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  1. 03-03-2007, 12:53 PM #1
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    Scammed by a hotel!

    The old lady and I rent a hotel room every week to do our thing since I've got my kids at my house and she lives out of town. So last night I had some extra cash and decided to spend out and rented us a room at the Westin for $400. When I get there the kid behind the counter tells me about a special workout room that has everything for an extra $90. My crazy lady gets a kinky idea and pokes me to get it since she has this fantasy of doing it on a weight bench.

    The work-out room consisted of a F'n treadmill and two 10 lb dumbells and a complimentary bottled water!!! WTF!! Ok so it was in the room but for an extra 100? BAH!
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  2. 03-03-2007, 12:54 PM #2
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    could have fvcked on thr treadmill
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  3. 03-03-2007, 12:55 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ebjack
    could have fvcked on thr treadmill
    I paid that extra $100, not only did I fvuck on it but I also dropped a nut on it!!
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  4. 03-03-2007, 12:58 PM #4
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    how many mph????
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  5. 03-03-2007, 01:00 PM #5
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    thats good stuff
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  6. 03-03-2007, 01:08 PM #6
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    Wow.

    You were taken.

    That 'kid' is probably being commended by his boss as I type this and well on his way to employee of the month.

    But you got laid so everyone is happy on both sides of the table. That is the definition of a bargin.
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  7. 03-03-2007, 01:10 PM #7
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    lol. Ppl at hotels will always tell you about their "gym" rofl.

    Theyre always a joke. Typically consist of a treadmil or two, a scale, and a few dumbbells.
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  8. 03-03-2007, 01:30 PM #8
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    You got ownded man..sorry!

    Hey, but at least you got some hot ass huh? That is assuming your g/f is a hottie.
    ***No source checks!!!***
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  9. 03-03-2007, 01:35 PM #9
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    500$? how many times you and your wife go for that?
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  10. 03-03-2007, 01:47 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    500$? how many times you and your wife go for that?
    Usually me and my girl are happy at the Holiday Inn for $75. Just had a little extra cash to burn last night.

    I'm good for 5-6 times with this GH and myogenx I'm on
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  11. 03-03-2007, 01:54 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    Usually me and my girl are happy at the Holiday Inn for $75. Just had a little extra cash to burn last night.

    I'm good for 5-6 times with this GH and myogenx I'm on
    you sure got your money worth mate.
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  12. 03-03-2007, 01:59 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    you sure got your money worth mate.
    With us living almost 2 hours apart we need to get it on as much as possible when we do see each other.
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    Hey treadmill sounds like killer idea especially on max grade
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    yeah but im thinking you would get road rash on your ass from the belt.
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    Did the treadmill have one of those heartrate monitors so you can figure out if your burning fat or just improving cardio while having sex on it?
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    I hate to let you boy's down but the treadmill was off when I was working it
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  17. 03-04-2007, 10:10 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    I paid that extra $100, not only did I fvuck on it but I also dropped a nut on it!!
    The treadmill got...................
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    He knew what you were there for. So he thought he would **** you first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr


    He knew what you were there for. So he thought he would **** you first.
    LMAO.....now that's funny...................
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  20. 03-04-2007, 10:41 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr


    He knew what you were there for. So he thought he would **** you first.
    The little bastard didn't even kiss me before he ****** me!

    I feel like such a Ho!
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  21. 03-05-2007, 05:43 PM #21
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    so how many calories did u burn. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by KAEW44
    Did the treadmill have one of those heartrate monitors so you can figure out if your burning fat or just improving cardio while having sex on it?
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    I would have bust a wadd in the cup holder and in the bottle of water
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  24. 03-05-2007, 08:35 PM #24
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    Did you keep the 10lbs weights??? I would have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benches505
    I paid that extra $100, not only did I fvuck on it but I also dropped a nut on it!!
    lol! you should have broke it as well!
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