How many times a week?

[Panzerfaust]

And you're about as funny as a truck load of dead babies. Your father must have been wanking off too since must have he shot you in a flower pot and raised a ****ing idiot.
I certainly didn't want prostate cancer but I sure hope I live to see you get it. Then you won't find it so funny you shit kicking cowboy.

You might wanna limp over to another thread then you no sense of humour having fossil mother****er.

**** you and your prostate!

How's that? Now we are on the same level.


Oh, and go change your depends.

[Panzerfaust]

Pretty ****ing sad when someone has to **** up a thread because they cannot understand a joke and then spew insults..this thing is allowed on the board these days.

[G-1000]

Translation = I can't get it up anymore!




Sorry, i had too. Lighten up, this is the Lounge plus for god's sake it is a wanking off thread.

What is so ****ed up about that. He did not make one statement about cancer.

(Kale) They guy is 73 and has had Prostate Cancer

Kale did.

[Panzerfaust]

What is so ****ed up about that. He did not make one statement about cancer.

Kale did.

You know i honestly feel bad that i reduced myself to trading insults with this new cat on the board, i think it is the first time i have ever posted something like that but i still stand by it because

1. This is the lounge and 95% of stuff in the lounge should not be taken seriously
2. This is a jerking off thread for the love of god
3. I never mentioned nor knew of his previous illness
4. He calls me out like i am some punk kid, **** that

[G-1000]

You know i honestly feel bad that i reduced myself to trading insults with this new cat on the board, i think it is the first time i have ever posted something like that but i still stand by it because

1. This is the lounge and 95% of stuff in the lounge should not be taken seriously
2. This is a jerking off thread for the love of god
3. I never mentioned nor knew of his previous illness
4. He calls me out like i am some punk kid, **** that

agreed

[Panzerfaust]

Mob.. wat the hell? I am fairly new to all this forum, but that is the first I've seen someone rage against another. From what I read in the new member section that kinda rage isn't allowed here. Am I missing something? Is some anger acceptable and other not? I just wanna understand the limits.

Needless to say, the board has made some "changes" over the years.

[stunner5000pt]

my numbers are WAYYY higher... theyre in the twenties...

and im single

and not on cycle

[big L 17]

to damn much once or twice a day

[RuhlFreak55]

at least 3 times a day

[Mobligator]

You know i honestly feel bad that i reduced myself to trading insults with this new cat on the board, i think it is the first time i have ever posted something like that but i still stand by it because

1. This is the lounge and 95% of stuff in the lounge should not be taken seriously
2. This is a jerking off thread for the love of god
3. I never mentioned nor knew of his previous illness
4. He calls me out like i am some punk kid, **** that

************************************************** *******
I see you are still ranting and spewing out your empty rhetoric in search of sympathy. Well here's the truth of the matter.

In your first response to my posting, #41 to goose boy, “where he indicated I was one sick boy” because I didn’t jerk off, you had to jump in adding insult to injury when it was none of your business. It doesn’t make anyone a “sick boy” if they refrain from masturbating, on the contrary it’s a virtue and a sign of maturity. Two other members stated they didn’t engage in the practice, Mavsluva (who had cancer and is impotent and Justinandrews who is a Christian but no one questioned them or made any disparaging or ignorant remarks about them.

Also I didn’t realize at the time it was you who started the thread but now this puts your ignorance in a entirely different light.
Excerpt from your original post:
I ask this only because my g/f believes i am sick/mental because i jack off 2-3x a week. Apparently she never does this and i am the only man doing it, as she puts it "19yr old boys do it and think it is funny",

Your GF was absolutely right, you are sick/mental when you resort to this kind of behavior when at 27 yrs of age. You should be meeting her needs instead of your selfish gratification. IMO she ought to dump you and find herself a real man, someone who is mature enough to have put away such childish behavior. And to make matters worst you admit to watching porn and jerking off. You are borderline becoming a pervert and you think that’s normal. If you were single or without a GF, I could see the need to masturbate occasionally but I think most women would find you somewhat deficient by bragging about jacking off in your situation.

* He calls me out like i am some punk kid, **** that.
At 27 you are still punk kid in my eyes and one who sounds like he hasn’t yet made it past the third grade. And it sounds like your GF feels the same way. You also seem to feel as though you own these boards in AR. Numbers don’t give you any special privileges to criticize others simply because they don’t engage in your maladaptive behaviors. You in fact you sound more like some uneducated brat.

* And what does this sentence mean; “**** you and your prostate! Oh, and go change your depends”. Change my depends??? What kind of gobblygook is that?

* F—k my prostate? Someday pal you will have problems with yours too and quite possibly cancer but then you won’t find it so funny. Keep juicing up and it’ll happen sooner than later. Statistics show that 1 in 5 men will get prostate cancer but those stats are extremely conservative. If you live to be 70 you have a 70% chance of getting PCa and those chances escalate relative to age.

