'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

if I am druk it takes me 45 minutes to cum...which for most women are too much they get tired just after one round

i take usually around an hour to start feeling (if using condom). ANd yes woman hate it. and i hate it too. they want 20min men. not too little not too long. so im screwed.

[calgarian]

Very true, if i'm completely hammered my wiener doesn't always react how I want it to, it's a bad scene.

its not as bad its just that one round only....its no fun

[Chode Logan]

I drink all the time, never at home

If it wasn't so bad for my goals I'd still be drinking 4 times a week...but that's why I got in the position to need goals, cause drinking made me fat. For the people who don't miss it, that's awesome, I'm jealous. For me I havn't drinken in 6 weeks and I feel the urge to get out and mingle.

Now I just don't drink for no reason like I used to, but if there's something fun to do, gotta live life a little.

[Voland]

hookers as present.............

im not joking. thats what my friends, mom, uncle, granddad gafe me money for. It was very open thing.

[gixxerboy1]

tooo many cals and carbs in it.... that red bull does it for you......

yeah i used to drink that too....

sugar free red bull bud

[Kratos]

if I am druk it takes me 45 minutes to cum...which for most women are too much they get tired just after one round

not the case for me, but I can be a real tease when I'm drrunk
kissing them all over, a little bit of oral, suck on the boobs, run my fingers around...I have ADD, and when I've been drinking it shows...by the time I get to sex usually they don't last very long.

[mex83]

haha funny story about paying so this guy comes up to me he was hot muscle up looking kinda guy..... and he tells me ..... I am single and I see you alone here so why dont we go to my place and for 200 dollars we can have fun all night long.... I told him are you kidding me... I might be fat but I got my own and I have never and will never pay for sex..... you hooker lol.... as i finished saying that the guy I was dating comes back from the bathroom.... he was a hot muscled Ck Brazilian model that I was dating.... and I told him see I got my own and he is 100% free lol.

[Skully44420]

i've never paid for sex either LOL

[calgarian]

not the case for me, but I can be a real tease when I'm drrunk
kissing them all over, a little bit of oral, suck on the boobs, run my fingers around...I have ADD, and when I've been drinking it shows...by the time I get to sex usually they don't last very long.

cool

[mex83]

sugar free red bull bud

is that wht we will be having while im over visiting vodka and sugar free red bull lol.

[Chode Logan]

haha funny story about paying so this guy comes up to me he was hot muscle up looking kinda guy..... and he tells me ..... I am single and I see you alone here so why dont we go to my place and for 200 dollars we can have fun all night long.... I told him are you kidding me... I might be fat but I got my own and I have never and will never pay for sex..... you hooker lol.... as i finished saying that the guy I was dating comes back from the bathroom.... he was a hot muscled Ck Brazilian model that I was dating.... and I told him see I got my own and he is 100% free lol.

That was you? How dare you turn down my man-whoring.

[mex83]

That was you? How dare you turn down my man-whoring.

ehhhh you were short lol... i dont do short .. the guy I was with was 6'3

[calgarian]

i've never paid for sex either LOL

u got that in common

[Kratos]

cool

my last serious gf told me I make her so wet she gets scared that she pee'd herself. She liked it.

[mex83]

i've never paid for sex either LOL

hmmm what about the other night you called me asking me for a site dedicated to escorts......

[Chode Logan]

ehhhh you were short lol... i dont do short .. the guy I was with was 6'3

How tall was I?

[mex83]

How tall was I?

5'9 i at least want someone 5'10

[calgarian]

my last serious gf told me I make her so wet she gets scared that she pee'd herself. She liked it.

ha ha


my squitter told me to shut up and keep doing what i was doing right after she squirt the shit load on my thigh....its funny

[Voland]

Going to sleep.
Night!

[gixxerboy1]

haha funny story about paying so this guy comes up to me he was hot muscle up looking kinda guy..... and he tells me ..... I am single and I see you alone here so why dont we go to my place and for 200 dollars we can have fun all night long.... I told him are you kidding me... I might be fat but I got my own and I have never and will never pay for sex..... you hooker lol.... as i finished saying that the guy I was dating comes back from the bathroom.... he was a hot muscled Ck Brazilian model that I was dating.... and I told him see I got my own and he is 100% free lol.

maybe he was going to pay you

[Chode Logan]

5'9 i at least want someone 5'10

Fine, I'll do it for 100

[calgarian]

Going to sleep.
Night!

nighty night

[mex83]

maybe he was going to pay you

nope lol he was not.....

they are not all not like gixxer.... I think the check that you sent me for 1,000 might be here tomrrow...

[calgarian]

Fine, I'll do it for 100

what r u doing for 100$

[mex83]

Fine, I'll do it for 100

nope..... sorry you are 1 inch shorter than my min. sorry...

[Chode Logan]

Night voland

[Chode Logan]

Picky bastard.


The real me meets your standards. i feel so special.

[mex83]

Picky bastard.


The real me meets your standards. i feel so special.

oh really haha..... send me a pic and ill tell you if you meet my standards lol...

[Chode Logan]

Now I feel dirty.

[Kratos]

I'm glad junk size is not a problem for me

[mex83]

Now I feel dirty.

dont worry i have plenty of body wash and warm water so you can wash that dirtyness away lol.

[mex83]

I'm glad junk size is not a problem for me

hmmm why is that....? 8?

[Chode Logan]

dont worry i have plenty of body wash and warm water so you can wash that dirtyness away lol.

You cradle robbing man whore!

[calgarian]

I'm glad junk size is not a problem for me

me too i like it when junk wobbles when u r hiting it

[mex83]

You cradle robbing man whore!

hmmm im 25 and you are how old?

[Kratos]

hmmm why is that....? 8?

I've had a girl compare it to her fore-arm before

[Chode Logan]

A tender 21 I told you last night your forgetful assface!

[mex83]

I've had a girl compare it to her fore-arm before

hmmm women forearm .... so yeah about an 8 8.5 haha.

[mex83]

A tender 21 I told you last night your forgetful assface!

hmmm nope no craddle robbin here.... so it sall good lol.

[Chode Logan]

Mex, you love penis even more than I love vagina, it's impressive.