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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    varies

    most of the time its alot and good stream

    sometimes its weak and i gotta really squeeze to get it all out
    maybe you just drink too much
    try some dutasteride (wouldn't hurt your hairline either) if you feel like it and cutting back the water intake.

    or you could show dr. scibbles your weiner

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    We are the most awesome people on the planet.
    In that case?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    maybe you just drink too much
    try some dutasteride (wouldn't hurt your hairline either) if you feel like it and cutting back the water intake.

    or you could show dr. scibbles your weiner
    ill do that

    show dr scibbles my weiner i mean

    lol

    thanks dr kratos

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    Prostate My friend, My Dr told me I drank too much water and lifting heavy pushes water from your bladder to your prostate. Your prostate is not equipped to hold water.
    Now I never hold my pee. Ever.
    Worse feeling in the world was being out all night then humping and when I gotta go, I couldnt pee. Bladder all filled and you cant pee? Its very painful

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Prostate My friend, My Dr told me I drank too much water and lifting heavy pushes water from your bladder to your prostate. Your prostate is not equipped to hold water.
    Now I never hold my pee. Ever.
    Worse feeling in the world was being out all night then humping and when I gotta go, I couldnt pee. Bladder all filled and you cant pee? Its very painful
    yeah ive experienced that a time or 2

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    I'm glad that crap isn't happening to me.

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    Pissing blood is no fun either...

    BTW 1000 posts byotch!! (Whose your daddy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Pissing blood is no fun either...

    BTW 1000 posts byotch!! (Whose your daddy)
    yep

    ive peed blood before

    oh and ive ejactulated blood before too

    lol

    good times

    thank god my doctor is hot and chill

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    fukkin tuna

    i was gonna eat my chicken

    but it just smells funny

    made my stomach churn

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    when it takes me a min to start peeing and my stream is weak, I know it's time to end the tren .

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    yep

    ive peed blood before

    oh and ive ejactulated blood before too

    lol

    good times

    thank god my doctor is hot and chill
    Yea Dukkit. Get to Dr Bro. I had those signs and symptoms. You can screw your bladder up too. Bad thing is, My doc told me once you get one infection you can get another one real easy.

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    so, the frustation with my gf's diet continues
    she told me she eats turkey, fish, and chicken
    as long as none of those things come on the bone as far as meat

    well, I made her salmon last with crabe meat stuffing last night and she wouldn't eat it
    she liked the stuffing because it's mostly ritz cracker crumbs and she only eats sugar and carbs.
    she said salmon is too fishy, wtf
    I'd say it's pretty mild as far as fish goes

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    so she ate some meatless chicken nuggets in her fridge and microwave potatoe wedges
    FML

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    Just wanted to post so I can back you all jealous of my hugeness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    so, the frustation with my gf's diet continues
    she told me she eats turkey, fish, and chicken
    as long as none of those things come on the bone as far as meat

    well, I made her salmon last with crabe meat stuffing last night and she wouldn't eat it
    she liked the stuffing because it's mostly ritz cracker crumbs and she only eats sugar and carbs.
    she said salmon is too fishy, wtf
    I'd say it's pretty mild as far as fish goes
    Wow, Salmon and stuff crab? Im coming over for dinner

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    going to marinate in the Q+A section just so I can give outstanding advice and fukk with people at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Just wanted to post so I can back you all jealous of my hugeness
    Hey Reed I checked up on MM. He had alot to say about one ore two sets and done. Do you practice this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Yea Dukkit. Get to Dr Bro. I had those signs and symptoms. You can screw your bladder up too. Bad thing is, My doc told me once you get one infection you can get another one real easy.
    well the peeing blood was years ago for a kidney stone.
    the bloody ejactulation was a few months ago. i went to the doc and got antibiotics. had a urinary tract infection. it went away
    so now the prostate is fukked up
    too much sex
    i swear
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    so, the frustation with my gf's diet continues
    she told me she eats turkey, fish, and chicken
    as long as none of those things come on the bone as far as meat

    well, I made her salmon last with crabe meat stuffing last night and she wouldn't eat it
    she liked the stuffing because it's mostly ritz cracker crumbs and she only eats sugar and carbs.
    she said salmon is too fishy, wtf
    I'd say it's pretty mild as far as fish goes
    dump her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    Just wanted to post so I can back you all jealous of my hugeness
    slut

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    Sex is good for the Prostate. I was all smiles when Doc said that

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Sex is good for the Prostate. I was all smiles when Doc said that
    well then my prostate should be 1000% then!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    going to marinate in the Q+A section just so I can give outstanding advice and fukk with people at the same time
    Once again, mod aspirations surface.

    You'll be back in five minutes infuriated by idiocy and people's refusal to take good advice.

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    hm
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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Wow, Salmon and stuff crab? Im coming over for dinner
    I know, and lemon and garlic
    it was fvcking good, I ate almost a pound of salmon
    fvcking picky sugar eating ho

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    My roomie eats like that. Only time I can get her to ingest any protein at all is if it's in the form of chocolate milk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i don't watch jews (no offense scibble)
    none taken, bird brain

    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    well then my prostate should be 1000% then!!
    it is 1000% ...

    of normal size!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    My roomie eats like that. Only time I can get her to ingest any protein at all is if it's in the form of chocolate milk.
    damn i love me some chocolate milk

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Hey Reed I checked up on MM. He had alot to say about one ore two sets and done. Do you practice this?
    yep but I formulate my own work out. I warm up properly. Incline dumbbells I start with 45s, then 75's then 100, then 120's and just do reps to warm myself up and get a good stretch then grab the 150's and bang it out till I can't do anymore...

    If you truly go to failure you should not be able to do that same weight you lifted again or anything higher after that.

    Look into Dorian's Blood and Guts routine and try to find a Week in the Dungeon w/ Mark Dugdale and Dorian Yates

    MM had a different philosophy as did Dorian and we all know we're different so its best to formulate our on routine and take bits and pieces from everything... thats what I do

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    interesting. i've not worked out in ages but i've kept all the muscle. better get back to it before it changes its mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    My roomie eats like that. Only time I can get her to ingest any protein at all is if it's in the form of chocolate milk.
    and your spuj of course

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    Im Going into Dorian tonite. Just found so much on MM I was up until 2am. Thanx again Reed

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    interesting. i've not worked out in ages but i've kept all the muscle. better get back to it before it changes its mind.
    I think in the first month off mainly what you loose is tone as long as you aren't starving yourself. Get on it, and your strength will come back quick.

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    what do you think of dukkit's weiner scibble? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Im Going into Dorian tonite. Just found so much on MM I was up until 2am. Thanx again Reed
    Blood and Guts Training: Before the Prep

    here is a cycle log when i was trying the HIT style.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    what do you think of dukkit's weiner scibble? lol

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    Im on it now. Reed = Helpful and Knowledgable

    Dukkit = Bad Prostate

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Im on it now. Reed = Helpful and Knowledgable

    Dukkit = Bad Prostate
    seems like your know your stuff man

    youll go far on this site

    lol

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    Yea. Lol. I took 2 weeks off to relax my body. Only lite work. I start blazing for glory on sunday!!!

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