'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Ernst]

I'm gonna ditch class today. Just 1 little 2 hour class.

[Dukkit]

im about to sign up at planet fitness

save some money for food

lol

[Dukkit]

that sooooooo doesn't hurt ruhl
I'm taller than you, weigh quite a bit more, have lower body fat, I'm prettier, can actually run several miles, bike 2 hundred miles a week in summer, have been involved in many sports including at the college level, more cordinated, people talk to me, and I get pvssy.

day-um!!

comin at your neck ruhl!!

hahah

but kratos is right.

[Dukkit]

I'm gonna ditch class today. Just 1 little 2 hour class.

thats how it starts

[Dukkit]

id like to see Ruhl and Kratos fight.

like an actual no holds barred, real street fight

lol

[Dukkit]

k

now you know i like the gym

i just cancelled my date with mom chick

so that i can go do back day

even after only 5 hours of sleep last night

shit. im a beast

[Dukkit]

i gotta do rack pulls today though cuz leg day killed me yesterday

gonna take the legs out of the equation today

[Dukkit]

okay so ill whore alone

fukk all ya'll

[Kratos]

id like to see Ruhl and Kratos fight.

like an actual no holds barred, real street fight

lol

haha, it'd be like a great dane vs a little bull dog
I'm pretty intense in a fight, I'd bet I've been in more of them then ruhl
but I'm a lover not a fighter

[Dukkit]

pricks

well i think ill go on lunch break

[Dukkit]

haha, it'd be like a great dane vs a little bull dog
I'm pretty intense in a fight, I'd bet I've been in more of them then ruhl
but I'm a lover not a fighter

yeah he seems like a big dude who cant fight

id root for you. haha

but i dont gamble so i wouldnt bet on ya

[Kratos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q4VFoAvUSI

I bet ruhl looks like the fat one when he grows up

[Voland]

if i dont feel like shit like today i have to do back and chest tomorrow O_O.

[Dukkit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q4VFoAvUSI

I bet ruhl looks like the fat one when he grows up

oh shit, thats funny as hell!

[Ernst]

Mmmm... raw fish.

[Voland]

That Lipo6 sustained release has no caffeine and review says that they dont get nervous or sleep poorly (as with other fat-burners). But 50€...i'll leavi it as an emergency.

[RuhlFreak55]

ruhl doesn't fight.....unless i lose my temper....then i get enraged and don't remember what happens at all and end up with blood all over me that's not my own

[Kratos]

ruhl doesn't fight.....unless i lose my temper....then i get enraged and don't remember what happens at all and end up with blood all over me that's not my own

that's never happend except in your dreams

[Kratos]

I went to all boys prep school. great place to learn to fight. I swear there was a fight every other day between someone.

[RuhlFreak55]

that's never happend except in your dreams

yea it has


about dreams tho....last night i had a dream some guy drove by our house and then stopped when grizzly and the other dogs chased him and got out and went to shoot one of the other dogs....and grizzly jumped in between and then he shot grizzly like 10 times .......so then we got in the jeep and took after him.....and hit his car going like 80 miles an hour and killed the fat ****

[Kratos]

yea it has


***

oh yeah, when and why?
I bet you got picked on in middle school and high school, but I doubt you're the type to do anything about it. You prolly when home sad and punched the wall or something

[Dukkit]

tell us some stories ruhl

[Dukkit]

i took a 10 min nap on lunch


but now i have a creak in my neck and its buggin me

its bullshit i say

[Ernst]

Yes. Viking war stories.

