'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

Good morning all! What a beautiful day! Makes me wanna be all productive and shit! NOT!!! I'm gonna ride as much as I can ! lol

haha, me and kat were just talking about that last night. how you never seem to work. your always whoring or riding. its awesome.

[inky-e]

Hey Inky...the rain is coming later...

Yeah it probably will, but I'll deal with it when it gets here, for now its Sunny! lol I gotta go to the mall and pick up some new cologne. Yes this filthy biker likes to smell good! lol

[Dukkit]

Dukkit, do you think that is a diet that your mom will like?

yea she'll love it. and its like perfect for her

[inky-e]

haha, me and kat were just talking about that last night. how you never seem to work. your always whoring or riding. its awesome.

You forgot working out and screwin! lol

[Dukkit]

I'm havin a little breakfast now.....D-bol! Breakfast of champions! lol

hmm, i have some dbol at home. and i would love to start munching on them. tryin to stay natural till oct though.

[Dukkit]

You forgot working out and screwin! lol

ahh, that is the life. we have pretty much the same life except i dont ride....yet!!!

[inky-e]

I gotta get movin here. never know when the water will appear. I'll be back later on. Bye bye kids! lol

[smokeyd]

good morning bros!!! I love inkys profile song on myspace!

[smokeyd]

dukki whats the game plan for this weekend?

[KatsMeow]

morning moocow

[smokeyd]

whats going on kitty, you got big plans for this weekend?

[Dukkit]

dukki whats the game plan for this weekend?

going bowling tonight with some friends. then going to the renaissance faire tomorrow and sun seeing my pregnant lover.

[Dukkit]

you smokey?

[Dukkit]

thats its. im horny. i didnt get to bust my nut this morning for some reason. we had sex for almost and hour and i was no where near cumming. not cool. i got off last night before bed but now im super horny till my lunch break. thats like 3 hours away. man. its a tough life i live.

[KatsMeow]

whats going on kitty, you got big plans for this weekend?

I think I'm going out to dinner with some friends tonight, tomorrow I have a wedding to go to and I plan on spending Sunday at the beach or something.

What are you up to this weekend MooCow?

[smokeyd]

ooo pregnant pewtang, extra warm extra tight lol i have always wanted to go to a renesance festival, get one of those big ass turkey legs, haha im cookin out at a buddys tonight then going out on the lake tommarow and have a wedding reception to attend tommorow night then cooking out with the family sunday....

[smokeyd]

thats its. im horny. i didnt get to bust my nut this morning for some reason. we had sex for almost and hour and i was no where near cumming. not cool. i got off last night before bed but now im super horny till my lunch break. thats like 3 hours away. man. its a tough life i live.

poor poor dukki, i will send mex over to help you out ah hahahaha

[KatsMeow]

I think I'm going to have some new pics taken next weekend since I don't have any of the new improved me.

[KatsMeow]

ooo pregnant pewtang, extra warm extra tight lol i have always wanted to go to a renesance festival, get one of those big ass turkey legs, haha im cookin out at a buddys tonight then going out on the lake tommarow and have a wedding reception to attend tommorow night then cooking out with the family sunday....

Just go to any Florida fair or to Disney world and you can have all the big turkey legs you want.

[smokeyd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo7K4...eature=related

[smokeyd]

Just go to any Florida fair or to Disney world and you can have all the big turkey legs you want.

yeah prob need to stay away from the giant turkey legs lol, my bro is in fl this week

[Dukkit]

ooo pregnant pewtang, extra warm extra tight lol i have always wanted to go to a renesance festival, get one of those big ass turkey legs, haha im cookin out at a buddys tonight then going out on the lake tommarow and have a wedding reception to attend tommorow night then cooking out with the family sunday....

yea it is the best. and she is so hot too. damn. i havent seen her for a few weeks. im excited to see how big her belly is now. sexy sexy!!

poor poor dukki, i will send mex over to help you out ah hahahaha

nah. i got a lunch date set up for a quickie. im good. thanks though.

I think I'm going to have some new pics taken next weekend since I don't have any of the new improved me.

yea. for real. get on that. i keep tellin you that.

[smokeyd]

damnit im ready to just start this damn pct just so i can get it over with lol

[KatsMeow]

Dukkit, I think you are the only guy I know who think pregnant women are sexy. Where is her baby's daddy ???Or is that you?

[smokeyd]

Dukkit, I think you are the only guy I know who think pregnant women are sexy. Where is her baby's daddy ???Or is that you?

hahaha dont think the world can hold up with two dukkis, prob break some sort of space time contium and we would have to call doc from back to the future

[KatsMeow]

His kid would be humping all of the stuffed animals

[smokeyd]

His kid would be humping all of the stuffed animals

lol that sounds about right

[inky-e]

I'm back for a while, gonna make a salad while I whore! lol

[Dukkit]

His kid would be humping all of the stuffed animals

haha so true!

hahaha dont think the world can hold up with two dukkis, prob break some sort of space time contium and we would have to call doc from back to the future

i think the world as we know it would end. just stop. like the world would not keep rotating and circling the sun.

Dukkit, I think you are the only guy I know who think pregnant women are sexy. Where is her baby's daddy ???Or is that you?

i dont know but something about pregnant women just gets me really excited. i mean a big belly, swollen breasts, fat asses, thick thighs. and that fact that they are usually very horny cuz of their hormones. i just find it very erotic. the baby daddy is her ex. but hes a douch and doesnt have anything to do with them. so its all good. but she knows that once that baby pops out. im gone!!

[gixxerboy1]

mornin whores

[smokeyd]

mornin whores

whats up gixx

[Dukkit]

mornin whores

my man, my man. whats really good bro?

[smokeyd]

I'm back for a while, gonna make a salad while I whore! lol

i sent you a txt old man

[Dukkit]

time for my oats and tuna.

[smokeyd]

[inky-e]

Hmmm? Jail Bait? lol

[smokeyd]

[inky-e]

Thats beautiful!!!! lol

[smokeyd]

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[smokeyd]