'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RuhlFreak55]

ok...i believe it is time

[Dukkit]

man. its like every 3 seconds im gettin texts. and every text is from a different person. mostly girls. what is it with monday?

[smokeyd]

ruh just do me a favor and get over your depresion before you take over the world, think it would work out better for all of us if your a happy tirant.

[RuhlFreak55]

if they ever make superpump illegal i'm committing suicide

[Dukkit]

somedays i just want to turn off my phone and throw it in a river

[RuhlFreak55]

ruh just do me a favor and get over your depresion before you take over the world, think it would work out better for all of us if your a happy tirant.

how could one not be happy being tyrant? i'd be good and just.....i'd prolly make drinking illegal though.....or have harsh penalties like death for things like drunk driving

[Dukkit]

if they ever make superpump illegal i'm committing suicide

what is superpump? like a preworkout booster thing?

[RuhlFreak55]

somedays i just want to turn off my phone and throw it in a river

my phone never rings unless my 'rents are callin lol

[RuhlFreak55]

what is superpump? like a preworkout booster thing?

superpump 250 from gaspari

[smokeyd]

can you make it were you have to pass a massive and comprehinsive test to be allowed to purchase and use gear?

[RuhlFreak55]

ima listen to die with honor one more time then i have to roll

[Dukkit]

i told my mom that i want a funeral pyre on the sea. like a boat thingy set afire as my dead carcass lies on it. she said to put it in my will.

[RuhlFreak55]

can you make it were you have to pass a massive and comprehinsive test to be allowed to purchase and use gear?

i was just gonna make it legal but you know that's a pretty good idea.....u can be my advisor lolz

[RuhlFreak55]

i told my mom that i want a funeral pyre on the sea. like a boat thingy set afire as my dead carcas lies on it. she said to put it in my will.

do they have to do it if you put it in ur will? that's how i want to be...ummm 'buried' lol

[smokeyd]

that would kick ass, like you float off and then someone shoots a flamming arrow at you and it sets you on fire at dusk and you float off in a blaze of glory

[smokeyd]

i was just gonna make it legal but you know that's a pretty good idea.....u can be my advisor lolz

im in i will give the exams and idiots get nothing

[Dukkit]

SuperPump 250 by Gaspari Nutrition 800g
The clinical trials have it! SuperPump 250 has been developed through extensive research and has been shown in independent laboratory testing to promote explosive increases in lean mass and muscle size in your very first workout! SuperPump 250 has also been shown to illicit a simultaneous reduction in unwanted body fat! In one fell swoop, Gaspari Nutrition has made all other nitric oxide and creatine supplements obsolete. Thanks to a precise formulation of ingredients designed to enhance anabolic signaling and nutrient delivery, SuperPump 250 delivers skin-tearing pumps, road-map vascularity and incredible, explosive workouts!

Clinical Trial Shows New Novel Compound Substantially
Increases Muscle Mass AND Reduces Body Fat In 1 Dose.

The Study

Subjects completed two trials, in random order, separated by ~ one-week: 1) workout only, 2) same workout with SuperPump 250. During the SuperPump trial, subjects ingested one serving of the supplement 30-minutes before starting the workout. During the placebo trial, subjects drank water. The workout consisted of 10 sets: 5 sets for the biceps and 5 sets for the triceps. All weights, reps and rest periods were tightly controlled and kept the same from one trial to the next. That way, any differences seen would be due to the supplement. Changes in lean mass (muscle) and body fat were measured with “gold standard” and one of the most sensitive tools available: dual-energy x-ray absorptiometry (DEXA).

The Results:


Effect of 1 dose of SuperPump 250 on lean (muslce) mass.

Interpretation of Study

Placebo (workout only): a 3.5% increase in estimated lean mass of the arms.

SuperPump 250 (workout + supplement): a 9% increase in estimated lean mass of the arms. In other words, when the same subjects did the exact same workout (same weights, sets, and reps) but simply took 1 serving of SuperPump 30 minutes beforehand, they gained 2 and a half times more muscle in their arms! One subject even gained 5-times more muscle!


Effect of 1 dose of SuperPump 250 on percent body fat.

SuperPump 250

Increase the muscle building power of your workout by 250% as compared to placebo!
Up to 5 times the muscle building power of a regular workout!
Same workout – Up to FIVE TIMES more muscle!
Drop Body Fat in a single dose!

[RuhlFreak55]

also......NO ENTITLEMENTS......if you can't take care of yourself....welll......die

[Dukkit]

seems a little far fetch? they say a guy gained 5times more muscle from work out. thats more then tren will do. lol..

[RuhlFreak55]

i've probably spent more money on superpump since it came out than i have on gear in total at the moment lol

[RuhlFreak55]

seems a little far fetch? they say a guy gained 5times more muscle from work out. thats more then tren will do. lol..

i don't even really care if those claims are true....i just know how it makes me feel working out

[RuhlFreak55]

ok i'm rollin out.....catch y'all later

[Dukkit]

well how does it make you feel while working out brother. elaborate please sir

[Dukkit]

psh!! punk

[Dukkit]

time for some sugar/fat free pudding. peace!

[gixxerboy1]

do i really want to ask. lol

well gst did have his pee pee in a bag of popcorn

[Dukkit]

well gst did have his pee pee in a bag of popcorn

haha. i completely forgot about that. i walked right into that.

[Dukkit]

i cant seem to stop admiring my back, it has really blown up since i started doing deadlifts a few weeks ago. im in love with it. ill walk by a mirror and try to crane my neck to see it strectchin my shirt. its a beautiful thing.

i need to get on cycle.

[smokeyd]

well gst did have his pee pee in a bag of popcorn

hahaha i forgot also, thats great!

just got done with 6oz london broil and protein shake with oats i have 3 pounds of london broil left and i gotta give up the beef until i get done cuttin

[Dukkit]

hmmm, yea i never cut. im just lucky that i dont gain fat that easily.

[Nicotine]

i think the fina is making me aggressive...first time running it...eod....

i did sust/winny last time..it actually mellowed me out......

this time, sust/fina.... well..that..and this job blows, carl is pissing me off.....

argh.

bad day.

i just snapped on all my co workers

[Dukkit]

i think the fina is making me aggressive...first time running it...eod....

i did sust/winny last time..it actually mellowed me out......

this time, sust/fina.... well..that..and this job blows, carl is pissing me off.....

argh.

bad day.

i just snapped on all my co workers

.

aww buddy, just relax. go to the gym, get laid. or sit here and talk to us. that always helps me cool down. we are here for ya.

[Kratos]

take this job blows, and carl is pissing you off
switch it
Carl blows, and the job is pissing you off
might help

[smokeyd]

yeah well im a fatty so i gotta get rid of a lot of lard lol

[Kratos]

cow is my favorite animal to eat

[Dukkit]

yeah well im a fatty so i gotta get rid of a lot of lard lol

stats?

[Dukkit]

cow is my favorite animal to eat

women are my favorite animal to eat....

what?? you knew that was coming. i had to.

[smokeyd]

6'3 278 19% bf

[Kratos]

u r a big boy

[Dukkit]

6'3 278 19% bf

damn, beast.

im 6'3 also. but about 210. at 8-9 %BF