'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

k i think i should do some work

[Dukkit]

need to input these customer returns

need to contact some vendors and obtain Return Authorization Numbers

need to Transfer some inventory items to our other shops

need to finish the Issuing out of product

[Dukkit]

or i may just take my lunch break.

that sounds like a winner

[Voland]

I'm back from lifting. I couldn't resist it. Anxiety was killing me. I feel much better now. Take that rest day!!!

[Dukkit]

I'm back from lifting. I couldn't resist it. Anxiety was killing me. I feel much better now. Take that rest day!!!

lol.

no will power

[Dukkit]

so maybe one day. ill actually become a vampire

[Dukkit]

can you imagine a vampire on steroids ??

oh fukk yea!!

[Voland]

Yep. And i'd better watch my back cos if this progression continues my MOM will out deadlift me in two years. That won't be nice.

[Voland]

so maybe one day. ill actually become a vampire

I was a vampire in my other life...bah...its no big deal. Blood here and there. Chicks attracted to my vampyric mystery...LOL

[Dukkit]

I was a vampire in my other life...bah...its no big deal. Blood here and there. Chicks attracted to my vampyric mystery...LOL

oh i am so jealous!!!

[Dukkit]

where did everyone go?

they better not be whoring somewhere else!

[Dukkit]

i think i regret not stayin with my fiance. thats the only thing i regret in my life.

[Voland]

OH oh this is big. Since my best girl friend found out i'm with a non-white chick for the first time in my life, she is being acting like a pimp for me.
She's a lesbian, a real one, not like yeah i bi or i try girls. She is absolutly a womanizer. But she's got this latina girl who she was unable to seduce (something that rarely happens) and she has made friend with her and now she is coming from another city to ours and she wants me to **** her in her honor.
What a weird life i've got. LOL. She asures me she is hot hot. But i dunno...She has real got taste when it comes to picking up women...but

[Voland]

i think i regret not stayin with my fiance. thats the only thing i regret in my life.

How old are you? And when did you left your fiance?

[Kratos]

hey whores
dukkit what happend to your arm?

[Dukkit]

How old are you? And when did you left your fiance?

im 24 and we split up 7 months ago

[Voland]

Hey K!

[Dukkit]

hey whores
dukkit what happend to your arm?

ive had carpal tunnel for a little over 2 years but it hasnt been bad. but the last few months its starting to get to the point where i cant lift, or open a jar of PB. it would usually flair up and be painful for a day or 2 then go away. but the last few months it flairs up for a like 2 weeks at a time and its been going on 3 weeks straight right now that its been killin me. so im going to get surgery sometime soon.

need to get back in the gym before i murder someone

[Dukkit]

how was the weekend kratos.

and my wrist is getting so bad that i can barely do missionary position during sex cuz i cant support my body weight with it.

sucks

[Voland]

ive had carpal tunnel for a little over 2 years but it hasnt been bad. but the last few months its starting to get to the point where i cant lift, or open a jar of PB. it would usually flair up and be painful for a day or 2 then go away. but the last few months it flairs up for a like 2 weeks at a time and its been going on 3 weeks straight right now that its been killin me. so im going to get surgery sometime soon.

need to get back in the gym before i murder someone

will power...LOL
Have you tried any medicine or something?

[Voland]

how was the weekend kratos.

and my wrist is getting so bad that i can barely do missionary position during sex cuz i cant support my body weight with it.

sucks

just fukk standing up.

[Voland]

new page...

[Voland]

today i'll be hitting the 600.

[Kratos]

I almost got in a fight on Saturday night
A friend of mine kicked her shoes off on the dance floor so I moved them out of everyone's way. This little 5'5'' black dude with a napolean complex told me he was gonna kick my ass...he was super angry...I started laughing and told him to try it. Then he went and got a security gaurd instead. Nothing happend.

[Kratos]

I think he thought I was stealing her shoes or something...They were slut heals...yeah I was gonna put those on later.

[Dukkit]

I almost got in a fight on Saturday night
A friend of mine kicked her shoes off on the dance floor so I moved them out of everyone's way. This little 5'5'' black dude with a napolean complex told me he was gonna kick my ass...he was super angry...I started laughing and told him to try it. Then he went and got a security gaurd instead. Nothing happend.

why did he flip out? cuz you moved her shoes? i dont get it?

and i would of loved to see that. your like twice his height and weight

EDIT... you already answered the question

[Voland]

I almost got in a fight on Saturday night
A friend of mine kicked her shoes off on the dance floor so I moved them out of everyone's way. This little 5'5'' black dude with a napolean complex told me he was gonna kick my ass...he was super angry...I started laughing and told him to try it. Then he went and got a security gaurd instead. Nothing happend.

