Like Tree112Likes

Thread: 'Official Postwhore Thread'

  1. #123481
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    he runs right past us and throws a booz bottle at me and hits me in the knee, ouch

  2. #123482
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    we run after him, except the guy who got pepper sprayed, he was fuct up

  3. #123483
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    the robber's car was like iono 1/4 mile down the road
    we caught up to him just as he was getting in his car and was trying to close the door. he got the engine running but my buddy jumped on top of him.

  4. #123484
    Reed's Avatar
    Reed is offline AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
    Posts
    21,876
    Are you pregnant bigsexy??

  5. #123485
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    I was trying to turn the key off so the car didn't go anywhere, but I failed. Somehow the guy got it in drive with my buddy and the robber in there fighting. Full throttle the car takes off and I fall on the pavement and call 911.

  6. #123486
    xlxBigSexyxlx's Avatar
    xlxBigSexyxlx is offline CHEMICALLY ENGINEERED
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    13,966
    Blog Entries
    2
    So this chick, whose had the same bf for bout 5 years, now works at a club, where she dances, and occasionally strips.
    We had a thing back in high school, and her bf tried to kill me.
    I haven't talked to him in 4 years or so, except every now and then when he sends me a hate message.
    But she just started talking to me, and wants me to visit her, so we basically can have sex. BTW, she is nothing but trouble.


    A part of me really wants to go and just say **** it, then again, nothing good has ever came of her, so I kinda feel I should stay away.

    But these messages she sends....I dont even know why she is with this guy

  7. #123487
    xlxBigSexyxlx's Avatar
    xlxBigSexyxlx is offline CHEMICALLY ENGINEERED
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    13,966
    Blog Entries
    2
    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Are you pregnant bigsexy??
    yes, and your the dad!

  8. #123488
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    The car goes across an intersection, just misses a car and gets up to maybe 50mph. Then my buddy grabs the wheel puts it up on the curb and cuts the wheel hard back the other way...the car flips over (it was really an Iszu trooper, it rolled easy).

  9. #123489
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    the car was on it's roof and they were still fighting when I ran up to the scene. we caught the guy but when the cops showed up he ran and I had to catch him a second time for the police. It was fun.

  10. #123490
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    amazing I know, but 100% true
    I yelled at the cop when he finally caught up and told him to lay off the donuts and why couldn't he run faster and stuff. He got pretty mad about that. The guy got 3 years.

  11. #123491
    Reed's Avatar
    Reed is offline AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
    Posts
    21,876
    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    So this chick, whose had the same bf for bout 5 years, now works at a club, where she dances, and occasionally strips.
    We had a thing back in high school, and her bf tried to kill me.
    I haven't talked to him in 4 years or so, except every now and then when he sends me a hate message.
    But she just started talking to me, and wants me to visit her, so we basically can have sex. BTW, she is nothing but trouble.


    A part of me really wants to go and just say **** it, then again, nothing good has ever came of her, so I kinda feel I should stay away.

    But these messages she sends....I dont even know why she is with this guy
    Smash then bail and send her bf all the texts she sends you. Icing on the cake..... get on cycle b4 you fight him though and make sure its sustanon 250 cause it'll make you fight better

    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    yes, and your the dad!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsDbbwNpvFE

  12. #123492
    Dukkit's Avatar
    Dukkit is offline Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    damn good story kratos!
    glad you guys made it out in one piece

    alright my friends... off to the gym

  13. #123493
    Reed's Avatar
    Reed is offline AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
    Posts
    21,876
    Go get it Dukkit.

  14. #123494
    xlxBigSexyxlx's Avatar
    xlxBigSexyxlx is offline CHEMICALLY ENGINEERED
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    13,966
    Blog Entries
    2
    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Smash then bail and send her bf all the texts she sends you. Icing on the cake..... get on cycle b4 you fight him though and make sure its sustanon 250 cause it'll make you fight better


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsDbbwNpvFE


    haha, you crack me up reed.

    But yeah, I think ima go see her tonight


    i gotta step out for now. see ya!

  15. #123495
    Reed's Avatar
    Reed is offline AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
    Posts
    21,876
    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    haha, you crack me up reed.

    But yeah, I think ima go see her tonight


    i gotta step out for now. see ya!
    If the bodybuilding fails I'll just become a stand up comedian or do BOTH!

    Later Bigsexy. I'm out too

    Later whores!!!!!!!

  16. #123496
    scibble's Avatar
    scibble is offline "A Dukkit In The Making"
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    between the flaps
    Posts
    15,867
    i dunno. she only trouble. how you know she just not settin you up so he can finish the job! lol

    so bigsexxy has his own Scorpion Woman

  17. #123497
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    I gotta go in the feild and do work, sometimes they make me do that, psh.

  18. #123498
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    my WO for tomorrow

    Chest
    15% Incline bb press 3x6-10
    45% Incline dv press 3x6-10
    Machine flies 3x10

    Back
    Pullups 4x6-10
    Seated rows 3x6-10
    One arm dbs rows 3x6-10

  19. #123499
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    shit! i missed storytelling

  20. #123500
    xlxBigSexyxlx's Avatar
    xlxBigSexyxlx is offline CHEMICALLY ENGINEERED
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    13,966
    Blog Entries
    2
    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    i dunno. she only trouble. how you know she just not settin you up so he can finish the job! lol

    so bigsexxy has his own Scorpion Woman


    its funny you say that, because I actually have thought of that happening. Like he knows exactly where I'll be and when

    I mean, the guy can't fight or anything, just crazy.

