'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

My mom (who also lifts) and i invented a bodybulders cake...easy
You get like 150g oat oats...you grind them in the coffe grinder.
Mix them with 9 egg whites. Oven them. That should be like a giant cookie.
Once not hot. Add a generous amount of Mascarpone cheese. Then cover all with berries. Then in the freexer for +3 hours. Delicatessen!

[Voland]

I'm actually a spammer that will repeat that until I get back to normal. Its like day 15 I think, got a few more days to go then I should be back to my normal self again

loops happen from time to time lol.

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

2 weeks until I start my Tren / Prop Cycle, I'm starting on the one year anniversary of my shattered patella, LOL.

[Chode Logan]

2 weeks until I start my Tren / Prop Cycle, I'm starting on the one year anniversary of my shattered patella, LOL.

Jealousy runs through me...due to cycle, not injuries. Enjoy!

[WARMachine]

What up my whores?

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Jealousy runs through me...due to cycle, not injuries. Enjoy!

No doubt, it's been 14 months since I last cycled, and I just ran the master cleanse for 14 days to detox my whole body.

[Voland]

What up my whores?

good. listening to the football (soccer) match.

[Chode Logan]

No doubt, it's been 14 months since I last cycled, and I just ran the master cleanse for 14 days to detox my whole body.

Holy, you must be ansy, like a kid on Christmas eve. Congrats on your recovery.

What's up war

[WARMachine]

Very little my friends...

Im enjoying my sunday off!! Whoo HOO!!

[Reed]

You hoes whats up I gotta get ready for todays workout.


I've been busy whacking it to Mara Carfagna when I was looking at the world's hottest politicians in Maxim.

[WARMachine]

Giants just won the game...
26-23 final score...

[Voland]

shit ma girl burnt me cd with some song "you'll like them" and i commited the mistake of listening to the first two tracks....OMG they are horrible! lol.
Tomorrow she'll ask about it and i'm the worse liar on earth.

[WARMachine]

Lol whats up Reed...

lol im gonna do a search on her if you say shes that fine..

[WARMachine]

What were the tracks?

And your GF burnt you a CD? How cute!

[Chode Logan]

Haha don't lie and say you like it or else she'll continue, just find a nice way to tell her that you'd rather listen to kittens be slaughtered than her horrible music.

[Voland]

You hoes whats up I gotta get ready for todays workout.


I've been busy whacking it to Mara Carfagna when I was looking at the world's hottest politicians in Maxim.

aaah italian chicks...way to go!

[WARMachine]

Haha don't lie and say you like it or else she'll continue, just find a nice way to tell her that you'd rather listen to kittens be slaughtered than her horrible music.

[Reed]

Oh she's that fine. Especially the red bath suit pictures mmm mmm



I need to quit getting distracted and focus on the preparation but I am so damn tired right now, probably a little Post Cycle depression w/ the addition of everything thats going on.. Going to take extra stimulants today

[WARMachine]

Easy on the stimulants bro...

Just chill

Hows the doggie?

[Voland]

What were the tracks?

And your GF burnt you a CD? How cute!

yeah, she's sweet but poor taste when i comes to music.
Dude, the first track is a horrid trance or tchno or whatever thats is supossed to be of "because the night" then there is some wannabe industrial like "kill the lights"....ffff hard to listen hahaha

[Reed]

Hey BT do you think 50 mg ed of Prop would do me for my next cycle. Think I gotta enough for 9 wks

[WARMachine]

Damn... Just tell her its not your kinda music...

Or just placate her and tell her how awesome it is...

Of course youll have to listen to that crap on a consistant basis if you do that one...


Youre FVKCED!

[Voland]

Haha don't lie and say you like it or else she'll continue, just find a nice way to tell her that you'd rather listen to kittens be slaughtered than her horrible music.

hahaha yep. I'm a rather dry guy so my respose would be more like "i took ibuprofena after"

[WARMachine]

Just the Prop? What are you looking to get outta it? And 9 weeks is cool for prop, but id do at least 100mg ED if all i was doing is Prop.

[Reed]

The little man is pretty messed up, He has a huge slice from the top of his leg to the bottom which has all kinds of tubes and stitches in at the moment plus a cast on his leg. He got beat up pretty hard luckily he is still around. Has some kind of drug patch on him that is suppose to be really expensive and the hippy kids love. He should be ok though


And with the stimulants I was just gonna take 200 mg of caffeine nothing crazy, I use it just when I'm tried not on a regular or anything. *starts to fiend and shake* jkjk

[Voland]

Damn... Just tell her its not your kinda music...

Or just placate her and tell her how awesome it is...

Of course youll have to listen to that crap on a consistant basis if you do that one...


Youre FVKCED!

haha she won't mind me telling the truth, but i may tease her with a "retaliation" my most headbanging mindblowing blackmetal with i know she hates, she calls it "noise" hahaha love da noise baby. After my teasing will end in bed yiiiihiiii

[Reed]

Just the Prop? What are you looking to get outta it? And 9 weeks is cool for prop, but id do at least 100mg ED if all i was doing is Prop.

Well my situation is I have run prohormones but no real deal, my superdrol and max lmg was the last cycle. And isn't 330mgs of Prop= to 500mg of Test E??? Thought I read that here. I was just wanting to see how a test only cycle would affect me.

[WARMachine]

lol haha Voland...

[Voland]

hey i noticed no one commented on my cake! jerks!

[Voland]

i just wanted yall to get freaky big and muscular with it...

[WARMachine]

Well my situation is I have run prohormones but no real deal, my superdrol and max lmg was the last cycle. And isn't 330mgs of Prop= to 500mg of Test E??? Thought I read that here. I was just wanting to see how a test only cycle would affect me.

Yeah its 330mg=500mgs TEST E because of the esters...

Go for it...

Prop kicks ass IMO!

I love it!

50mgs ED will suffice if youve never run Test before...

Youll dig it forsure!

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Anyone here home brew some tren lately?

[Chode Logan]

Weird, I'm gonna start a prop only cycle soon too. I'm looking forward to it, now even more so.


And voland, mail me some of that cake! I can't judge till I eat.

[Chode Logan]

Anyone here home brew some tren lately?

Finding the products necassary to do it is hard to do in Canada.

[Reed]

No one that I know of. Looking into it though. Would like to but I'm a little paranoid and too cautious

[Voland]

And voland, mail me some of that cake! I can't judge till I eat.

you pay the shipping lol.

[Reed]

Yeah its 330mg=500mgs TEST E because of the esters...

Go for it...

Prop kicks ass IMO!

I love it!

50mgs ED will suffice if youve never run Test before...

Youll dig it forsure!

Yep this is mostly cause I have no trusted local source and I'm not about to give money to someone that is a renowned selective scammer but I was able to locate this small amount of prop for now.

[Chode Logan]

you pay the shipping lol.

Deal, do I get a refund if it gives me diarhea?

[Voland]

Deal, do I get a refund if it gives me diarhea?

nop. you'll pay extra cos that make delic cake+laxative included.

[KatsMeow]

drive by