Just for that?

[Dukkit]

today i'll be hitting the 600.

today ill be hitting a higher number then that. lol

[Kratos]

That little ordeal got me a kiss on the cheek for an older chick. I think she liked me. She still looked good but she was prolly 35-38 years old.

[Voland]

today ill be hitting a higher number then that. lol

Deep phylosophycal question:
How long would it take me to be from being an antisocial with sporadic sex encounters and some short or mid term relatonships to an antisocial slut whore wanting to hit the 500 number in 5 years?. That's banging a different Chick every 3,6 days.

[Kratos]

Deep phylosophycal question:
How long would it take me to be from being an antisocial with sporadic sex encounters and some short or mid term relatonships to an antisocial slut whore wanting to hit the 500 number in 5 years?. That's banging a different Chick every 3,6 days.

why would you want to do that?

[Dukkit]

Deep phylosophycal question:
How long would it take me to be from being an antisocial with sporadic sex encounters and some short or mid term relatonships to an antisocial slut whore wanting to hit the 500 number in 5 years?. That's banging a different Chick every 3,6 days.

wait wait what?

for one you cant be an ANITSOCIAL slut. sex or getting to the point of sex, involves communication. So you need to get over the anitsocialness or youll never reach your goal.

now the other parts of the question depend on factors. your location, looks, confindence, amount of free time you have and so on.



but it can be done. and it can be done fast. its all in your head. if you want to be a slut. start talking to every single good lookin chick you come across.
its the law of averages... the more girls you talk to. the better chances you will have of fukkin more of them.

so talk to everyone. standing inline in the grocerie store, the mall, the doctors office. anywhere there is a girl and you.
talking leads to touching, touching leads to fukkin...
and before you know it. youll be chalking up the 500th one in no time

[Voland]

why would you want to do that?

Because i haven't been a slut ever, I wanna do that fore some years (not many) before i settle down and start being a respectable man with a family and so. If i marry (not religious maried) to me its for life, it means no cheating what so ever.

[Deltasaurus]

kratos can u tell me if this is ok 5am-6am cardio eat at 6:10AM again at 8:00am then 8:30am train for 1 1/2-2 hours then 30 mins cardio
or should i eat another meal say at 10:am and train at 10:30am. to much to soon? my goal is to cut.

[mex83]

I still need the link for the "other site"

[Dukkit]

I still need the link for the "other site"

you still got my email??

ilicktoes@yahoo

write me and ill give it to ya

[Voland]

wait wait what?

for one you cant be an ANITSOCIAL slut. sex or getting to the point of sex, involves communication. So you need to get over the anitsocialness or youll never reach your goal. Dammmit!

now the other parts of the question depend on factors. your location, looks average, confindence i don't think i have a problem there, amount of free time you have (24h lol) and so on.

talking leads to touching, touching leads to fukkin...
and before you know it. youll be chalking up the 500th one in no time

but it can be done. and it can be done fast. its all in your head. if you want to be a slut. start talking to every single good lookin chick you come across.
its the law of averages... the more girls you talk to. the better chances you will have of fukkin more of them.

so talk to everyone. standing inline in the grocerie store, the mall, the doctors office. anywhere there is a girl and you.

I'll ride for my victory then!.

[mex83]

thanks buddy boo boo

[Dukkit]

I'll ride for my victory then!.

lol. do it bro. do it.

like i said. i dont meet chicks in bars or such. i just meet them when im out doing normal everyday things. i make eye contact ( i have beautiful blue eyes) i smile. i say hi. i give them a compliment, we usually start talking.
now i get shot down alot, but i also end up taking girls home alot.
just dont take the no's personally. say okay and move on. eventually someone will say yes

[Kratos]

kratos can u tell me if this is ok 5am-6am cardio eat at 6:10AM again at 8:00am then 8:30am train for 1 1/2-2 hours then 30 mins cardio
or should i eat another meal say at 10:am and train at 10:30am. to much to soon? my goal is to cut.

what r u eating?
stats
I would prolly cut out the second cardio session. Depends on what you are doing for cardio.