I didn’t start this shit, YOU DID! I stated a fact and you made erroneous assumptions from it. FYI, I can still get it up but I have no desire to “wank off”, as you would say and I certainly don’t look at pornography. I have better and more constructive things to do, plus I have a good looking wife and a very healthy relationship/marriage while you’re still acting like a child in a man’s body. If you want to start a war of words you’d better buy yourself some books and go back to school pal because you’re acting like a cretin. Or perhaps you’ve shot all of your brains out the end of your dick. Grow up and start acting your age instead of your I.Q.

[gixxerboy1]

^^^blah blah blah

[RuhlFreak55]

well that post makes me wonder what the rest of the thread says.....and for the record there is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbating......duh......and just because he does that doesn't mean he's not pleasing his woman...he might have higher sexual needs than her....another duh.....oh and healthy people don't get cancer...as if everyone didn't already know that

[needmorestrength]

And you're about as funny as a truck load of dead babies. Your father must have been wanking off too since must have he shot you in a flower pot and raised a ****ing idiot.
I certainly didn't want prostate cancer but I sure hope I live to see you get it. Then you won't find it so funny you shit kicking cowboy.

you would think someone with cancer would find a nicer way to say things though!!! My dad just battled it, and I get deffensive when anyone makes a joke about it.. I can truly say that its not an easy thing to go through and I wish you all the best!!

[audis4]

got a little anger built up mobilgator?

[allsafe]

Hey Mob.. check this perversion =)

My young enuf to be my daughter gf and I had an amazing 7 hour **** a thon last weekend. Well I don't about u, but after about 3 hours it's tuff to keep things up and running. So we play around with our hands and watch each other masterbate.. talk about sexy shit there man, living porn.

Anyway to my point... you shudda seen her pleasure when I stood over her and finished myself off while bumping her face! I don't know who got off more, me or her when her pearl necklace arrive via air mail =)

Perversion is a state of mind. Your age should not dictate your sexuality or perversion. Sadness to your health, best wishes for rest of days.

[DNoMac]

10 members viewing. Damn masturbation sure is popular around here!!

[Panzerfaust]

To the old guy with no prostate:

You are correct numbers mean jack shit, i earned my title from experience and knowledge and i have never done AAS and i am not a bodybuilder, you are just trying your best to come up with some form of insult.

My g/f is beyond pleased in this area of life, so that is irrelevant. It is quite clear you have nothing to add to the board but negativity and insults and i would suggest you find another board that puts up with your rants.

I am sorry you had cancer and went through hell but don't think for one second that entitles you to throw around insults or act like a complete dick (no pun intended).

This is the LOUNGE and there are so many off topic/****ed up/twisted/revolting posts in here and it just so happens i started my first one and you come in with your attitude and lack of sense of humour.

It is times like this i miss the "old" rules here as i think a couple days off the forum would either make you think before you post or make you realise that you have nothing to offer here and should never return.

Either way, i am done with this. I do actually work for a living and help others on the board in positive way's so i will no longer respond to any post by you. This board needs positive members and this was controlled at one time by the mods, alas no longer.

Please change my opinion, i could be wrong about you and you might actually one day contribute to the board but until then, you come off as bitter and negative.

[Hellmaskbanned]

Bunch of cry babies in here. If you don't masterbate or like the idea of such, Don't ****ing come in here to start shit.

I agee, this is the lounge, and it's the internet. Go cry in your pillow not in here ppl.

[Flagg]

If the next time you whack off and only air comes out when you orgasm, THAT is when you know you whack it too much.

[prncezzml]

How many times a week do you masturbate/jack off/wank off etc.?

I ask this only because my g/f believes i am sick/mental because i jack off 2-3x a week. Apparently she never does this and i am the only man doing it, as she puts it "19yr old boys do it and think it is funny", shit i am 27 and think it's awesome.

So how about it, take the poll bro's and sista's

Edit: Oh, and i like porn

Its only bad if you are masturbating instead of having sex with her. Then I can understand why she's pissed about it! I feel sorry for people who don't masturbate maybe she should start doing it more? Maybe you could tell her to get a vibrator

[DSM4Life]

I think i am going to rub one out just for this thread. Be back in 30 secs

[Panzerfaust]

Getting ready for #2 of the week.

[*Narkissos*]

I've probably rubbed out 21 for the week so far.

Am i sick too?




One thing's sure.. i'm sore

[Mobligator]

To the humorous Texan,

I make it a practice to never post to a thread unless it’s on a subject for which I have a substantial amount of knowledge, either from my academic years or from 73 years of personal experience in the school of hard knocks. In the area of weightlifting (not bodybuilding), I only have over 53 years of experience. I also try to avoid posting in frivolous threads as I feel they are a waste of time but I did post in this thread (even though it appeared to be frivolous), because I felt sure there would be plenty of exaggeration if not outright lies so I thought it would be a fresh breath of air for at least one who would tell the truth. I told the truth and was ridiculed for doing it but it wasn’t me that started slinging shit. Here’s how it got started.

You asked the question Tex; “How many times do you jack off…”

Post # 7, I said, "Zero".

Then the shit started! But not by me.

Post # 9 Foskamink calls me a liar.

Post # 10 Tex said; “WTF? Lose it in the war? Never heard of PCT? Do tell...”.
I let that go and said nothing.

Post # 11 Justinandrews7 said, “i do it zero times week..”
No one comments on his "zero".