[RuhlFreak55]

oh yeah, when and why?
I bet you got picked on in middle school and high school, but I doubt you're the type to do anything about it. You prolly when home sad and punched the wall or something

wow...no dude

in 5th grade i threatened to blow up the world after like 4 fights.....the result was the cops were called and i got to skip 6th grade

In 7th and 8th grade i got in more than one fight....you have binders in middle school and once after gym class this little **** just would stop....so i took my binder and just ****ed started wailing on him with it....knocked him out.

then in shop class some ****tard that later killed himself was making fun of me and acting like he was gonna hit me with a hammer, i slammed his head into a workbench

[Kratos]

i took a 10 min nap on lunch


but now i have a creak in my neck and its buggin me

its bullshit i say

a friend of mine designs nuke subs for a living...he naps at work all day
they have a seperate definition for sleeping vs napping

napping is when you fall asleep at your desk, like your head nods down and it was an accident...that's all good.
sleeping means you make a nest, aka you take your jacket and ball it up for a pillow or something...you can get fired for that

[RuhlFreak55]

and after that i started working out and no one dared **** with me after that

[RuhlFreak55]

there was once in 5th grade too when we were playing football....some ****in black kid ****ed with my brother and i lost it....and so did he...and we ended up fighting like 10 people and getting suspended

[Kratos]

wow...no dude

in 5th grade i threatened to blow up the world after like 4 fights.....the result was the cops were called and i got to skip 6th grade

In 7th and 8th grade i got in more than one fight....you have binders in middle school and once after gym class this little **** just would stop....so i took my binder and just ****ed started wailing on him with it....knocked him out.

then in shop class some ****tard that later killed himself was making fun of me and acting like he was gonna hit me with a hammer, i slammed his head into a workbench

5th grade? you must be joking
I call bullshit on being passed on to the next grade for getting in a fight
cops called for a baby fight bahahaha. I think the principal could handle that one.

You didn't knock someone out with a binder, that's bull crap.

It's ok you can't fight, but don't say that you can.

[RuhlFreak55]

there was one time on the bus too when this ****in highschooler started making fun of me and i just lost my temper and started slamming his ****in head into the window as hard as i could.....they had to pull the bus over and pull me off of him

[Kratos]

there was once in 5th grade too when we were playing football....some ****in black kid ****ed with my brother and i lost it....and so did he...and we ended up fighting like 10 people and getting suspended

I've been in my share of baby fights. 5th graders rarely jump in to help their boy.

[RuhlFreak55]

5th grade? you must be joking
I call bullshit on being passed on to the next grade for getting in a fight
cops called for a baby fight bahahaha. I think the principal could handle that one.

You didn't knock someone out with a binder, that's bull crap.

It's ok you can't fight, but don't say that you can.

lol whatever....i don't give a shit if you believe me

it was right after columbine and i threatened to blow up the planet.....they were freakin out....but i was also a genius...so they figured lets just get him out of our hair and make him go to 7th grade next year

[Kratos]

there was one time on the bus too when this ****in highschooler started making fun of me and i just lost my temper and started slamming his ****in head into the window as hard as i could.....they had to pull the bus over and pull me off of him

fighting on the school bus means your parents have to drive you to school for a long time...makes for some tense rides, trust me.

[RuhlFreak55]

I've been in my share of baby fights. 5th graders rarely jump in to help their boy.

umm we're talking about MY BROTHER.....we would defend eachother unto death and always have

[Kratos]

umm we're talking about MY BROTHER.....we would defend eachother unto death and always have

I'm talking about the "gang" of 5th grades you were fighting

[RuhlFreak55]

fighting on the school bus means your parents have to drive you to school for a long time...makes for some tense rides, trust me.

my mom always taught us that if someone ****s with us make sure you give them a reason to never ever do it again.....we never got in trouble at home for defending ourselves against teasing

[RuhlFreak55]

I'm talking about the "gang" of 5th grades you were fighting

true....i dunno how it happened.....go fish.....

[Kratos]

my mom always taught us that if someone ****s with us make sure you give them a reason to never ever do it again.....we never got in trouble at home for defending ourselves against teasing

funny my parents taught me violence and teasing were two different things. they didn't care what i did but when I got in trouble with the school aka suspended/expelled or they got called in to the school there was hell to pay

[Kratos]

so you haven't been in a fight since 7th or 8th grade right?

[Kratos]

I'm gonna say all your stories are suspect but do we agree on that?