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  1. 08-23-2007, 02:15 PM #5161
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    best one ever....


    angry dragon 2109 up, 275 down

    Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

    I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

    You have to quit...Im crying here
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    i have actully seen the angry dragon before...i came in her mouth and as she was about to swallow she sneezed....it was gross, but so cool....looked like a angry dragon fo sho...HAHAHAHHAHA
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    angry pirate 2025 up, 215 down

    when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your lau***ng ass.
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    strawberry shortcake made me sick thinking about it....hey Roid lets try that tonight....hahahahah
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    you guys can try this to ..

    pink sock 1320 up, 176 down

    (n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
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    wtf..
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
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    The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
    Who's couch can i sleep on after i try that?
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    Did I leave the wig at your house?


    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    strawberry shortcake made me sick thinking about it....hey Roid lets try that tonight....hahahahah
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    Angry Pirate is now my new favorite....i can just picture some girl chasing after me hobblin on one leg and one eye....HARRRRRR....HAHAHAHHA
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    harrrr...
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    ya i have been sleeping with it under my pillow for days now....wtf is a pin sock in the first place...

    Gixxer, you can stay at my house, i got kicked out so its all yours now...
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    last one guys...

    dirty gas pump 299 up, 61 down

    starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.
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    I'm going limp



    HAARRRRR
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    this thread makes me wanna
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    lol....
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    where you getting these from Poon....Roid's personal Kama sutra book
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    I think my favorite is still the angry dragon..holy shiat
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    same here roid that so fcking funny
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    its under things i want to do before i die....


    but yea i broke into roids house and stole them from his lil black book..
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    I know what would make you feel better webb...go to the bar tonight and find a chic willing to do a rusty trombone...nothing like a chics face in your ass to get you going...


    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    where you getting these from Poon....Roid's personal Kama sutra book
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    cherry cream pie 309 up, 45 down

    A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.
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    Hot Lips Houlahan 264 up, 51 down

    Before you have sex with a woman, put tabasco sauce on the OUTSIDE of the condom, her ***** lips will be on fire in no time. If you want to cool the burn, pull out and hose it down. (this may also work for BJs.)
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    Stop giving away all my secrets!
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    LOL....my bad... just thought every one should experience this..
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    cherry cream pie is just to far lol
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    I just found out why your girl is pissed at you webb...I didnt know you lived in edinburgh though..


    dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover
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    missionary position does it for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by bpm1
    missionary position does it for me

    Def doggy for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Def doggy for me
    now ur talking crazy,lol
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    i am a reverse cowgirl ma myself....
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    lol.... reverse cowgirl huh....


    i like anything flexable...
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    K so i leave for an hour and this is what I come back to? BTW, the you forgot the houdini:

    Doing her doggy style, you tell her you are coming and you spit on her back. then when she turns over you shoot her in the face and scream HOUDINI!
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    Houdini is now my new favorite....i love it....
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    Another one worth trying


    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
    K so i leave for an hour and this is what I come back to? BTW, the you forgot the houdini:

    Doing her doggy style, you tell her you are coming and you spit on her back. then when she turns over you shoot her in the face and scream HOUDINI!
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    You could incorporate that one with the pirate one
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    hahahaha for sure trying that!!! lol
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    butt pirate whores!!!!!!!!!!
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    wow i leave and the thread goes to the bottom of the board... come on whores step your game up..
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    wow i leave and the thread goes to the bottom of the board... come on whores step your game up..
    bend over poon and we'll get the game on...


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