand I bought one of those realistic pussy and ass units modeled after Briana Banks. Still gotta do it cuz its a great reliever of stress but the hand and lotion thing just ain't doing the job much any more. When I'm home, no need really cuz the wife is very helpful, for both of us.

Desperate times call for desperate measures friend...

**wascaptain5214** · 11-10-2006, 06:13 AM

when i was a kid, yea i did it....alot. but as i got older the fun kinda wore off.......me, i like women....and i like the horny feeling i get after a week or so without sex.

**allsafe** · 11-10-2006, 06:36 AM

Whoa.. watermelon... hmmm.

I do it often, at least once a day or more if I'm recreating and horny without comforts of the ladies.

Have a wife and a steady girl. I have actually done it with gf while she did herself. Very stimulating and memorable.

It is a muscle right? Gotta work out to get max benny!!

**Timm1704** · 11-10-2006, 07:18 AM

lol does your wife know about the steady girl? and does the steady girl know about the wife?

**allsafe** · 11-10-2006, 07:35 AM

Timm the gf does, the wife is aware of the other but not intimately... something to aspire toward.

LAW..also in love with u like TFG is. grr baby, grr.

Mob.. wat the hell? I am fairly new to all this forum, but that is the first I've seen someone rage against another. From what I read in the new member section that kinda rage isn't allowed here. Am I missing something? Is some anger acceptable and other not? I just wanna understand the limits.

I have some sketchy masterbation history that would make u all cringe, but hey.. I'm new and don't want to be labeled as that weird new guy!

**allsafe** · 11-10-2006, 07:44 AM

oh but what the hell i'm feeling the sharing mood today ...
this isn't the sketchy thing, but it's revealing enuf for now!..

i may be known to use a recreational supplement that really energizes the heart rate and amps up the body. that effect reduces erection capability but the rec sup also causes a very horny desire. last week while i was particularly involved in the rec sup i stroked my unit looking at internet porn for over 3 hours one night and a couple hours two other nights!!

let me tell u, there is significant growth to the penis when you do shit like that! i mean, like half an inch resting and hella girth. sorry fellas, i can tmi quick but am pretty much an open book and say what i think.

**Ejuicer** · 11-10-2006, 07:44 AM

On cycle which is usually year-round, it's at least once a day plus sex with the gf 4-5 days a week. It's those couple months that I occasionally take off that suck.

**Chitown Raider** · 11-10-2006, 08:37 AM

What's masturbation?

**Mizfit** · 11-10-2006, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

good to know!hehehe!

haha

***G-1000*** · 11-10-2006, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Mobligator

And you're about as funny as a truck load of dead babies. Your father must have been wanking off too since must have he shot you in a flower pot and raised a ****ing idiot.
I certainly didn't want prostate cancer but I sure hope I live to see you get it. Then you won't find it so funny you shit kicking cowboy.

This was uncalled for. He was simply making a joke. he is also not the one that stated you hade cancer. Your remark is out of line and cruel to wish someone cancer.

**CSAR** · 11-10-2006, 09:06 AM

Gawd...there's so many young Japanese hotties in my uni classes that I can't think straight. Luckily, I have a lecture podium to cover up my raging 4 inches of white fury. Prior to kids, I probably enjoyed some self pleasure once or twice a week, along with 5 times with various gf's and the same after I got married. Now, by the time I get home my two kids (both under 3) destroy all my energy. Plus, I find that my legs get weak in the gym. Not saying that I don't have the desire, but the Energizer bunny ain't visited my sexuality in a while.

**zodiac666** · 11-10-2006, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

This was uncalled for. He was simply making a joke. he is also not the one that stated you hade cancer. Your remark is out of line and cruel to wish someone cancer.

might seem a little extreme but that was a pretty fvcked up joke. cancer or not i couldnt imagine saying something like that to someone my grandfather's age.