'Official Postwhore Thread'

[l2elapse]

still living in the dorm senior year? dang

[Lexed]

roid how did u become a mod?

[RA]

roid how did u become a mod?

I dont think you want to hear the story

[Lexed]

some music to listen while u whoring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZd1Js0QaOI

[Merc..]

I am a whore SHHH dont tell

hahahahahha

Merc.

[bpm1]

I dont think you want to hear the story

now i REALLY wanna hear it

[Lexed]

prob gave the admin a blumpkin

[Amorphic]

I am a whore SHHH dont tell

hahahahahha

Merc.

You're a dirty dirty one too

[bpm1]

I am a whore SHHH dont tell

hahahahahha

Merc.

our little secret

[bpm1]

prob gave the admin a blumpkin

[Lexed]

another great song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fk6W8YhI-s

[RA]

prob gave the admin a blumpkin

You would think of that lexed

[PEWN]

i am by no means a whore ... so i will bever be a mod... tear..

[Amorphic]

you're just an addict pewn

[PEWN]

You would think of that lexed

yea he would....

[Lexed]

I only found out what it meant a couple days ago

[WEBB]

i dont know what it means...tell me tell me....

[Lexed]

When people fart you wind up following them around, nose to their ass, and jacking off at the same time. Instead of flushing the toilet after you pinch off a biscuit you leave it there for months, because the more rancid the odor the farther you shoot your load.

[Lexed]

also getting a bj while taking a shit

[Amorphic]

^^^^ wow

[Lexed]

thats what I said after somone told me what it meant

[Amorphic]

At least it would make the process of shitting more enjoyable.

[Amorphic]

Maybe I should call my ex over for one

[RA]

also getting a bj while taking a shit

So thats what the name of that is...

[bpm1]

thats what I said after somone told me what it meant

yea, thats almost as bad as a tossed salad

[WEBB]

well now i can telll my girl that what she does has a name...thanks man.....

[RA]

I dont know bpm, I could go for a good rusty trombone

yea, thats almost as bad as a tossed salad

[bpm1]

how do people come up with these things? how do u figure out that is your fetish?

[bpm1]

I dont know bpm, I could go for a good rusty trombone

not sure i want to know, how bout shrimping

[RA]

No way. Cant stand feet.

not sure i want to know, how bout shrimping

[WEBB]

felchin is one of your fav's too isnt it Roid...how bout a Clevland Steamer to get your day going.... I love the ol' Glass bottom boat myself.....

[bpm1]

im lost now, i must be very boring,lol

[RA]

felchin is one of your fav's too isnt it Roid...how bout a Clevland Steamer to get your day going.... I love the ol' Glass bottom boat myself.....

Only with you webb

[PEWN]

the ol hott karl is the best

[PEWN]

A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.

1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.

[WEBB]

felching: suckin the splooge outta someone's ass after your done humpin it
Clevland Steamer: shitting on someones chest while they jack off
Glass botto Boat: having some one shit on a glass table while you lay underneath it and jack off...

[RA]

A rusty trombone:

To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

[WEBB]

Only with you webb

Your such a tease Roid, you big bitch you...

[PEWN]

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.

[WEBB]

A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.

1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.

I was sleeping with Roid's sister one night and just as i was about to Flech her i got hot Karled.....it was sweet....