'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

hmmm women forearm .... so yeah about an 8 8.5 haha.

No bigger than 8 long, pretty thick though. I'm a big dude, it doesn't look extreme proportional to my body. But, def not small. It gets the job done.

[Kratos]

I wouldn't want small penis issues, I'm confident with what I got. Some girls have seen bigger, but they are still happy to be riding it.

[gixxerboy1]

nope lol he was not.....

they are not all not like gixxer.... I think the check that you sent me for 1,000 might be here tomrrow...

yea but its for monopoly money

[mex83]

No bigger than 8 long, pretty thick though. I'm a big dude, it doesn't look extreme proportional to my body. But, def not small. It gets the job done.

hmmm really..... get a ruler and measure it lol... is that simple.... im guessing 9 then.

[mex83]

Mex, you love penis even more than I love vagina, it's impressive.

yeah i think so too... i have a high sex drive.....

[mex83]

yea but its for monopoly money

haha yeah i cant joke about that one remember you are going broke so yeah you wouldnt have 1thou.

[Kratos]

hmmm really..... get a ruler and measure it lol... is that simple.... im guessing 9 then.

yeah, that will be interesting if someone walks into my office

[mex83]

yeah, that will be interesting if someone walks into my office

not now lol... when you are home lol.

[Kratos]

not now lol... when you are home lol.

Well, I'm not posting penis stats
I could say anything anyway, I'm just glad girls look with happy eyes at my rod rather than needing to ask "are you hard yet?"

[mex83]

Well, I'm not posting penis stats
I could say anything anyway, I'm just glad girls look with happy eyes at my rod rather than needing to ask "are you hard yet?"

yeah true that... I never had that problem as well.....

[Chode Logan]

I'm content with my wee wee too, yeeeeee haw

[scibble]

after reading the spicy food stuff, thought i'd post my two tobasco bushes.

and one of my cute kid

[mex83]

after reading the spicy food stuff, thought i'd post my two tobasco bushes.

and one of my cute kid

I dont like tabasco... that is nothing but viniger ugh nasty.....

what does the jewish kid have to do with spicy food lol.

[Kratos]

after reading the spicy food stuff, thought i'd post my two tobasco bushes.

and one of my cute kid

yeah, tobasco goes great on kid

[Chode Logan]

Awwwwwww.

[scibble]

tobasco peppers don't taste like tobasco sauce.

they just damn hot peppers; i love to cook with them and watch faces of people who take a nibble off'n them.

[scibble]

the hot sauce i like is called "Cholula"; it's not really so hot but is has delicious flavor

[scibble]

[mex83]

tobasco peppers don't taste like tobasco sauce.

they just damn hot peppers; i love to cook with them and watch faces of people who take a nibble off'n them.

yeah.... i was refering to the sauce not to the peppers we have tabasco pepper plants at home and yeah tye are hot we normally make our sauce with them......

[Kratos]

yeah true that... I never had that problem as well.....

I'd make you poop your pants at the squat rack

[scibble]

Nmbp

[Kratos]

out to dinner to get fatter

I took my steroids today though, that's kinda like working out right?

[mex83]

yeah i like that one..... thats what I normally ask for when I go out to eat somewhere... Dennys has it....

I went to TGI Fridays once and this white chick had no idea what I was tlaking about she actually said... Cha who cha what? im sorry i dont know what you are talking about... after my friends and I laughed at her... my friend told her... he means hot sauce she brought me the sauce that they use for the hot wings

[Kratos]

I'll catch you whores later

[scibble]

when the puddle you been
found yourself squattin in
then you run to the admin
cuz yo friends learned of your sin

NMBP

[scibble]

bye kratos von kratos

[mex83]

I'd make you poop your pants at the squat rack

sorry im not ruhl... i dont put oversize objects up my ass.... 10 inches is about the biggest I have gone and I have no problem holding it in while doing deadlifts or squats.

[Chode Logan]

I'd make you poop your pants at the squat rack

I dont even need to say it do I?

[mex83]

when the puddle you been
found yourself squattin in
then you run to the admin
cuz yo friends learned of your sin

NMBP

I wonder if the Admin is tired of all of his complainments lol...

[Chode Logan]

nmbp!

[scibble]

nmbp!

[Chode Logan]

Take it easy Kratos

[mex83]

all this food talk is making me look forward to my cheat day lol...

[gixxerboy1]

nmbp!

[kloter1]

shake it uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. just got a reverse zabida with a double barrel bluejay 42 fakeout. haha

[kloter1]

dam this no shotgun has me amped up. bout to go lift...

[Chode Logan]

[scibble]

shake it uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. just got a reverse zabida with a double barrel bluejay 42 fakeout. haha

and that is.........?

[gixxerboy1]

and that is.........?

a huge bp

[Chode Logan]

A bp almost large enough to stuff the greatest of cracks.