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  1. 08-15-2008, 10:19 AM #54601
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    wait till i buy a laptop. oh it will be game over. or even if i get a phone that i can get on and type with. phew!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh man. i hate to hear stories like this. my brothers arent getting any. you need to get out there and take some!!
    I'm pretty chill when it comes to sex. I'll just jerk off and then I feel better and get back to thinking about other things. The girl I was telling you about in DC invited me to her half birthday party this weekend. Yeah, she's turning 24.5 and throwing a party to celebrate. I'm sure we would have sex if I went down, but I don't feel like driving that far. I think I just txt my 19 year old and tell her I need some this weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    wait till i buy a laptop. oh it will be game over. or even if i get a phone that i can get on and type with. phew!

    they will prob start charging you for excessive bandwith usage
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    they will prob start charging you for excessive bandwith usage

    haha. ill be the only member on here that has to pay!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I'm pretty chill when it comes to sex. I'll just jerk off and then I feel better and get back to thinking about other things. The girl I was telling you about in DC invited me to her half birthday party this weekend. Yeah, she's turning 24.5 and throwing a party to celebrate. I'm sure we would have sex if I went down, but I don't feel like driving that far. I think I just txt my 19 year old and tell her I need some this weekend.
    i see. well that is a hike for just some puss puss. but hit up the 19 year old. i havent heard you mention her that much lately. or... you know i have to say this... go make a date with the donut girl!!!!!!!!
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    hahaha I gave up donuts a month or two ago. I haven't seen much of the dounut girl.
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    im going to eat, i shall return
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    hahaha I gave up donuts a month or two ago. I haven't seen much of the dounut girl.
    so you dont need to get donuts to visit her. duh. i swear, kratos. sometimes. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    im going to eat, i shall return
    ill be here boy boy!
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    hey kat
    umm, that dude's plumber's crack isn't doing anything for me just so you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh man. i hate to hear stories like this. my brothers arent getting any. you need to get out there and take some!!
    Im getting none
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    hey kat
    umm, that dude's plumber's crack isn't doing anything for me just so you know.
    It's not supposed to do anything for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    Im getting none
    well a diamond ring is a powerful sex drive reducing drug. But, I'm guessing she is still hundrends of miles beyond the reach of your penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    It's not supposed to do anything for you
    That's better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    well a diamond ring is a powerful sex drive reducing drug. But, I'm guessing she is still hundrends of miles beyond the reach of your penis.
    My internet cock is big but not 1500 miles. 10 more days till she is here
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    My internet cock is big but not 1500 miles. 10 more days till she is here
    then you will be humping like jack rabbits. so i dont want to hear your pitiful crying chump!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    Hey boys!
    hey doll face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hey doll face.
    hey, how are you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    That's better
    I'm glad you like it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    Im getting none
    You aren't the only one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    hey, how are you
    spectacular now that your back.
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    ive really been helping alot of ppl out with their cycles and such. im starting to feel like im losing my whoreness. *sniff sniff*
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ive really been helping alot of ppl out with their cycles and such. im starting to feel like im losing my whoreness. *sniff sniff*
    thats impossible
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    you've lost that whoring fealing
    woah that whoring feeling
    you've lost that whoring feeling now it's gone gone gone woah-oh-oh gone
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    I changed my clothes while driving yesterday, it was awesome
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    I went from scrubs to jeans and a t-shirt
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    You aren't the only one.
    girls don't need sex, it's a medical fact
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I changed my clothes while driving yesterday, it was awesome
    hah ive done that. usually when im leaving one girls house and going to anothers. gotta get that girl smell off me so i put on fresh clothes

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    you've lost that whoring fealing
    woah that whoring feeling
    you've lost that whoring feeling now it's gone gone gone woah-oh-oh gone
    sing it kratos!!

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    thats impossible
    aww shucks!! thanks for your faith in my whoring
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    Well I'm done working for the day. Hope you guys have a wonderful weekend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    girls don't need sex, it's a medical fact
    whatever..
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    Well I'm done working for the day. Hope you guys have a wonderful weekend!
    bye bye shnookie boo!!!

    hahaha


    text me later
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    aww shucks!! thanks for your faith in my whoring
    what can i say your good at what you do
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    i just went on a bad ass scooter ride with my neighbor

    bye kats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    i just went on a bad ass scooter ride with my neighbor

    bye kats!
    sounds sick bro. i gotta steal someones golfcart and take that shit out and pick up some hos


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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    what can i say your good at what you do
    im catchin up to your post count. uh oh!
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    I hope your neighbor isn't a dude. Nothing gayier than two dudes on a scoot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I hope your neighbor isn't a dude. Nothing gayier than two dudes on a scoot.
    he was on his own scooter...and yea that would only be not-gay if we had the token gas can

    it was cool, we did a lil offroading on the banks of the mississippi
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    sounds sick bro. i gotta steal someones golfcart and take that shit out and pick up some hos


    HAHA get a dune buggy...they're cooler and you can take the hoes offroading...they love it!!
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    I got my brother's moped tuned in nice, it cruises at about 48mph now
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