'Official Postwhore Thread'

[RANA]

Hola whores

[Big]

rana in da hayouse

[Igifuno]

sup raina?

ya big, i'm tired as well. i'm having trouble holding down even 5-6 hours of sleep... long work hours, kids, gym, getting up all night with the new dog...

life's good though... just need more sleep

[Big]

same here, neighbor got a new puppy, they seem to like putting it out at around 2:30am and letting it bark it's little ass off all night. I love animals, but I love sleep more.

[PEWN]

mmm... cottage cheese...

[PEWN]

gotta eat before bed..

[Big]

mmm... cottage cheese...

umm....ok

[PEWN]

i was talking about my date tonight... lol...

[Big]

ahh..good old cottage cheese thighs

[PEWN]

oh yea.... shaniqua...

[Big]

we've got this new manager where I work, she's probably about 5'6" and I'd say 400 to 600 lbs, I can't get a good read on her weight because it's kind of like looking at the sun, I don't look directly at her, I just try to catch a glimpse so as not to cause any permanent damage to my eyes.

[PEWN]

if i pm you my number will you give it to her....

any pics of this warlock..

[RANA]

we've got this new manager where I work, she's probably about 5'6" and I'd say 400 to 600 lbs, I can't get a good read on her weight because it's kind of like looking at the sun, I don't look directly at her, I just try to catch a glimpse so as not to cause any permanent damage to my eyes.

So are you going to hit that?

[Big]

So are you going to hit that?

it's funny, I'm a flirt by nature, and apparently so is she, but even on test I just couldn't do it. I'm partial to, umm....attractive girls.

[PEWN]

[PEWN]

[PEWN]

[RANA]

I did not know you ride pwentang

[Big]

geez, who lets their kids stunt without gear? at least a helmet...

[RANA]

it's funny, I'm a flirt by nature, and apparently so is she, but even on test I just couldn't do it. I'm partial to, umm....attractive girls.

Oh you say that now, but you will keep flirting then WHAM you both are at a office gathering and you start drinking. Then oh $hit... your humping that pig or she will just blow you

[PEWN]

[lightwaytbaby]

lightwaytbaby!!!

[Big]

Oh you say that now, but you will keep flirting then WHAM you both are at a office gathering and you start drinking. Then oh $hit... your humping that pig or she will just blow you

I don't drink, and I think if I saw her drop her head into a trough to lap down some tasty beverage it just might put me off her even more. Today everyone left the office and it was just me and her there, and I got a little scared, I'm pretty sure if she jumped on me I wouldn't be able to lift her off.

[PEWN]

light wayt ...

[lightwaytbaby]

im a gonna get drunk tonight!!!

[PEWN]

you get drunk every night....


what bar do you go to....

your in wesley chapel right ?

[RANA]

I don't drink, and I think if I saw her drop her head into a trough to lap down some tasty beverage it just might put me off her even more. Today everyone left the office and it was just me and her there, and I got a little scared, I'm pretty sure if she jumped on me I wouldn't be able to lift her off.

Good luck either way, I think that a month from now you will be writing something like this: "$hit guys you are not going to believe what (or who) I did at the office today"
I see the future

[lightwaytbaby]

you get drunk every night....


what bar do you go to....

your in wesley chapel right ?

yea yea...im going out to a local bar..."peabodies" then out to mcdintons...

[PEWN]

tht would be sweet to see the future...

[PEWN]

tru....

i wanted to go to the shinedown concert tongiht ... but i got caught up at work...

[RANA]

tht would be sweet to see the future...

Hell yes it would

[Big]

Good luck either way, I think that a month from now you will be writing something like this: "$hit guys you are not going to believe what (or who) I did at the office today"
I see the future

you could be half right, if I did hit it I'd never admit it on here

[PEWN]

ill come to wesley chapel some time and you can show me the sites...

[PEWN]

you could be half right, if I did hit it I'd never admit it on here

couldnt be any worse than tais stories..

[lightwaytbaby]

that sucks dude. i went to the stonesour concert...was bad ass!

[Big]

can I go?

[RANA]

you could be half right, if I did hit it I'd never admit it on here

Come on, you have to admit to it. We all want to know

[PEWN]

really ... sweet... the stonesours lead singer is the lead singer for slipknot to ..

[RANA]

we are like family here

[Big]

Come on, you have to admit to it. We all want to know

I did find myself looking at her today, and wondering if I could if I had to, but I don't think there is enough test to make it happen.