    I told myself I was done with them both. but she is just so naughty lol...the temptation gggggrrrrr

  21. #123501
    scibble's Avatar
    scibble is offline "A Dukkit In The Making"
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    between the flaps
    Posts
    15,867
    i wanna have myself a Scorpion Woman

    like bigsexy and J-Dogg

  22. #123502
    DCI's Avatar
    DCI
    DCI is offline Productive Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    9,657
    Time to annoy scibble

  23. #123503
    scibble's Avatar
    scibble is offline "A Dukkit In The Making"
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    between the flaps
    Posts
    15,867
    yeah, you disorienting me changing the view of your auto every other week.

    dam dame! dont you know it takes me at least thirty seconds to alter my avi ????

    LOL

  24. #123504
    scibble's Avatar
    scibble is offline "A Dukkit In The Making"
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    between the flaps
    Posts
    15,867
    next week can we see the undercarriage? lol

  25. #123505
    DCI's Avatar
    DCI
    DCI is offline Productive Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    9,657
    Lol, you don't want to see the underneath lmao It has character aka a slight bitta rust

    You enjoy seeing my car scibble man.

  26. #123506
    XD40's Avatar
    XD40 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    1,377
    350mg in the quad / 350mg in the glute......gettn ready to hit the gym @ 8....any of you guys get a rush rite after injecting ?

  27. #123507
    RuhlFreak55's Avatar
    RuhlFreak55 is offline Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    in dreamy land
    Posts
    33,788
    i'm ****ing freakin out......I really don't wanna have sex....it's too ****in risky. That's why i don't do this shit....just not worth the potential risks

  28. #123508
    RuhlFreak55's Avatar
    RuhlFreak55 is offline Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    in dreamy land
    Posts
    33,788
    in the moment i'm simply too stupid to do what one is supposed to do and i endanger my very life for a 20 second orgasm......NOT ME NOT SMART...****ING STUPID

  29. #123509
    RuhlFreak55's Avatar
    RuhlFreak55 is offline Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    in dreamy land
    Posts
    33,788
    **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****.......*sigh*

  30. #123510
    XD40's Avatar
    XD40 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    1,377
    Ruhl.......your my boy but Jesus man.....just stop thinking about shit that hard and let yourself go bro....its not a big deal man....wrap it up and get cha sum....

  31. #123511
    RuhlFreak55's Avatar
    RuhlFreak55 is offline Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    in dreamy land
    Posts
    33,788
    A. i don't "wrap it up" hence my comments
    B. letting go is a recipe for disaster.....
    ****ing someone i don't love and know everything about is just a ****ing HUGE liability. I can't stand it.....it's like buying stock in a company you've never heard of, not doing the research.....it's like playing russian roulette.
    I'm NEVER doing this again....I don't want any....

  32. #123512
    RuhlFreak55's Avatar
    RuhlFreak55 is offline Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    in dreamy land
    Posts
    33,788
    when the RISK outweighs any possible reward you don't engage in an activity...period

  33. #123513
    XD40's Avatar
    XD40 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    1,377
    this is all true. maby hooking up with randos isnt for you bro...just stay away from it then....personally its my favorite thing to do....ive never had an STD and i get checked @ the university hospital after every broad.....to each his own

  34. #123514
    RuhlFreak55's Avatar
    RuhlFreak55 is offline Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    in dreamy land
    Posts
    33,788
    Quote Originally Posted by XD40 View Post
    this is all true. maby hooking up with randos isnt for you bro...just stay away from it then....personally its my favorite thing to do....ive never had an STD and i get checked @ the university hospital after every broad.....to each his own
    I can't do it.....for whatever reason i just feel like absolute SHIT about it.....and all it does is remind me how much i love(d) Kate.

    I dunno i guess it's not normal, but i've never been normal....just isn't worth it to me

  35. #123515
    XD40's Avatar
    XD40 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    1,377
    well then get back to kate....i dont know the history between you 2 but if you can call her up bro.

  36. #123516
    RuhlFreak55's Avatar
    RuhlFreak55 is offline Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    in dreamy land
    Posts
    33,788
    i can't....i just need someone else to love.....not just ****

  37. #123517
    D7M's Avatar
    D7M
    D7M is offline AR-Elite Hall of Famer (RETIRED)
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Scylla and Charybdis
    Posts
    15,474
    Blog Entries
    1
    I'm coming over here, those religion threads get too heated...

  38. #123518
    D7M's Avatar
    D7M
    D7M is offline AR-Elite Hall of Famer (RETIRED)
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Scylla and Charybdis
    Posts
    15,474
    Blog Entries
    1
    you start today XD?

  39. #123519
    XD40's Avatar
    XD40 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    1,377
    Quote Originally Posted by derek7m View Post
    I'm coming over here, those religion threads get too heated...
    ^^^ ya that shit is true.....im doing back tonight. anyone got any suggestions? im doing

    -one arm dumbbell rows
    -close/medium grip pull downs
    -wide grip pull downs
    -Bent over barbell rows

  40. #123520
    D7M's Avatar
    D7M
    D7M is offline AR-Elite Hall of Famer (RETIRED)
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Scylla and Charybdis
    Posts
    15,474
    Blog Entries
    1
    no deads?

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 476 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 476 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •