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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    whooooooooooores
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    I feel like a christian girl that lost her virginity to a playa on a drunken night out, forsaking a 5 year relationship with a skinny christian guy. On the surface she wishes she could go back to being clean and unviolated, but really she enjoyed the dirtiness of it all, the cheating only made it hotter, new is good, its different, its SEXAY.

    She feels free and wants to feel more of it. 5 years down the line, shes a washed up ho and realises that while it was fun for a while, she wishes she'd have kept her knickers on. Now she has numerous stds, a slut reputation and can't tell when shes being penetrated most of the time, due to her puss now being a giant, leaky well that even fluid deprived ethiopians wouldn't drink from. Sometimes you wish you were who you used to be rather than who you are now. Time and experience doesn't always bring the best out in people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTER View Post
    I feel like a christian girl that lost her virginity to a playa on a drunken night out, forsaking a 5 year relationship with a skinny christian guy. On the surface she wishes she could go back to being clean and unviolated, but really she enjoyed the dirtiness of it all, the cheating only made it hotter, new is good, its different, its SEXAY.

    She feels free and wants to feel more of it. 5 years down the line, shes a washed up ho and realises that while it was fun for a while, she wishes she'd have kept her knickers on. Now she has numerous stds, a slut reputation and can't tell when shes being penetrated most of the time due to her puss now being a giant, leaky well that even starving ethiopians wouldn't drink from. Sometimes you wish you were who you used to be rather than who you are now. Time and experience doesn't always bring the best out in people.
    That's deep master

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    master.... those were words right from god himself

    theyve brought a tear to my eye

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    The reality is, i have to keep telling my old peeps who I am, because they are too dumb to work it out lol, and its becoming tedious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    theyve brought a tear to my eye
    Is that what your calling your urethra and spunk now?

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    morning whores !!!!!!

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    yes good morning

    time to workout

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    yes good morning

    time to workout

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh and RA...

    last night with mom chick went wonderful

    fyi

    lol

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    Its absorbed better w/rose hips

    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    he showed me some research paper from some vitamin journal or such that stated that the body wont absorb all of the vit c you intake.

    like if you ingest 1000mgs it will absorb lets say 85% of it

    but if you ingest 3000mg the body will only use like 15% of it.

    so taking more actually equals to your body using less

    something to that affect.

    i forget details. he had a whole article that wasnt just one person doin the research.... it was like a medical journal that had a few different research info combined or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    Its absorbed better w/rose hips
    the shit i buy comes already mixed with rose hips

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    the shit i buy comes already mixed with rose hips
    rose hips? what are you, queer?

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    Did you tell him to look up johans study? My grandma has been taking 10k vit c for years. Shes 97 now.

    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    the shit i buy comes already mixed with rose hips

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    Quote Originally Posted by RA View Post
    Did you tell him to look up johans study? My grandma has been taking 10k vit c for years. Shes 97 now.
    97 damn, she's gonna die soon

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    lol, really genius

    Actually the shape shes in right now Id give her another 5-10


    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    97 damn, she's gonna die soon

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    sometimes my jokes are in poor taste, poor grandma

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    I just found this old thread down and the bottom of the page. Thought I'd dust it off.

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    who needs some?

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    I need to get some.

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    Anyone wanna do squats for me today ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    who needs some?
    Lovin?

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    oh yeah, I need some
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Anyone wanna do squats for me today ?
    I did them for you monday, and my hip popped...I didn't like it

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    pm me if you want some...right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I did them for you monday, and my hip popped...I didn't like it
    careful, grandpa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I did them for you monday, and my hip popped...I didn't like it
    Actually, it was your cherry, not your hip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I did them for you monday, and my hip popped...I didn't like it


    Thats doesnt sound like a good thing. Well i am changing from low reps/heavy to high reps/lighter weight. Dropping some BF.

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    Damn. Roomie has started locking the bathroom door when she gets up so I can't go sexually harass her while she bathes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    pm me if you want some...right now
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    still haven't gotten one from ya, master

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    still haven't gotten one from ya, master
    Yeh I often get told im a tease

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post


    Thats doesnt sound like a good thing. Well i am changing from low reps/heavy to high reps/lighter weight. Dropping some BF.
    It was on 5th rep doing 425
    It was like cracking your knuckles but in my hip
    I thought I was gonna drop the weight but was able to finish my leg workout
    hip has been a little sore ever since. I'm gonna give it a week rest.

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    When you see my face
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    Hope it gives you hell
    When you walk my way
    Hope it gives you hell
    Hope it gives you hell

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    After I finish this pack of cigs quitting again and getting back to cardio training
    last shot of tren was day before yesterday for this cycle

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTER View Post
    Yeh I often get told im a tease
    bastard

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    I was hit with a hard dose of reality today....

    A man with celebral palsy was very impressed with my physique and is all about having me help him get "jacked arms" as he puts it. He wants me to help him gain muscle in his upper body..... I hope this is possible..... and i can help him

    Man the great things this bodybuilding as put in front on me.... This guy has more heart then all of us combined. He is so excited to get working. Makes me realize how grateful I should be.

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    I don't really smoke, I probably smoked 5 packs all winter
    but there's one thing you know you aren't doing when you have a cig in your mouth...any kind of running or cardio for about a week...tren makes it impossible anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I was hit with a hard dose of reality today....

    A man with celebral palsy was very impressed with my physique and is all about having me help him get "jacked arms" as he puts it. He wants me to help him gain muscle in his upper body..... I hope this is possible..... and i can help him

    Man the great things this bodybuilding as put in front on me.... This guy has more heart then all of us combined. He is so excited to get working. Makes me realize how grateful I should be.
    sweet!

    i find people who have disabilities seem to be the most determined....

    me however........

    i'd milk it for what it's worth, be lazy, and use people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    sweet!

    i find people who have disabilities seem to be the most determined....

    me however........

    i'd milk it for what it's worth, be lazy, and use people.
    I would prob do the same thing !

    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    I was hit with a hard dose of reality today....

    A man with celebral palsy was very impressed with my physique and is all about having me help him get "jacked arms" as he puts it. He wants me to help him gain muscle in his upper body..... I hope this is possible..... and i can help him

    Man the great things this bodybuilding as put in front on me.... This guy has more heart then all of us combined. He is so excited to get working. Makes me realize how grateful I should be.
    Wow, good for you man.

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