Post # 16 I replied to Foskamink saying; “Just hope and pray you don't get prostate cancer”.
After he called me a liar my reply was still entirely civil. No further reply from Foskamink

Post # 28 by goose4; “Well your one sick boy....Your missing out big time...”.
Now I don’t let this go by. So I jumped his ass in post # 41 for calling me a “sick boy”.
No reply from goose4.

Post # 50 Now Tex, you started the shit by saying; “Translation = I can't get it up anymore!”
I didn’t see any humor in that ridicule at all and I had already let one of your previous snide remarks go by in post # 10.

Lets see if I got this right. If you don’t jack off you’re either a liar, or sick, lost it in the war or just can’t get it up and that’s supposed to be humor. What’s wrong with this picture? You claim the board has changed but it looks to me like our morals have changed. For all those who are not aware of it, there are some people in this world who do not “jack off” and I am one of them. Not because I can’t get it up or because of having prostate cancer but I gave it up when I got married. And if anything ought to be considered sick it would be looking at porn and whacking off. In fact it has been labeled as an addiction, a form of "obsessive compulsive disorder". Now that’s a true contribution to this board about something for which I have considerable knowledge, the science of psychology.
In conclusion, you said; “Either way, i am done with this. I do actually work for a living and help others on the board in positive way's so i will no longer respond to any post by you.” Yea, you certainly responded to my post in a positive way. I said “Zero” and you said, ; “WTF? Lose it in the war”? and “Translation = I can't get it up anymore!” I’m really ecstatic you won’t be responding so positive to me anymore. I’ll sleep much better tonight. BTW, I wasn’t aware this was your board. If it is, I won’t post to it any more. However if it’s not your board, well you don’t have to read my posts. Now how’s that for congeniality! We almost have a truce.

[*Narkissos*]

I won’t post to it any more..

Good.

Back to "Masturbation Station"



The most i've probably beat one in a day is 11 times when i was bout 16 or 17.

On the last time...nothing came out...'cept may be air

[HORSE~]

Good.

Back to "Masturbation Station"



The most i've probably beat one in a day is 11 times when i was bout 16 or 17.

On the last time...nothing came out...'cept may be air

LMFAO!!!!

Do you me the clique you dont have to masterbate there????

[HORSE~]

Alright enough beign gay with Nark tonight for me........

I will resume in the morning....

[HORSE~]

Oh yea for the origanal question.....

I rub it every morning at 7:00 am.....

LMAO I also post here every morning at 7:00 am....

A little strange????

NAhhhhh!!!!!!

I love you guy's.......

[*Narkissos*]

^^

[DSM4Life]

Its natures natural sleeping pill. Oh, look at the time , bed time

[Prada]

Nice to see some felllow masturbation aficionados here.
I raise my penis and salute thy.

[*Narkissos*]

^^ TMI

[Timm1704]

lol, how can a wanking thread become a serious issue? clearly most of us are tossers

[*Narkissos*]

^^ i take my wanking very seriously actually.






*Nark puts on business suit..and pops in some hardcore asian midget porn*

[Superhuman]

right now I've been averaging 1-2 times per DAY, that's 7-14 times a week!

Even when I had a girlfriend and we'd have sex like 3 times a day I would STILL jerk it at least once I day.

....I just love to cum haha

[MAXIMA5]

My girl gets mad when we have sex and I'm shootin blanks because I already rubbed 2 out that day. Now she thinks I cheat on her or something. I shouldnt feel guilty for whacking it.

[G-1000]

My girl gets mad when we have sex and I'm shootin blanks because I already rubbed 2 out that day. Now she thinks I cheat on her or something. I shouldnt feel guilty for whacking it.

just save it in a jar for her.

[stunner5000pt]

just save it in a jar for her.

i dunno about him but for me it would be more than one jar...

[Tren Bull]

3 = with GF

hell i had a buddy who got out 7 in one day!

i got out 8 in one night... but my girlfriend and her beautiful brazilian ass helped me with that one

[allsafe]

Tren , its good to see another bro that is kinkier than me!! I mean man for you to come out and talk about popping em out for your gf and a donkey from Brazil... dude you are far more sketchy and proud of yourselt than I'll ever be!!


lol, jk, lol, jk... lets not start another play of word sword in here!


I will take this time to follow up on my earlier comments about deca and my recreational supplement... the rec sup varies by source greatly, sometimes ridiculously =/ but neway this last stuff is da bomb for feeling great.

point in discussion however is how many times... well i got started today around 10am and decided it had been enough fun for one man in a week so around 12:20 happily let go and just about died from the feeling... all good, all good! wow is all that comes to mind! only other time it felt like that was not that long ago w gf. same cycle gear, 3 or 4 weeks in.. same rec sup, but from dif brother so also dif everything but amazing snap delivery of moderated tes and accelarated blood flow from rec sup.

oh and today was just like any other weekend... i slept about 5 hours since friday 9am. so my body was in suspended state of unrest. i know there are much healthier things in and about my life to share in here. but i also feel this information is not only important for me to share for my own sanity but also important for others to read and evaluate my performance (hah, lol, dudes jk... pleaz dont).